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  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415

    #1

    Important Dialer News.

    As many of you Dialer People know the industry is heading to hell in a hand basket quick.

    Everyday we read about a company not paying, a broker ripping off webmasters, USA Lines going down, and all sorts of other bullshit.

    The Industry is going to Hell in a handbasket Quick!

    As the owner of the ever popular Jesus Dialer I have been telling you and perhaps misleading many of you saying we are immuned to such problems. After all, with Jesus Dialer as Holy as it is, it could never stoop to the likes of our dialer counter parts.

    Well times have changed. As many of you dialer people know, there was a problem in the Congo. Companies like Niteline recently admited to the problem, and We here at Jesus Dialer brought the issue at hand last week. Lines are down, the Congo termination is closed. This is fact.

    Unlike Niteline we admited to the phone line problems in the Congo last week letting our webmasters know there was downtime...

    Unlike Niteline, we sent a team of techs down to the Congo to fix the lines, splice them back together, tape glue, sauder, tie the lines back together to get them up and running again.

    We sent the team down, and never heard from them again.
    It was then that I realized that if anything was to be done, myself, and the Boneprone Family would have to fly to the Congo and do this ourselves.

    We sent two teams of boneprone family down, only one team survived. Funeral services will be upon confirmation of death.

    Team #2 consisting of myself, Aaron M, Dank, Nyght (the pirate), and Anal Hobbit were able to locate the probelm and work according in the congo to fix the Jesus Dialer.

    This is our Journey. This was our mission. This was the Boneprone Family coming though for you the people, in the dangerous country of Africa.

    Hope you enjoy.

    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
    Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
    http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
    Learn about it kids.
  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415

    #2
    <center><b>CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO PREVIEW<br>Turn The Sound Way Up!</b><br>
    www.boneprone.com/Jesus.wmv <br>
    <img src="http://boneprone4life.com/advisory.gif">
    www.boneprone.com/Jesus.wmv <br>
    Last edited by boneprone; 01-26-2003, 12:57 AM.

    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
    Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
    http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
    Learn about it kids.

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    • boneprone
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jan 2001
      • 34415

      #3
      The Video Trailer Intro.
      <b><Font size=4>PLAY THIS</font>

      www.boneprone.com/Jesus.wmv
      </b>

      This is only the trailer-preview. Thanks to Hungry Man for Hosting IT!

      We have the full lenth video 13 minutes long.. But we are looking for a free host or someone to donate the bandwith for it so we can post it.

      Icq me if you can help!
      Last edited by boneprone; 01-26-2003, 12:57 AM.

      Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
      Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
      http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
      Learn about it kids.

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      • Theo
        HAL 9000
        • May 2001
        • 34515

        #4
        R.I.P for the lost members of the family

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917

          #5
          Man, that trip was a bitch! I think we should give a few highlights for those who may have missed the pics before....

          This was our host family

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917

            #6
            Yo!... Even pr0 was cool enough to let us bring his party goat along to keep us company. It took an instant liking to Boneprone.

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            • boneprone
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jan 2001
              • 34415

              #7
              From the Actual Log Book OF Aaron Matthews:


              We landed in northern Africa and went to find the damaged lines in the Congo. Once we got there and ran some tests, we discovered that the problem with the lines was actually in the wetlands of Southern Africa along the Zambezi River. Most if our gear has been held up in customs but we were allowed a few basic essentials.

              We had to take a fucking train for god knows how many miles (seemed like thousands) then a chopper picked us up and flew us to the newly found spot. Because of all the trees, we had to land about 20 miles away and hike in through a bunch of swamp crap. This part of Africa sucks ass. In the Congo we mostly had to deal with the dangers of Gorillas but here in the wetlands, it is more of a swampy, high plains kinda thing and there are lions, hippos, rhinos, and a lot of other dangerous animals that seem to be following us. On the flight in we did see some zebras though so Lev may still get his wish.



              With the help of Nyght (the pirate guide) and our GPS, we were able to locate the bad section of wire. There is a lot of rhino activity in the area and it looks like the animals may have severed the underwater lines. The rhinos are very protective of the area and they sure as hell did not like us there. One of them actually tried to charge us. Thank god he was on the other side of the river. Once the line was repaired we discovered that there was another line down in the area. We hope to find it tomorrow.

              Well, that about does it for the amount of time I have before this shitty satellite connection is out of range so I gotta go. Rest well knowing that we are working 24/7 to restore the Jesus Dialer lines. We have been video taping some of the events and hope to broadcast a feed of them in a day or two.

              Please wish us luck on the rest of our journey.



              Last edited by boneprone; 02-06-2002, 08:52 PM.

              Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
              Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
              http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
              Learn about it kids.

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              • SNOW
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 3963

                #8
                That was some funny ass shit man....

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                • boneprone
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 34415

                  #9
                  From the Log and Diary of Boneprone:


                  <img src="http://www.xfrnetworks.com/other/geektent.jpg">

                  Damn. What a fucking trip.

                  Ive never been to Africa. The culture, the food, the people, the animals all a nice change.

                  We have been out all day fixing the Dialer Lines wioth our tools, and scouting out the area..

                  What was once a team of 12 has diminshed to a team of 5.
                  And currently only 3 of us are back in the host faily home.

                  2 Family members are still out.

                  But loosing 7 members of the family back in the Congo has me worried. If any of you hear anything let them know we have moved to wetlands of Southern Africa along the Zambezi River.

                  Other than that our host family is very nice, and we have lots of pics we will post monday when we finish here.

                  Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                  Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                  http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                  Learn about it kids.

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                  • Ludedude
                    Suck it!
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 4432

                    #10
                    Holy shit boys, glad you made it back in one piece!!!

                    That looked like some hairy shit

                    So, bottom line bone, when are you paying me the $65,839 you owe me for yesterdays minutes??

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                    • pr0
                      rockin tha trailerpark
                      • May 2001
                      • 23088

                      #11
                      Remember, Party Goat only drinks Evian spring water.

                      You get him some deerpark or other "offbrand" & i'll be hearing it when he gets back.
                      __________
                      Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                      • boneprone
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 34415

                        #12
                        Notice the QWEST hats..

                        We couldnt have done this without thier help!

                        The phone companies know damn well that if we loose they loose.
                        So they payed for our trip!

                        Thanks Qwest!

                        And thanks for the nice blue hats!

                        Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                        Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                        http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                        Learn about it kids.

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                        • BrettJ
                          ol' timer
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 4715

                          #13
                          Holy Shit. that's some outlandishshit. Love the HQ ... one question, where's Radar O'Reilly?

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                          • boneprone
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 34415

                            #14
                            From the Logs and Diary of AaronM:

                            I saw the lion attack on Charlie. It was not pretty but I learned that it is true that you only have to outrun one guy when being chased by a lion. Good thing that guy was fatter than me or I would be the one on a slab tonite. You have no idea how close Nyght and Boneprone were to being a meal today. I even got a pic of the lion checking you two out.




                            Boneprone and Nyght the Pirate working on tying the Jesus Dialer phone lines back together.

                            Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                            Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                            http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                            Learn about it kids.

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917

                              #15
                              Another shout out to Qwest for helping to fund this trip.

                              Many more props to Dank for the transpo....

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                              • boneprone
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 34415

                                #16
                                Notice the lion in the background!

                                Only in Africa!

                                Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                Learn about it kids.

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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46917

                                  #17
                                  Man, the entire video is ready but we need somebody to cough up the bandwidth for it.

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                                  • boneprone
                                    Hall Of Fame
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 34415

                                    #18
                                    I need a contact to host the 13 minute clip.
                                    It shows how we fixed the phone lines in the congo, and how we sabatoged Niteline, by stealing thier lines to repalce ours!

                                    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                    Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                    http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                    Learn about it kids.

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46917

                                      #19
                                      Shit, I almost forgot to mention the train ride that Dank hooked us up with. The shitty thing was that the smell was fucking foul. Dank derailed the thing 3 times and we had to hook up to elephants to get it back on track.

                                      Do not even get me started about the midgets with the plates in their lips or the ostritch that they had on the train.....

                                      Last edited by AaronM; 02-06-2002, 09:24 PM.

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                                      • boneprone
                                        Hall Of Fame
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 34415

                                        #20
                                        Ill never forget the fucking smell of that train.

                                        The trains in Africa are nothing like Amtrak here.
                                        They didn teven have first class!

                                        Snow was breakig out in a rash.

                                        What a puss.

                                        Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                        Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                        http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                        Learn about it kids.

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                                        • Lensman
                                          GFY Chaperone
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 9846

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                          Shit, I almost forgot to mention the train ride that Dank hooked us up with. The shitty thing was that the smell was fucking foul. Dank derailed the thing 3 times and we had to hook up to elephants to get it back on track.

                                          Do not even get me started about the midgets with the plates in their lips or the ostritch that they had on the train.....

                                          Looks like the original SOUL TRAIN.

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                                          • Theo
                                            HAL 9000
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 34515

                                            #22
                                            lol, the movie rocks, excellent work aaron

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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                              lol, the movie rocks, excellent work aaron
                                              Thanx.

                                              Stick around... We are uploading the full movie to the a server right now. It will be posted ASAP.

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                                              • Ted
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 830

                                                #24
                                                I have some spare bandwith
                                                ICQ 68784488

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                                                • boneprone
                                                  Hall Of Fame
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 34415

                                                  #25
                                                  WE HAVE HOSTING FOR THE VIDEO NOW!

                                                  WE ARE UPLOADING IT NOW!

                                                  Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                  Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                  http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                  Learn about it kids.

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                                                  • AaronM
                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 46917

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Ted
                                                    I have some spare bandwith
                                                    ICQ 68784488
                                                    Thanks Ted but I am already uploading it to another server.

                                                    A special thanks to Jon AT dialerheaven.com (AKA QualityThumbs) for hooking up the bandwidth for our video.

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                                                    • boneprone
                                                      Hall Of Fame
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 34415

                                                      #27
                                                      Thanks to Jon at Dialer Heaven for hosting this bad boy for us!
                                                      This Video shows all we went though in Africa getting this Dialer up, and what we went though!

                                                      In 5 miutes we will have it up!

                                                      Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                      Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                      http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                      Learn about it kids.

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                                                      • pr0
                                                        rockin tha trailerpark
                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 23088

                                                        #28
                                                        well it is vector bandwidth, i dont know if i feel like waiting an hour.... ;)
                                                        __________
                                                        Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                        • Lensman
                                                          GFY Chaperone
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 9846

                                                          #29
                                                          Wow! I watched it in HDTV and it's impressive.

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                                                          • Jon2
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                            • 2875

                                                            #30
                                                            You know I am here for ya boneprone

                                                            Jon

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                                                            • Jon2
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 2875

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                              well it is vector bandwidth, i dont know if i feel like waiting an hour.... ;)
                                                              Nah its on Cias or whatever B/W

                                                              Jon
                                                              Last edited by Jon2; 02-06-2002, 10:05 PM.

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                                                              • pr0
                                                                rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 23088

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by qualitythumbs


                                                                I host on my own servers

                                                                Jon
                                                                I like goats


                                                                Pro
                                                                __________
                                                                Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                                • boneprone
                                                                  Hall Of Fame
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 34415

                                                                  #33
                                                                  HDTV?
                                                                  Wait till you see the Video!!
                                                                  Almost there!
                                                                  5 more minutes!

                                                                  Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                  Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                  http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                  Learn about it kids.

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                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 46917

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                    Wow! I watched it in HDTV and it's impressive.
                                                                    Thanx man. I enjoy the fun time at work too. You are the only person I sent th HDTV version to.

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                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 46917

                                                                      #35
                                                                      <font size=4><b> IT'S READY!!! IT'S READY!!! </font size=4></b>

                                                                      It is 13+ minutes but it is worth the time to watch it.
                                                                      Last edited by AaronM; 02-06-2002, 10:22 PM.

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                                                                      • Jon2
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                        • 2875

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by pr0


                                                                        I like goats


                                                                        Pro

                                                                        Whats your favorite breed?

                                                                        Jon

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                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 46917

                                                                          #37
                                                                          <b><center><font size=6>THE FULL LENGTH MOVIE!!</b></font size=6>

                                                                          Blair Witch ain't got shit on us!
                                                                          <center>
                                                                          <a href="http://boneprone.fastplugin.com/AfricaTrip.wmv"><img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/bp4.gif"><br>
                                                                          <b>Click To PLAY >>>
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                                                                          Last edited by AaronM; 02-06-2002, 10:55 PM.

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                                                                          • boneprone
                                                                            Hall Of Fame
                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 34415

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Is Jesus Dialer the Best fucking Dialer in the world or what? Our staff is willing to put thier lives on the line in the Congo for you!

                                                                            AS Ive said before, and Ill say it again: If you cant Trust Jesus Who can You Trust?


                                                                            Jesus Dialer.

                                                                            Going the extra Thousand or so miles for ya.

                                                                            Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                            Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                            http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                            Learn about it kids.

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                                                                            • 4Pics
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                              • 7952

                                                                              #39
                                                                              sounds like one hellva a good time, no wonder i haven't seen you on icq bone.

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                                                                              • SNOW
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 3963

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I want my wire cutters back you bastards...

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                                                                                • SNOW
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 3963

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I wish you cunts were gone longer..Boneprones wife and I had our own Journey..

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                                                                                  • boneprone
                                                                                    Hall Of Fame
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 34415

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    YOur nuts itch yet?

                                                                                    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                                    Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                                    http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                                    Learn about it kids.

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                                                                                    • Ted
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                      • 830

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      That was very educational, Besides learning that Jesus Dialer goes the extra mile, I also learnt :-

                                                                                      1)The cameraman from blairwitch never really died
                                                                                      2)Aaron will never pitch for the major league until he can throw a stick across a creek on the first go
                                                                                      3)Niteline could have fixed there dialer if they knew how to use Gaffa Tape

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                                                                                      • boneprone
                                                                                        Hall Of Fame
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 34415

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        shhh. One of the reasons Niteline's Congo lines are permantly down is because we stripped and stole their line to repair ours.

                                                                                        Notice it in the video.

                                                                                        Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                                        Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                                        http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                                        Learn about it kids.

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                                                                                        • Exxxotica
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 4396

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Why arent my minutes back up to normal?


                                                                                          Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven

                                                                                          note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

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                                                                                          • jimmy3way
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                                            • 2508

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            That is just about the most ludicrious thing I've seen in months.

                                                                                            I've come to the conclusion that you all need full time jobs or something. And Cheech and Chong's dealer has moved to the PNW.
                                                                                            One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                                                                                            • pr0
                                                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 23088

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Did someone say Ludacris???

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                                                                                              • Headless
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                                • 26727

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Boneprone, you are one sick fucking bitch!!!! Next time you go into such harsh conditions gimm a call!

                                                                                                The documentary reminded me of this time at bandcamp....

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                                                                                                • Theo
                                                                                                  HAL 9000
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 34515

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  cool! its up,i'll get it later today,i'm very tired now,lane told me it's quite long

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                                                                                                  • boneprone
                                                                                                    Hall Of Fame
                                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                                    • 34415

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    13 inches, I mean minutes!

                                                                                                    Shit got it confused with my cock size.

                                                                                                    Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                                                    Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                                                    http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                                                    Learn about it kids.

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