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  • blakkfrogg
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 582

    #1

    Serious Investors ONLY

    I know you are always interested in looking for opportunities for investment.

    I don't know if you would be interested in this, but I thought I would
    mention it to you because it could be a real "sleeper" in making a lot of
    money with very little investment.

    A group of us is considering investing in a large cat ranch near Hermosillo,
    Mexico.
    It is our intention to start rather small with about one million cats.
    Each cat averages about twelve kittens each year; cat skins can be sold for
    about twenty cents for the white ones and up to forty cents for the
    black. This will give us twelve million cat skins per year to sell at an
    average price of around thirty-two cents, making revenue about $3 million a
    year. This averages out to about $10 thousand a day excluding Sundays and
    holidays.

    A good Mexican cat man can skin about fifty cats per day at a wage of $3.15 a
    day. It will take only 633 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit would
    be over $8,200 per day.

    Now, the cats would be fed on rats exclusively. Rats multiply four times
    faster than cats. We would start a rat ranch adjacent to our cat ranch. If we
    started with a million rats, we will have four rats per cat per day. The rats
    will be fed on the carcasses of the cats we skin. This will give each rat a
    quarter of cat per day. You can see by this that the business is a clean
    operation, self-supporting and really automatic throughout. The cats will
    eat the rats, and the rats will eat the cats, and we will get the skins.

    Eventually, it is my hope to cross the cats with snakes because snakes skin
    themselves twice a year. This will save the labor costs of skinning the cats
    as well as giving us two skins per cat.

    Let me know if you are interested. As you can imagine, I'm rather particular
    whom I want in this deal. And I want the fewest investors possible.

    May I hear from you at your earliest convenience.


    PLEASE READ:
    This is NOT a serious posting. A friend sent it to me this morning in an email. I love animals and have had cats in my life before. They were bothersome at times, but I loved them just the same.

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    [This message has been edited by blakkfrogg (edited 04-02-2001).]
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    So anyways, this Frogg is looking for smaller traffic trades. Trying to get back into the swing of things, ya' know?
  • Jer
    God is Brazilian
    • Feb 2001
    • 10601

    #2
    You can't be serious.

    And I LOVE cats, love them all.

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    • blakkfrogg
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 582

      #3
      No, this is NOT a serious posting. It's a joke. A friend sent it to me this morning.

      Sorry if I scared you.

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      So anyways, this Frogg is looking for smaller traffic trades. Trying to get back into the swing of things, ya' know?

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      • Techie Media
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 3092

        #4
        Blackkfrogg,
        Thats nasty.....LOL

        How about "A Frog Farm".....hehehehehe
        Just Kidding also..

        Hey I just noticed, you and I had the Exact same # of posts until this one..LOL

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        • Gemini
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 7183

          #5
          Put us up for a hundred shares to start. Now that would be one hundred pesos to cover that purchase correct? Sick but funny to a degree
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          • blakkfrogg
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 582

            #6
            Originally posted by Lightning:
            How about "A Frog Farm".....hehehehehe
            Just Kidding also..

            Hey I just noticed, you and I had the Exact same # of posts until this one..LOL
            OK, but just remember: Frogg Farms already exist so that all the Frogg Leg lovers in the world can satisfy their fetish for the severed limbs of my distant and not-so-distant kinfolk.

            I've got a lot of relatives in wheelchairs, thank you very much. Their limbs ripped from their bodies and thrown into a tasty garlic wine sauce over medium heat.


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            - Blakk Frogg

            * Blakk Frogg Sex Blog
            * * Wyldsites Sex Blogs
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            So anyways, this Frogg is looking for smaller traffic trades. Trying to get back into the swing of things, ya' know?

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            • sweetjimmy
              Banned
              • Jan 2001
              • 777

              #7
              you ruined the thread by putting that disclaimer at the end.

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              • blakkfrogg
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 582

                #8
                Originally posted by sweetjimmy:
                you ruined the thread by putting that disclaimer at the end.
                That may be the case, but I don't need the animal right's people breathing down my neck. Between the IRS, my girlfriend, the boss at my dayjob, annoying neighbors and all this crappy weather up here in the Northeastern US, well, I have enough troubles as it is without militant animal freaks firebombing my house or hurling rocks and thotoughly rinsed recyclable containers at me.

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                - Blakk Frogg

                * Blakk Frogg Sex Blog
                * * Wyldsites Sex Blogs
                * * * Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

                So anyways, this Frogg is looking for smaller traffic trades. Trying to get back into the swing of things, ya' know?

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                • Jamdin
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 3560

                  #9
                  Actually I'm glad you put the disclaimer in, blakkfrogg. I would hate to blow up Mexico just because of a cat farm

                  Yes, I love pussy in all shapes, sizes & colors

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                  • Jer
                    God is Brazilian
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 10601

                    #10
                    As I said, this couldn't be serious
                    I love cats ! Had about 25 to 30 of them

                    I would love to have a place to get some of them again. My female kittie died last year
                    She's VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY²²²²²²²²²²²²² special.

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                    • boneprone
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 34415

                      #11
                      I was getting intrested in the investment!! Sounded pretty self efficient.. My style.. Im wondering if we could do this for real?


                      Hmmmm.

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                      • Itchy
                        Datetronix.com
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 6525

                        #12
                        I got a split personally "I hate cats But I love Pussy"



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                        • sweetjimmy
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 777

                          #13
                          LOL-blackfrogg

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                          • sweetjimmy
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 777

                            #14
                            Bone, I'm sure those cats would get some kind of mad cow disease from eating the rats. Its kind of like second degree cannibalism.

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