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  • dokk
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 723

    #1

    One Day Special For GfYers ONLY - NO "Self Styhled Playas"

    There are several reasons I'm going to do this:

    1. I aksed for help on GFY and I got it
    2. Lens and me go back YEARS. We is bros.
    3. I never thought I'd find myself saying this, i used to think you were a bunch of fucking idiots, but you guys are the BEST.
    (a few of you suck ass and there's no hope for you but that's another topic).

    So I have put together a special that will expire at exactly Midnight Eastern Time Tonight.

    It will never be offered again.
    It is not open to the "big boys"

    Here is a list of what the package includes:

    1. 1 year of top and bottom banner rotation on all months of webmastercalendar.com

    2. 1 year of top banner rotation on amstation.com

    3. 1 year of top banner rotation on ALBUMSIDE

    4. 1 MONTH (everything else you get a year of, want to be clear on this one) of an ad produced by me (no extra charge) by you, your grandma or whoever. The commercials may be up to 2 minutes in length and will air at the EXact SAME TIME every day/night 24/7 for one month.

    5. You have rights to take your time as to what month or when you wish to air it all the way up to a year. If you can't decide in a year what u want, u forfeit the commercial time. That's more than fair.

    6. An automatic invitation to visit, use and enjoy my brand new dance club/studio/recording facility. Walk in with nothing and u can walk out with a finished product.

    And now for the only bad news.. the price.. you knew there was gonna be a kicker right?

    Smart fuckers.

    So I'm gonna say this just once.

    The TOTAL PACKAGE PRICE for one year, NOT ONE MONTH!

    Is 250.00 (that's two hundred and fifty bucks for a year)

    This deal expires exactly 24hrs from now, my east coast clock says 8:20 AM so this deal is CLOSED at exactly at 8:20 Monday April 27, 2003

    I'm tired of the big guys getting all the airplay.
    Life's been very good to me and I own all this shit and nobody owns me so I can do whatever the fuck I want.

    I want to give the small guy a break. I still love you big guys but please stay out of this offer and let the smaller ops have it.

    Your banners are guaranteed to be in rotation within 1 business day otherwise i'll keep your banners up and give you a refund.

    Any questions my cell is 770-314-7548
  • Machete_
    WINNING!
    • Oct 2002
    • 14579

    #2
    I like webmastercalendar.com - good stuff

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    • dokk
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 723

      #3
      Originally posted by ebus_dk
      I like webmastercalendar.com - good stuff


      THANK YOU SO MUCH!
      I was hoping the "average dude or dudettte would dig it and/or find it easy to use. I originally built it cause i couldn't keep up with my own shit. lol..


      thanks mon ;-)

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      • Machete_
        WINNING!
        • Oct 2002
        • 14579

        #4
        Originally posted by dokk




        THANK YOU SO MUCH!


        thanks mon ;-)
        will you suck my dick now?

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        • dokk
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 723

          #5
          Woops almost forgot to mention:

          Payment Terms: Paypal Only

          Can have your banners up within an hour but what I need is a url from YOUR SERVER I can ref so that u don't have to email me to update your banner for you. Just change it on your own server and you're updated.

          ;;-)

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          • dokk
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 723

            #6
            Originally posted by ebus_dk


            will you suck my dick now?

            Only if you PROMISE you'll let me, then show up here so I can cut it off on live TV. So as soon as you can get here and sign the paper, yes I will suck your dick.

            Any further dumass questions?

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            • AdultNex
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 8985

              #7
              What're you average unique visitor stats for amstation.com and webmastercalendar.com?

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              • dokk
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 723

                #8
                Originally posted by AdultNex
                What're you average unique visitor stats for amstation.com and webmastercalendar.com?

                No idea. Everybody tells me they get great traffic and I pretty much believe em.

                Now if you want me to furnish you EXACT stats, I'll be glad to but you'll have to pay my regular hourly rate, exact same as I charge for on air time. That's 250.00 an hour.

                I can proably dig up the stats in an hr but it might take a little longer.

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                • dokk
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 723

                  #9
                  Or (if you want to) just go to webmastercalendar.com, keep clicking and you'll see most of the people who have signed on for a year.. maybe your requirements are higher but they are all extremely happy. ;-)

                  Or call any one of em.. and ask em...

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                  • stocktrader23
                    Let's do some business.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 18781

                    #10
                    Hey Dokk sounds awesome. Can you say what this entails?

                    "6. An automatic invitation to visit, use and enjoy my brand new dance club/studio/recording facility. Walk in with nothing and u can walk out with a finished product."


                    Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                    "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                    • dokk
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 723

                      #11
                      No I can't but Twinkley can and I'm sure she'll be able to answer any questions in that regard!!!

                      Anything she can't answer lmk and i'll fill in any blanks.

                      ;-)

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                      • Digipimp
                        BP4L OT DL
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 13481

                        #12
                        Kickass deal Dokk for sure. Thanks for you guys pumping up my site a bit when I was on a few weeks back. Do you happen to have ICQ?

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                        • stocktrader23
                          Let's do some business.
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 18781

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dokk
                          No I can't but Twinkley can and I'm sure she'll be able to answer any questions in that regard!!!

                          Anything she can't answer lmk and i'll fill in any blanks.

                          ;-)
                          Ok, who's Twinkley?


                          Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                          "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                          • kristin
                            GOO!
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 9768

                            #14
                            Dokk...you rule buddy! Thanks for everything!
                            Vacares rules.

                            "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                            • dokk
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 723

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Digipimp
                              Kickass deal Dokk for sure. Thanks for you guys pumping up my site a bit when I was on a few weeks back. Do you happen to have ICQ?
                              I sure do! 4423464
                              Cell: 770-314-7548
                              Office: 770-965-0609

                              Open 24 hrs ;-)

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                              • dokk
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 723

                                #16
                                Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                Ok, who's Twinkley?
                                Twinkley of the Adult Webmaster
                                Her radio show pillow talk airs on my network every fri at 3pm est sharp followed by the D-moneyshow.

                                You can reach her at:

                                [email protected]

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                                • dokk
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 723

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by kristin
                                  Dokk...you rule buddy! Thanks for everything!
                                  And I hope you know I wub u very much neighblet.

                                  ;-)))))

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                                  • kristin
                                    GOO!
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 9768

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dokk


                                    And I hope you know I wub u very much neighblet.

                                    ;-)))))
                                    and I love my Dokkster...Mexico my friend, Mexico...
                                    Vacares rules.

                                    "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                    • dantheman
                                      OG
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 3308

                                      #19
                                      nice deal dokk
                                      Dokk's one of the coolest, most down to earth guy I've met in this biz, complete gentleman and damn good at what he does


                                      hey if your going down to new orleans next week(crawfish boil) email me, we can cannonball though miss
                                      dannyh at simplecom dot net
                                      M3server.com
                                      VPS>Get your 2nd month free
                                      Ded>$100 off your 2nd month
                                      since 1996
                                      icq-25135623
                                      dannyh at~m3server DOT com

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                                      • European Lee
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 7133

                                        #20
                                        Dokk,

                                        Ill have a peice of that for http://www.arsresources.com

                                        You know my email addie for the invoice

                                        Regards,

                                        Lee
                                        YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH
                                        PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!!
                                        AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT

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                                        • jact
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 9134

                                          #21
                                          dokk I'm game. Hit me up on ICQ 326603 or email ajhaines at jactcontent.com
                                          Free agent

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                                          • dokk
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 723

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by European Lee
                                            Dokk,

                                            Ill have a peice of that for http://www.arsresources.com

                                            You know my email addie for the invoice

                                            Regards,

                                            Lee
                                            Hi Lee!

                                            I don't bill for it, you get your invoice as soon as it's paid. fucking arthritis iskiling me today proably would fuck your thing up..

                                            [email protected]

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                                            • dokk
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 723

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by dantheman
                                              nice deal dokk
                                              Dokk's one of the coolest, most down to earth guy I've met in this biz, complete gentleman and damn good at what he does


                                              hey if your going down to new orleans next week(crawfish boil) email me, we can cannonball though miss
                                              dannyh at simplecom dot net
                                              I started last night trying to rent an RV... damn hard to get one rezzed on the weekend so tomorrow am i'm goin out and get me one o' them thar wreckreeational veehickles.

                                              ;-)

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                                              • asuna
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 8743

                                                #24
                                                bump I don't haev $250 to spend tho lol

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46917

                                                  #25
                                                  Hey Dokk...Any particular reason that you are not answering your ICQ?

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                                                  • Digipimp
                                                    BP4L OT DL
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 13481

                                                    #26
                                                    Hell of a guy to deal with and a great deal at that. He popped my little banner on there in no time and was cool as hell about everything. Thanks Dokk, best of luck on everything I appreciate the help!

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                                                    • asuna
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 8743

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                      Hell of a guy to deal with and a great deal at that. He popped my little banner on there in no time and was cool as hell about everything. Thanks Dokk, best of luck on everything I appreciate the help!
                                                      hit me up on icq

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                                                      • cash69
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 1052

                                                        #28
                                                        icq me.................................. 116337464

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                                                        • twinkley
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 807

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm twinkley!

                                                          You can reach me on ICQ at 72099798, on Aim at: Amazon Brujah or on Yahoo at xxxtwinkleyxxx

                                                          twinkley

                                                          All your answers are belong to me!
                                                          ICQ - 720-99-798
                                                          Email - twinkley @ kiwisourcing dot com






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                                                          • twinkley
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 807

                                                            #30
                                                            Hey Dokk,

                                                            If you see this before I can get ya on ICQ - shoot me a message, I have something you might be interested in

                                                            twinkley
                                                            ICQ - 720-99-798
                                                            Email - twinkley @ kiwisourcing dot com






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                                                            • LeeNoga
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 3043

                                                              #31
                                                              Dokk ya doing the RV thang? They are wonderful!

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