my girl is turning ...

**mongoose403** · 12-14-2002, 10:21 AM

seriously, when I first met her she was tight, when ever I eat with her she is always eating salads and low fat food, but then she drowns the shit with mayo...

**doobster** · 12-14-2002, 10:25 AM

tell her fat out err i mean flat out

**Fletch XXX** · 12-14-2002, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by mongoose403
a fat war pig??

Dayum.

hahaha

**Pipecrew** · 12-14-2002, 10:27 AM

When girls get secure in a relationship they put on the lbs....... shake shit up a bit, tell her other girls are hitting on you and other crap

BJ · 12-14-2002, 10:28 AM

sign her up for weight loss newsletters

**doobster** · 12-14-2002, 10:30 AM

tell her you want to do more things together and sign up for the gym

**UncleJimmy** · 12-14-2002, 10:31 AM

Build some BBW sites & ask her to pose for a few glamour shots for the splash page ;)

j/k man

that's a tough one man.....walk lightly

and that term you used is CLASSIC....war pig....HAHA love it

**Fletch XXX** · 12-14-2002, 10:32 AM

**TDF** · 12-14-2002, 10:33 AM

i sale double opt-in inspirational emailers

**Kbee** · 12-14-2002, 10:34 AM

You know I girl really cares about you when she is looking all hot and sexxxy.....

It must be you....you're just not doing it for her anymore.

=)~

**doobster** · 12-14-2002, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Kbee
You know I girl really cares about you when she is looking all hot and sexxxy.....

It must be you....you're just not doing it for her anymore.

=)~

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRNNNNNNNN

BJ · 12-14-2002, 10:36 AM

lol

**kindafreaky** · 12-14-2002, 10:41 AM

Take a secret photo of her, using her camera when she is looking fat, ie bending over. Then put the camera back. When she goes to get the film developed and flicks through the photos in the store, the shock of seeing her fat ass <?> will start her off on a path to a new tighter ass.

OK, I know this plan is flawed if she does not have a film camera, but it works;)

Or you could always leave this thread open when she around.

Good luck....

**goBigtime** · 12-14-2002, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by mongoose403
how do you tell your gf in a nice way that she is turning into a fat war pig??

Next time your in the chatrooms with her, link her here.

lol j/k on the chatrooms

BJ · 12-14-2002, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by goBigtime

Next time your in the chatrooms with her, link her here.

lol j/k on the chatrooms

or make it her homepage

**KRL** · 12-14-2002, 10:47 AM

There is nothing wrong with heavy girls. They usually are the most devoted girlfriends. After seeing this post, I made a list of all mine and the skinny ones were all cheaters, while the medium to heavy ones were not. Don't know if thats the same for everyone, but I've got enough GF's on my list to see a trend on that.

They are also, less vain, and I've found better in bed and more into your pleasure than their own.

I like all sizes myself. Its whats inside and under the hood that counts, not just the body shell and look.

**cherrylula** · 12-14-2002, 10:48 AM

slip her some ipecac when she's done eating

http://pub82.ezboard.com/fproanasuic...picID=12.topic

**playa** · 12-14-2002, 10:49 AM

More cushion for the pushion

**UncleJimmy** · 12-14-2002, 10:51 AM

I think I've heard a few times that BBWs are generally VERY talented in their oral skillz

fooo realioooo

**goBigtime** · 12-14-2002, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by goBigtime

Next time your in the chatrooms with her, link her here.

lol j/k on the chatrooms

But it really does work. I have a friend that lost like 40lbs or something in 9-12 months. From ~200lbs I think.

Look up ketosis on the web.

Maybe you could ask her about it in a way that lets her know your concerned about her health ;)

**mongoose403** · 12-14-2002, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by playa
More cushion for the pushion

more junk in the trunk

**goBigtime** · 12-14-2002, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by mongoose403

more junk in the trunk

more bounce for your pounce?

**mongoose403** · 12-14-2002, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by Kbee
You know I girl really cares about you when she is looking all hot and sexxxy.....

It must be you....you're just not doing it for her anymore.

=)~

did the post hit a nerve sweetie?

**mongoose403** · 12-14-2002, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by goBigtime

more bounce for your pounce?

more rump for the thump

**Kanoealoha** · 12-14-2002, 11:20 AM

Well, gee....

How tall is she and how much does she weigh...

Anywho...
maybe if you get in shape she'll feel all down about herself and then she'll start...
or ya just could buy low-fat mayo and say...
that You want to improve Your diet...

You could always say...i think that WE are getting outta shape...
lets hit the gym!

**dirtyone** · 12-14-2002, 11:21 AM

Slap her on the ass and ride the wave in.

**Cohen** · 12-14-2002, 11:22 AM

you must be the best boyfriend in the world.
You have a problem with the way your girlfriend look, and instead of talking to YOUR GIRLFRIEND you post it on the internet

**NoCarrier** · 12-14-2002, 11:27 AM

Gain 50 pounds, eat like a pig and tell her something like : "See, I have bigger tits than you now". She will understand and do something.

**mongoose403** · 12-14-2002, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by Cohen
you must be the best boyfriend in the world.
You have a problem with the way your girlfriend look, and instead of talking to YOUR GIRLFRIEND you post it on the internet

Cohen, dont you understand that GFY offers great advice on all sorts of mens' health issues

**Cohen** · 12-14-2002, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by mongoose403

Cohen, dont you understand that GFY offers great advice on all sorts of mens' health issues

Ok - want my "great advice on all sorts of mens' health issues"?
Go back to dating Sheeps

**Shaggy** · 12-14-2002, 11:48 AM

give her the URL to this post.

**asuna** · 12-14-2002, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by Shaggy
give her the URL to this post.

**mjrools23** · 12-14-2002, 11:53 AM

tell a friend to tell her

**mongoose403** · 12-14-2002, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by Cohen

Ok - want my "great advice on all sorts of mens' health issues"?
Go back to dating Sheeps

sheeps? what the fuck are sheeps?

**Cohen** · 12-14-2002, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by mongoose403

sheeps? what the fuck are sheeps?

this is something 4 u i think

**Sassyass** · 12-14-2002, 01:08 PM

Secretly mix Trim Spa in her food.

Buy her sky blue and sea foam green stretch pants for Christmas
and maybe one of those sweaters with an airbrushed puppy on it saying, "I?m not Fat, I'm Fluffy!"

**mongoose403** · 12-14-2002, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by Sassyass
Secretly mix Trim Spa in her food.

Buy her sky blue and sea foam green stretch pants for Christmas
and maybe one of those sweaters with an airbrushed puppy on it saying, "I?m not Fat, I'm Fluffy!"

LOL I think I have found a winner

**pornjudge** · 12-14-2002, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by mongoose403
how do you tell your gf in a nice way that she is turning into a fat war pig??

Tell her you have a surprise for her but she will need to lose a bit of weight to get it

**Kbee** · 12-14-2002, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by mongoose403

did the post hit a nerve sweetie?

Oh Mon....don't get your panties all bunched in a knot...I was playing with you!

But, seriously...if you care about her, just let her know.

MUAH!

**Trixie** · 12-14-2002, 04:22 PM

Maybe ask her how she is feeling about things these days, if she's happy with you and the relationship . . . maybe then she'll say, "I'm not happy with the way I look" and you can say, "Oh?" and she'll just start talking and talking and talking about how she wants to lose weight. If she gives a shit.

She probably knows better than you do if she has put on weight. Let her solve her own "problem" if it really is one.

**jimmy3way** · 12-14-2002, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by KRL

They are also, less vain, and I've found better in bed and more into your pleasure than their own.

I agree, a big girl may not look great with the lights on, but once they go off...shit.

I've never met a skinny girl who could really fuck...

**pink_in_the_middle** · 12-14-2002, 04:47 PM

If I were her I would want you to tell me flat out.
Yeah I would be a bit hurt but to me it's better then you just lying to me about it.

I eat like a horse ...all the time LOL

But I don't gain any weight.
I've asked my bf to straight up let me know when I'm getting too big. She might take it the wrong way at first (it's natural) but it's better that you're honest with her, rather then lye about it.

Just my two cents

**Greg Atherton** · 12-14-2002, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by mongoose403
how do you tell your gf in a nice way that she is turning into a fat war pig??

oh man, I think this relashionship is over. Once you start using those words about your girl, its a bad sign

my girl is turning ...

my girl is turning ...

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