KB's Line Of The Night

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  • TheGoldenChild
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 6940

    #1

    KB's Line Of The Night

    Well once again I got in a bit of a drunken stupor and had a lot of hot chicks around me-

    When I was talking to some of the cutest little 22 yr old chicks, a hot , smoking girl entered the room and caught my eye.

    She was 26 college educated, and really sharp

    She began to tell me how many degrees she had, what Law School she is attending currently....

    She even knew where Najaf is.. impressive, she watches the news...

    I kept glancing over at the young chicks I was speaking to earlier and she says to me " I see you checkin' those girls out, don't you like me?"

    I then replied...

    " I am really sorry, but smart chicks are like Kryptonite to me baby"
    then excused myself.

    So how did I end up?

    I am sitting here drunk typing to you lonely morons aren't I?

    sometimes you win, sometimes you lose...

    damn, it's Saturday and no pussy.

  • enter »
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 2362

    #2
    Did she get the kryptonite reference or was she too smart for that ?
    «-- offer extended through New Years (icq286487452)

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    • TheGoldenChild
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 6940

      #3
      Originally posted by enter »
      Did she get the kryptonite reference or was she too smart for that ?
      She got it.
      Now i am wishing I got her number.

      oh well.
      Pimp Pimp Hooray!

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      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        What a mess up man ...

        Smart chicks are the best fuck friends you can have ... NEVER EVER get in a good relationship with them cauz you'll end up broke :P
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          fuck em, if they can read and write then they aint for me


          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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          • kmanrox
            aka K-Man
            • Oct 2001
            • 29295

            #6
            play onnnnn playaaaa!!!
            Crypto HODLr
            Crypto mining
            Angel investor

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            • EviLGuY
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2003
              • 12745

              #7
              Originally posted by MrIzzz
              fuck em, if they can read and write then they aint for me
              That's right.. all that literacy just ends up causing problems in the long run.

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              • TheGoldenChild
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 6940

                #8
                Low and behold just got a got call from one of the "dumb" chicks

                she's on her way over-


                K man-

                Chuuuch!

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                • benc
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 788

                  #9
                  Penthouse has some good letters this month
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