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JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:30 AM

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:30 AM

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:31 AM

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:31 AM

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:31 AM

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:32 AM

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:32 AM

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:32 AM

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:33 AM

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:33 AM

Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:33 AM

Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker".

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:34 AM

Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:34 AM

Pumpkin: What?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:34 AM

Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:35 AM

Pumpkin: Not regularly.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:35 AM

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:35 AM

Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:36 AM

Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:36 AM

Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:36 AM

Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:37 AM

[cleaning their bloody hands]

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:37 AM

Jules: Fuck, hahahahahaha, what did you do to his towel?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:37 AM

Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:38 AM

Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:38 AM

Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:38 AM

Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:39 AM

Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:39 AM

Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:39 AM

Mia: I said God Damn... God Damn.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:40 AM

Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:40 AM

The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:40 AM

Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:41 AM

Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:41 AM

Lance: Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Giver her the shot.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:42 AM

The Wolf: You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:42 AM

Raquel: I have character.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:42 AM

The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:43 AM

Butch: That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:43 AM

Zed: Bring out the Gimp.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:43 AM

Maynard: But the Gimp's sleeping.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:44 AM

Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:44 AM

Jules: Hey, that's Kool and the Gang.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:44 AM

Vincent Vega: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:45 AM

Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:45 AM

Vincent Vega: I could blow.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:45 AM

Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this hahahahahaha's skull.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:46 AM

Fabienne: Where's my Honda?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:46 AM

Butch: Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:46 AM

Jules: You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror?

JamesK2 · 11-20-2004, 08:47 AM

Vincent: Yeah, maybe. Fat, right?

11-20-2004, 08:30 AM	#26401
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:30 AM	#26402
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:31 AM	#26403
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:31 AM	#26404
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:31 AM	#26405
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: I don't eat dog either. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:32 AM	#26406
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:32 AM	#26407
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:32 AM	#26408
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:33 AM	#26409
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:33 AM	#26410
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:33 AM	#26411
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker". __________________

11-20-2004, 08:34 AM	#26412
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:34 AM	#26413
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Pumpkin: What? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:34 AM	#26414
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:35 AM	#26415
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Pumpkin: Not regularly. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:35 AM	#26416
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:35 AM	#26417
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:36 AM	#26418
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:36 AM	#26419
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Man, get out of my face with that shit. The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:36 AM	#26420
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:37 AM	#26421
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	[cleaning their bloody hands] __________________

11-20-2004, 08:37 AM	#26422
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Fuck, hahahahahaha, what did you do to his towel? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:37 AM	#26423
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: I was dryin' my hands. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:38 AM	#26424
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:38 AM	#26425
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: You watched me wash 'em. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:38 AM	#26426
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: I watched you get 'em wet. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:39 AM	#26427
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:39 AM	#26428
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:39 AM	#26429
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Mia: I said God Damn... God Damn. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:40 AM	#26430
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:40 AM	#26431
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie? __________________

11-20-2004, 08:40 AM	#26432
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:41 AM	#26433
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:41 AM	#26434
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Lance: Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot. Giver her the shot. __________________

11-20-2004, 08:42 AM	#26435
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	The Wolf: You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character. __________________