British Man Accidentally Kills Himself While Demonstrating 'Stab-Proof' Vest

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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30176

    #1

    Events British Man Accidentally Kills Himself While Demonstrating 'Stab-Proof' Vest

    British Man Accidentally Kills Himself While Demonstrating 'Stab-Proof' Vest



    A 22-year-old British man plunged a knife into his own chest, thinking he was wearing a stab-proof vest, police said. He later died at a nearby hospital.

    Jordan Easton had been out with friends when the group stopped at the home of one of his friends' parents. In the kitchen, he stabbed himself under the mistaken belief the vest he was wearing would repel the blade.
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67369

    #2
    culling the herd

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94105

      #3
      . . .

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      • bronco67
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2006
        • 29026

        #4
        So if this vest was actually stab-proof, when do you wear it? When are the prime stabbing hours I need to worry about.

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        • Cyber Fucker
          Hmm
          • Sep 2005
          • 12642

          #5
          This is very unfortunate and sad, but perhaps it's natural selection.

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          • blackmonsters
            Making PHP work
            • Nov 2002
            • 21045

            #6
            https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-p...sale-fast.html


            Good luck.



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            • ilnjscb
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2009
              • 8957

              #7
              That's a committed salesman

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              • Look Chang
                Voyeur
                • Sep 2010
                • 3690

                #8
                Darwinian selection ...

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