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  • fiveyes
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1680

    #1

    What's wrong with my lighting?

    So I'm over at this guy's dorm room and we're goofing around with these two chicks that had showed up looking for hundred dollar bills. I took this picture before having wild monkey lovin' with the girl on the right (glad I picked her! she told me that the other gal had... well, let's just say some strange sores in unlikely places).

    Anyway, I misjudged the lighting it seems. How does everyone else manage to keep that radioactive crisco look off of the subject's face when they're oozing zit juice everytime they leer?

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  • Oracle Porn
    Affiliate
    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #2
    post more pics!


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    • Preacher
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 2970

      #3
      This is the THIRD thread you opened about this. Are you retarded?

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      • Oracle Porn
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        • Oct 2002
        • 24433

        #4


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        • Mutt
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2002
          • 34431

          #5
          fuck Iraq - there's more oil on that dork's face.

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          • Gman.357
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 2796

            #6
            Originally posted by Mutt
            fuck Iraq - there's more oil on that dork's face.

            INVADE DEPAUL UNIVERSITY! SEIZE GROGAN THE WORLD'S LARGEST OIL PRODUCING NATURAL RESOURCE!!!
            Now THAT is funny.

            Ouch.

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            • fiveyes
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2001
              • 1680

              #7
              Originally posted by Preacher
              This is the THIRD thread you opened about this. Are you retarded?
              Huh?!? I swear you must be on drugs man! This is the one and only time I've ever showed this picture to anyone!!!
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              • DeadFidel
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2003
                • 6764

                #8
                Here, feel better?

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                • LadyMischief
                  Orgasms N Such!
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 18135

                  #9
                  FUCK OFF WITH THE UGLY CHICKS AND BAD PHOTOGRAPHY! If I see those nasty whores one more time, I'm going to puke in a jar, and send it to fucking Grogan to bathe in.

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                  • LadyMischief
                    Orgasms N Such!
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 18135

                    #10
                    Not to mention the completely retarded looking little weasel-face wannabe fucking wanker with his arms around the skanks.

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                    • Oracle Porn
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 24433

                      #11
                      this is getting funny


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                      • grumpy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 9870

                        #12
                        You are pretty happy with yourself and those ugly bitches. Second or third post with and about them. Cum back with some nice babes...maybe we will let you in then..
                        Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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                        • fiveyes
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 1680

                          #13
                          Originally posted by grumpy
                          You are pretty happy with yourself and those ugly bitches. Second or third post with and about them. Cum back with some nice babes...maybe we will let you in then..
                          What in the world are you all babbling about?!? This is the first time I ever shared this picture with anyone. I swear!!!
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                          • LadyMischief
                            Orgasms N Such!
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 18135

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fiveyes

                            What in the world are you all babbling about?!? This is the first time I ever shared this picture with anyone. I swear!!!
                            Yeah well look around in some other threads, unless you're fucking blind, stupid or both, you can't miss it. I swear, I'm getting the old vomit machine ready as we speak. Need a bath?

                            ICQ 3522039
                            Content Manager - orgasm.com
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                            • fiveyes
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 1680

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LadyMischief


                              Yeah well look around in some other threads, unless you're fucking blind, stupid or both, you can't miss it. I swear, I'm getting the old vomit machine ready as we speak. Need a bath?
                              What, someone else has been posting the picture I took? Boy, howdy. And here I thought I had the only copy. I hope that gal doesn't get mad at me if her photo ends up all over the Net...
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                              • MattO
                                The O is for Oohhh
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 10861

                                #16
                                hah I get it ho ho ho

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