Has this ever happened to you?

[Gutterboy]

I've been getting my hair cut by the same chick for a few months. She's late 40's, asian, not too bad looking, owns her own little salon. Because I do it by appointment we were usually alone when she cut my hair.. and over a few visits we got to be good friends. During my last appointment she starts asking me why I'm still single and don't I get lonely.. etc etc.

I give her the usual banter about being single, and she comes back with.. "If you alone, why you no hire prostitute?" Now this woman is a semi-devout catholic, I talked to her alot about religion, and shes got a bunch of "Heart of Jesus" and Mary iconography up on her walls.. so I'm totally not expecting that. I gathered my thoughts and told her I've never really had to, needed to, and even if I wanted to I wouldn't because of the risk of disease or getting busted.

It would take too long to type out the specifics of the next 15 minutes of our conversation, but, in a shy sort of roundabout way, she offered to prostitute herself to me.

That Southpark episode where Cartman turns into an asian hooker "Me sucky sucky!" kept flashing through my mind, but I controlled myself.. lol.

Ever had anything similar happen?

Edit: No, I haven't taken her up on it... yet ;-)

[Dugmor]

Never

[Exxxotica]

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Edit: No, I haven't taken her up on it... yet ;-)

Why not?

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by Dugmor
Never

shes definitely fish hook material. Big mouth, perfect teeth. If she was into pics I go over with my digicam, but I doubt she'd be down for that.

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by Exxxotica
Why not?

Seriously? Ok.. she is older, been widowed for a decade, no kids, a little unstable, and not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I suspect shes lonely and just wants some physical contact with someone, and I don't want to take advantage of her.

Its tempting though. Seeing her again tomorrow.. so who knows. Maybe she'll apologize and take it back, I dunno.

Should be an interesting hour! lol

[Machete_]

I would fuck here - mature ladies are the best in bed

[Timi]

Please keep us informed of what happens tomorrow Gutterboy - this'll make a great series - perhaps a great idea for a new reality site !!!

[Fletch XXX]

How cool it is getting your cock blown and a haircut all in one shot...

[titmowse]

if you like the way she cuts your hair and you want that to continue, i would not advise you sleep with her.

haircutting can be a very erotic experience. but don't let the pleasures of 50 seconds-two minutes of pleasure sway you from a fine doo. :2cents:

[Dugmor]

Originally posted by Gutterboy


shes definitely fish hook material. Big mouth, perfect teeth. If she was into pics I go over with my digicam, but I doubt she'd be down for that.

What is the address ?

[LeoneMafia]

Shit... Why is this never happening to me?

MrLeone

[MrPanama]

Dam now thats a good plot for a porn vid...

I get my hair cut by a very good looking 25 year old girl....I wish I'd get the same offer from her.....Do it right there in the hair salon...now thats kinky shit

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by MrPanama
Dam now thats a good plot for a porn vid...

I get my hair cut by a very good looking 25 year old girl....I wish I'd get the same offer from her.....Do it right there in the hair salon...now thats kinky shit

I was thinking along the lines of.. she washes my hair, gives me a scalp massage, then blows me while I'm reclining in the washbasin chair with a towel around my head.

Then she cuts my hair.

That would be most excellent.

[Dugmor]

Originally posted by Gutterboy


Then she cuts my hair.

That would be most excellent.

What do you mean by "cuts my hair" ?

[Baal]

A good haircut is hard to find.
A 40+ single horny woman is not.

I'd stick with the haircut, bro.
If you're into 40+ horny women, go to any piano bar near closing time.

[shermo]

You ought to just put it in her butt. No questions asked!

[Gutterboy]

I wasn't going to do this, but.. fresh out of the scanner:



To hit or not to hit, that is the question.

[pornJester]

one of two things is going to happen if you tag this lady...

1) she'll get all attached and write you dozens of consecutive emails

2) you'll blow her off afterwards and never get a decent haircut again

[quiet]

nevermind

[adamneve]

let her blow

[Machete_]

Originally posted by Gutterboy
I wasn't going to do this, but.. fresh out of the scanner:



To hit or not to hit, that is the question.

OK - WHY do you have a photo of here?

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by ebus_dk


OK - WHY do you have a photo of here?

Its a wallet size with her appt. # on the back. She gave it to me in lieu of a business card the first time I saw her.

[RedShoe]

Originally posted by Gutterboy
I wasn't going to do this, but.. fresh out of the scanner:



To hit or not to hit, that is the question.

For an asian chick she looks like she at least has an ass. (Don't see much ass on asians) so that's a plus... but where her boobies be at?

No tits, and and a healthy set of chompers.... I'd do her from behind only. Don't let that mouth near your cock.

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by RedShoe
For an asian chick she looks like she at least has an ass. (Don't see much ass on asians) so that's a plus... but where her boobies be at?

Yeah, I'm a sucker for that thick ass.. always have been.

Her hooters are a little larger than they look in that pic, but still not very big. She's only 5'2" or so.

[RedShoe]

"but, in a shy sort of roundabout way, she offered to prostitute herself to me. "


... I'm reeeaalllyyy curious as to how she propositioned you.

[Bobby Fissure]

Ewwwww...

You're better off wanking.

[Timi]

This is what happened to me when i went to the same hairdresser !!!

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by RedShoe
"but, in a shy sort of roundabout way, she offered to prostitute herself to me. "


... I'm reeeaalllyyy curious as to how she propositioned you.

Well, as I said, we were talking about being single, and she wanted to know why, if I was alone, did I not hire prostitutes. Told her no because of diseases and shit, and she backed off the topic. I think she'd percieved the 'ol "hmm.. I wonder if she's looking for something more.." fuckdar turning itself on.. lol

So we go back and forth for a while about the single life.. and then there is this silence, like she is getting up the courage to say something (this would become a recurrant theme), and then.. sort of mumbled quickly, like she was in a rush to get done saying it.. "young single men have needs, depriving yourself not healthy." So I smiled and agreed, then she said she thought I was good looking and I would have no problem getting a wife, and I should be married by now.

I guess I put her to the test at that point.. instead of responding to the complement in kind, I just said "Thanks" and put the ball back in her court, seeing if she'd press the issue.

Silence...

I could sense her getting up the courage to say it at that point, and I wondered for a moment if I'd fucked up, and if she'd just drop the whole thing.. but she seemed to make a decision to go for it and starts talking about how she misses taking care of a man, followed by the golden "If only I 20 years younger, maybe..." line. I told her I didn't think age mattered a great deal.

More silence.. getting up the courage again..

"Well, maybe you come see me.." hesitates "you.. mumble" I sensed she thought she'd gone over the top and I was going to make a mad dash for the door or sometihng, so I told her I thought she was attractive and that I was flattered she'd made the offer.

Just before I left she gave me her home #, and told me to give her a call sometime. I thanked her and told her I was going to Vegas for a while, but when I came back.. maybe.

Left it at that.

It was very cute.. she is sweet and shy.

[Bobby Fissure]

So basically she'd like to be your girlfriend. It doesn't sound like she wants to "prostitute herself" as you stated in your first post.

[Gutterboy]

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
So basically she'd like to be your girlfriend. It doesn't sound like she wants to "prostitute herself" as you stated in your first post.

No, that was only a small snippet which has to be taken in the context of the whole discussion, and I'm not typing it all out. This would be why I was reluctant to post any specifics.

[quiet]

hehe. great little story.

[elpaninaro]

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[eiht_98]

never...but I wish it had

[SkyWalker]

nope,
do it dude