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  • Mr. Jim
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4372

    #1

    CRAZY Larry Flynt Story.......

    I was waitin on the 10th floor in the famed lobby of the LFP offices for an appointment....routine done it a million times.

    I am watching a young asian woman approach the receptiion area when i see her feet are filthy....

    it caught my eye....

    She begins to tell Reception that she is ther eto see Larry Yada Yada Yada....

    It is clear within seconds this chick is spun....I mean way spun...

    So she starts saying she has powers and that she has voices telling her she has to see larry right now to show him how good she is at anal....

    She then eye locks with me and starts getting really nervous and talking to herself and keeps telling me " I know all about you....i know you are going to tell them....all of them blah fucking blah....

    so i hang up the call i am on and keep the phone to my ear so I can pretend i am not paying any attention....sher then tries to make a break for the hall toward larry's office.

    Reception flips and tell her to come back....i am assuming sucurity was called at thius point them like a scener from a weird film......

    the girls oleans on thwe desk to tell reception that she has this card that talks to her and it was telling her to go down the hall.....the card was one reception just handed her.......

    so she is yammering on about nothing when i was frozen....

    Larry was coming down the hall with his man doug......

    they glided behind her without as much as a slight sound without the girl ever seeing them.......

    it was thew most bizarre 15 seconds i have been in since being at war.....

    she would have attacked i guarantee....she was only 80 pounds so doug would have just grabbed her and stuffed her in his pocket and then to the street but to see how close i was to seeing a crazy scene was unreal.....

    back to your day
  • Huggles
    GFY'S #1 retard
    • Feb 2003
    • 13062

    #2
    What if it turns out the voices were right and she WAS really good at anal?
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    • Sly
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      • Sep 2004
      • 31380

      #3
      Originally posted by Huggles
      What if it turns out the voices were right and she WAS really good at anal?
      Yeh, you should have taken her home. After scrubbing her feet of course.
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      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
        WW4L
        • Oct 2002
        • 10581

        #4
        Larry made a quick get a way

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        • Mr. Jim
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 4372

          #5
          Originally posted by Sly
          Yeh, you should have taken her home. After scrubbing her feet of course.
          NO THIS BITCH WAS RAZOR BLADE NUTS....ONLY THING I WOULD HAVE HIT IT WITH IS THIS....

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          • sean416
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 3633

            #6
            you shoulda got off the phone and talked to her ya puss...

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            • Shok
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 5611

              #7
              you don't know lovin' until you made it with a balls out, stir crazy bitch

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              • NaughtyJenn
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 7355

                #8
                Originally posted by jimholio
                NO THIS BITCH WAS RAZOR BLADE NUTS....ONLY THING I WOULD HAVE HIT IT WITH IS THIS....

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                • BVF
                  Black Vagina Finder
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 13975

                  #9
                  He's been in the game so long and has dealt with so many crazy sluts that some shit like that wouldn't phase him.

                  I've only been doing this shit for a few years and I'm already getting jaded...I'll be yawning at bitches when I'm old like Larry Flynt too.

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                  • Mr. Jim
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 4372

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sean416
                    you shoulda got off the phone and talked to her ya puss...
                    I draw the line at the insane

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                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 11190

                      #11
                      You always have the craziest stories JIm.
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                      • trogdor
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 817

                        #12
                        did u then test her to see if she was telling the truth about anal?

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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Huggles
                          What if it turns out the voices were right and she WAS really good at anal?

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                          • tonkagunner
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 830

                            #14
                            I bet you wish you had a stun gun just in case.
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                            • Xenophage
                              Registered User
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 12122

                              #15
                              The voices in my head tell me to play bad touch with a HAM and some beautiful people !

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                              • czarina
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                                • Jul 2002
                                • 10751

                                #16
                                that is whack.
                                Poor girl, maybe she could've been a porn star if she hadn't lost it.

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                                • pornguy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 62910

                                  #17
                                  Lars you are way weird tonight.

                                  Take some time off and let us know when you feel better. Oh, and wash your feet.


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                                  • Mr. Jim
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 4372

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LegendaryLars
                                    The voices in my head tell me to play bad touch with a HAM and some beautiful people !

                                    ......nice list Lars two hams

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                                    • Mr. Jim
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 4372

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                      You always have the craziest stories JIm.
                                      nice work David

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                                      • JFK
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 67369

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pornguy
                                        Lars you are way weird tonight.

                                        Take some time off and let us know when you feel better. Oh, and wash your feet.


                                        not the ham ??? Lars normal people play with liver

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                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 11190

                                          #21
                                          you do good stories jim, i think you should keep the the stereo in the car.
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                                          • Mr. Jim
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 4372

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                            you do good stories jim, i think you should keep the the stereo in the car.
                                            Good idea David

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                                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 11190

                                              #23
                                              thanx jimm
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                                              • Mr. Jim
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 4372

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                thanx jimm
                                                apresimat it

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                                                • mahoney
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                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 5318

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Jace
                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 35562

                                                    #26
                                                    doubt it was cocaine, i would say ice/meth....

                                                    as for larry's office, anyone who has been there knows they have security as tight as fort knox...you can't get anywhere in that place without the proper ID's and security codes

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                                                    • sweetME
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 3162

                                                      #27
                                                      Larry probably gets a lot of crazy stunts like this. He's probably used to stuff like this, it's not even a big deal for him.


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                                                      • Xenophage
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 12122

                                                        #28
                                                        Freddie special pants playes with the jelly round the ham

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                                                        • NichePay_Manny
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                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 1833

                                                          #29
                                                          Good story

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