Bacardi Silver - This stuff is amazing!

[MetaformX]

I drank it for tyhe first time at a party last week....I use to be a big fan of heineken before, but man, this shit tastes amazing. It tastes like sprite basically. I would recommend all of you guys go out and get yourself some.

even my underage brother likes the taste!

[boneprone]

the bartender told me only chicks and faggots drink em.
They drink that and Mailbu Rum with pinapple juice i was told.
The top 2 drinks ordered by bitched and faggots

[Amputate Your Head]

Real men drink 151.

straight.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by MetaformX
man, this shit tastes amazing. It tastes like sprite basically.

girl.

[boneprone]

other faggot drinks you can try that are similar.

- Zima
- Mikes Lemonade
- Taos
- Segrams Ice

Real men drink Malt liquor by the 40's.
St. Ides
English 800

[Jakke PNG]

I want a long-island icetea when I'm in the mood for girliedrinks

[Amputate Your Head]

ROFL!!!!

Zima is the undisputed KING of faggot drinks!!!

[boneprone]

indeed!
You see a guy in a club drinking that run!

[boneprone]

However you know the guy is a badass if he has a 40 of ST IDES or Old English 800 in his hand in a club..

That brotha is a player.

[Amputate Your Head]

Remember "Rusty" from MadTV?

"Want a ZZZZima?"

that shit was fucking hilarious!!

[boneprone]

I trot around in the club with mine in a brown bag.

[MetaformX]

haha
ok, i just went into the restroom, and perliminary inspection is showing that I am indeed a male, and am heterosexual
which could mean only one thing...... Boneprone and his slightly deformed troll Amputate are W R O N G ! ! !

[boneprone]

amp aint my troll.
I already have a hobbit, I dont need a troll.

[Amputate Your Head]

I'm no troll..... I'm the Devil.

[boneprone]

nevertheless the evidence is proving you are indeed a closet faggot.

Go see a doctor.
Something's wrong.

[MetaformX]

bony, can i be your troll then?
i have nice clean feet and shaved asshole

[SixNine]

My girl bought some of that stuff and it tasted OK.
Gotta stick with the Henny to get tore back right though

SixNine

[MetaformX]

bone, bone, this hurts me coming from you. im not implying anything brotha, but its just that ive heard some rumors. Nothing too bad, just a few

[Amputate Your Head]

I bet you drink wine coolers too huh Meta?

[boneprone]

We have a position in the family for a "Gay Troll"
If you are intrested we could give you that title and allow you in the family.

Consult an attorney and get back to us with your dues and you are in.

"The Bacardi Silver gay troll of the Boneprone Family"

[Kimmykim]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I'm no troll..... I'm the Devil.

Still trying to steal my job I see... ;)

[boneprone]

its yours if ya want it.
We just happen to have an opening for that position.

[MetaformX]

what is this, a gangbang courtesy of bonyphony and amputate "troll" your head?
please, take it easy on me guys.....i dont have alot of posts.....can you atleast be a bit more gentle with me?

[boneprone]

once again, another request of a typical faggot.
No we wont be gentle.
We pound like jackhammers.

Only thing we like soft iand gentle is our flapjacks.
Show him amp.

[Jakke PNG]

Originally posted by MetaformX
what is this, a gangbang courtesy of bonyphony and amputate "troll" your head?
please, take it easy on me guys.....i dont have alot of posts.....can you atleast be a bit more gentle with me?

I can e-mail you some lubricants to make it easier.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by MetaformX
what is this, a gangbang courtesy of bonyphony and amputate "troll" your head?
please, take it easy on me guys.....i dont have alot of posts.....can you atleast be a bit more gentle with me?

I only ass-rape without lubricant. It's more painful that way. (and much more entertaining)

but it's okay..... really.... there's lots of guys here that love to drink stuff like that. Put your leather chaps on and I'll screenshot you a map to the Castro District.

[SetTheWorldonFire]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Real men drink 151.

straight.

Hell Yeah!! Firewata!

[MetaformX]

kimmykim!
whats up......hey, help me out kimmy, these guys are ruthless
kimmy, if you see me in a club(im hot! take my word), drinking some bacardi silver.....and then i come over to you, and give you a nice wet tongin, how would you react?

[louisa]

I don't know if this is too girly for you guys.. But vanilla vodka with rootbeer is super good. Tastes like a rootbeer float.

[Amputate Your Head]

(back in my bartender days) I used to make a drink called a "Nuclear Accelerator".... Grand Marnier, 151, & Absolut.... pure fuckin' booze.... chased with a full beer of your choice.... (no breathing allowed in between).... sort of a warped version of the ol' boilermakers.

these would put you on the floor for the night.

[MetaformX]

PhonyProne, i was told by other members of the PhonyProne family that father phonyprone is always gentle on people with low amounts of posts, and high level of inteligent
they showed me posts directed at a charachter named "spacedog", to prove their points.
this is why i am royally confused as to the manner of treatment that is being handed to me by the father of smut, Mr. "PhonyProne", and his much beloved hairy troll, "I Amputated My Dick"

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by MetaformX
blah blah blah....

whoever told you that I was gentle on anyone,...

lied to you.

[MetaformX]

it was a guy by the name of "spacefag" that told me that amputate

[MetaformX]

by the way, i got my 17 year old brother drunk on bacardi silver last night, and he has been thanking me all day. So next time you guys criticize me for drinking girlie drink, just think of all the young people that im helping by sharing

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by MetaformX
So next time you guys criticize me for drinking girlie drink, just think of all the young people that im helping by sharing

hmmm...

okay.... I thought about it....

girl.

[Beastiepoo]

MetaformX kimmykim!
whats up......hey, help me out kimmy, these guys are ruthless
kimmy, if you see me in a club(im hot! take my word), drinking some bacardi silver.....and then i come over to you, and give you a nice wet tongin, how would you react?

I'm a girly who likes Long Island Iced Teas and even I think you are a big wimp. Alcopops are a cop out for people who can't handle a real drink!!

[MetaformX]

wait, your a girl named "Beastiepoo"
by the way, you may wanna change your name sweetie.....didnt you hear visa banned you guys?

[Beastiepoo]

Dig accepted and forgiven....it happens to be an old nickname from school days. I find that it makes an easy and useful internet username as it is much more unique than say......liz738069.

[TheEnforcer]

Haven't you guys ever heard of the "gay approach" to pick up women? Geesh!! I knew plenty of guys that would get babes to fall for that approach.

[MetaformX]

haha
ok, you guys can all pretend that your too "manly" for bacardi silver, but your not fooling me. every one of you is gonna run our to the closest 7-11 tonight and get yourself some.
i know that, you know that, and god know that(me)

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by MetaformX
every one of you is gonna run our to the closest 7-11 tonight and get yourself some.

not me.... I'm gonna get wide on a six pack of Zima here instead.

[TDF]

or u could always pimp it out with a big ass bottle of GOLDSCHLAGGER

[Steve]

Originally posted by MetaformX
kimmykim!
whats up......hey, help me out kimmy, these guys are ruthless
kimmy, if you see me in a club(im hot! take my word), drinking some bacardi silver.....and then i come over to you, and give you a nice wet tongin, how would you react?

Dude, don't mess with Kimmy Kim, I hear there's this HUGE Canadian guy that stalks her. If you make a move on her, he'll pound you. Well, if you are deemed worthy of a good pounding.

Beer is ok, but I like Gin. nothing like waking up and making the whole house stink of your drinking from the night before(although beer does this later hahaha)

17 and drunk off chick drinks? Get him some help, before he goes to a kegger and winds up blowing guys behind the pool.

[Slick]

Hey, what's wrong with drinks like that ?? Fuck, beer taste gets old after a while, I usually get a couple of beers, then go for the Smirnoff Ice, Sky Blue, Doc's Hard Lemonade, or Hooch. I'll have to try this new stuff, it sounds good. I actually saw a comercial for it today and thought about getting one the next time that I go out.

No, I'm NOT a homo. I just love good alcoholic drinks

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Slick
No, I'm NOT a homo. I just love good alcoholic drinks

girl.

[Brian911]

Originally posted by Steve


Dude, don't mess with Kimmy Kim, I hear there's this HUGE Canadian guy that stalks her.

man, take my word that I read "I hear she is a HUGE canadian guy"

[TheEnforcer]

Actually the best drinks on the plenat are 7&7 and goldschlagger. And if you want GOOD beer you drink imported bottles like St. Pauli Girl, Beck's, Labaat's, and Moose Head!! None of that canned junk!!

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer
None of that canned junk!!

canned beer is pure evil.... (in a can)

[Beastiepoo]

Originally posted by toodamnfli
or u could always pimp it out with a big ass bottle of GOLDSCHLAGGER

Ever had Goldshlagger in its home country Switzerland? No gold flecks and at least another 10% proof....wicked but fucking great!

Certainly better than bloating up on the fizzy mixer bottles, or even beer. I prefer my alcohol either mixed with MORE alcohol or on its own. And I have to say that the only people I DO know who drink those alcopops are girls. No defending them boys unless you know how to accessorize and like other men's bottoms!

[Slick]

It's not what kind of alcahol you drink, it's how you handle it