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  • Eric's Nuts
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    • Jan 2003
    • 207

    #1

    Fuck it, I'm getting a hooker for Valentines Day!

    Why bother with normal chicks. With a hooker you are guarenteed to get laid!

    Click here to watch me get my hooker
  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
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    #2
    why?

    does pussy really mean that much to you?

    feel alone?

    depressed?

    Get drunk dont get laid.

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    • xxxdesign-net
      My hips don't lie
      • Nov 2002
      • 10129

      #3
      Originally posted by Eric's Nuts
      Why bother with normal chicks. With a hooker you are guarenteed to get laid!

      Click here to watch me get my hooker

      and get herpes!!

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      • RedShoe
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
        the buildings on fulton aren't seven stories tall. But cool video. LOL

        And you can see the # when you open the door. LOL

        ERIC YOU'RE NUTS!!!

        I love your vids man. LOL

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        • juicylinks
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          #5
          post a vid when she arrives

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          • Eric's Nuts
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            • Jan 2003
            • 207

            #6
            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
            why?

            does pussy really mean that much to you?

            feel alone?

            depressed?

            Get drunk dont get laid.
            Fuck, I'll get drunk and laid....and yes pussy does mean that much to me. fucking it pays the bills

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            • Eric's Nuts
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              • Jan 2003
              • 207

              #7
              Originally posted by RedShoe
              the buildings on fulton aren't seven stories tall. But cool video. LOL

              And you can see the # when you open the door. LOL

              ERIC YOU'RE NUTS!!!

              I love your vids man. LOL
              Damn you! hahaha

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              • Dawgy
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                • Jul 2001
                • 5856

                #8
                thats just some funny shit
                the revolution is coming.

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                • Eric's Nuts
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 207

                  #9
                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                  post a vid when she arrives
                  Here ya go

                  http://www.ericsnuts.com/personal/valentine2.wmv

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                  • Fletch XXX
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                    • Jan 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


                    Fuck, I'll get drunk and laid....and yes pussy does mean that much to me. fucking it pays the bills
                    Pussy has paid my bills since 98, but I dont go out and get hookers.

                    Its degrading.

                    I wouldnt lower myself to that.

                    Never pay for pussy.

                    m.o.b.

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                    • CosmicKitten
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                      • May 2002
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                      #11
                      Happy V.D.

                      venereal disease

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                      • Eric's Nuts
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 207

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                        Pussy has paid my bills since 98, but I dont go out and get hookers.

                        Its degrading.

                        I wouldnt lower myself to that.

                        Never pay for pussy.

                        m.o.b.
                        Don't we pay girls for content shoots in this biz? if we didn't pay for pussy this business wouldn't exist. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't on video.....well maybe

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                        • RedShoe
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                          • Feb 2001
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


                          Here ya go

                          http://www.ericsnuts.com/personal/valentine2.wmv
                          HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
                          The reality part is really real. You go thru all that trouble of decorating, and she just didn't even care. See, it just goes to show that women really don't give a shit about our efforts to please them. You'd have been better off opening the door, and throwing a whip cream pie in he face. You'd have gotten the same reaction.

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                          • 421Fill
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                            • Nov 2001
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by RedShoe


                            HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
                            The reality part is really real. You go thru all that trouble of decorating, and she just didn't even care. See, it just goes to show that women really don't give a shit about our efforts to please them. You'd have been better off opening the door, and throwing a whip cream pie in he face. You'd have gotten the same reaction.
                            tehehehe....

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                            • QualityMpegs
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                              #15
                              classy...very classy...funny shit ;)

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                              • JamesK
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                                • Jun 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


                                Here ya go

                                http://www.ericsnuts.com/personal/valentine2.wmv
                                more!
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                                • Eric's Nuts
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                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 207

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Wildcard


                                  more!
                                  Alright, alright....haha. Here's the ending. Enjoy!

                                  http://ericsnuts.com/personal/valentine3.wmv

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                                  • railz
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                                    • Nov 2001
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                                    #18
                                    "okay guys you're fucking creeping me out now!"

                                    LOL!
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                                    • juicylinks
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                                      • Apr 2001
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                                      #19
                                      nice money shot!!!!!!!!!

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                                      • Eric's Nuts
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                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 207

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                        nice money shot!!!!!!!!!
                                        Thank you, I try my best! HAHAHA

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                                        • railz
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                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 2531

                                          #21
                                          "fuck it harder, bitch!"

                                          OH GOD!

                                          I just fucking pissed myself

                                          Thanks for the laugh Eric and co - I needed it today (fucking hate valentine's day)
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                                          • Eric's Nuts
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 207

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by railz
                                            "fuck it harder, bitch!"

                                            OH GOD!

                                            I just fucking pissed myself

                                            Thanks for the laugh Eric and co - I needed it today (fucking hate valentine's day)
                                            Glad we could help! Fuck Valentines day

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                                            • Scott McD
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                                              • Nov 2002
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                                              #23
                                              That's fucking good shit...




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                                              • xxxdesign-net
                                                My hips don't lie
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 10129

                                                #24
                                                damn she's got major attitude..!!


                                                ....'give me my fucking money bitch...'

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                                                • Rep
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                                                  #25
                                                  LOL ~ That was hilarious.
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                                                  • PatrickM
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                                                    #26
                                                    haha funny videos, Eric

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                                                    • Kre8t0r
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                                                      #27
                                                      You'd fit in GREAT at our studio man!!

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                                                      • chaffer
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                                                        #28
                                                        that shit came out funny Eric hahahah
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                                                        • Snake Doctor
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                                                          • Mar 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          Fuck it harder bitch

                                                          Eric you are fuckin nuts
                                                          sig too big

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                                                          • PaulSweet
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                                                            • May 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            And they say romance is dead....

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                                                            • Kre8t0r
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                                                              #31
                                                              just a few moments...LOL
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                                                              • maxjohan
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                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Serious is that real?

                                                                real time? ohh..nooo?
                                                                I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                                • Eric's Nuts
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                                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by PaulSweet
                                                                  And they say romance is dead....
                                                                  HAHA...i'm all about the romance!

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                                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 60840

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


                                                                    Don't we pay girls for content shoots in this biz? if we didn't pay for pussy this business wouldn't exist. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't on video.....well maybe
                                                                    Unfortunately this has NOTHING to do with content.

                                                                    Your claims to being alone on Valentines day and that you would get a hooker doesnt say anything about content.

                                                                    It says youre alone and to not be alone youre going to get a hooker.

                                                                    Nothing to do with content only a choice of friends.

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                                                                    • xxxdesign-net
                                                                      My hips don't lie
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 10129

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Eric... you can tell us... is that real???

                                                                      My guess is no... why bother to get an escort that would probably refuse to be filmed.... while a model would do the job...

                                                                      Also.... too much drama going on without it to be staged...

                                                                      Common now... this is not how you threat a client...

                                                                      its too over the top!

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                                                                      • Phil21
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                                                                        • May 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Funniest video ever.
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                                                                        • nocostporn
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                                          Unfortunately this has NOTHING to do with content.

                                                                          Your claims to being alone on Valentines day and that you would get a hooker doesnt say anything about content.

                                                                          It says youre alone and to not be alone youre going to get a hooker.

                                                                          Nothing to do with content only a choice of friends.
                                                                          Fletch chill out,he's posted vids of fuckin that girl a few times before...it's not a hooker,take a joke


                                                                          funny shit indeed!
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                                                                          • Eric's Nuts
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                                            Unfortunately this has NOTHING to do with content.

                                                                            Your claims to being alone on Valentines day and that you would get a hooker doesnt say anything about content.

                                                                            It says youre alone and to not be alone youre going to get a hooker.

                                                                            Nothing to do with content only a choice of friends.
                                                                            This has everything to do with content! I produced this video for my webiste. I acted like I was lonely for a good laugh. I think it came pretty damn funny

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                                                                            • BigFrog
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                                                                              • Sep 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              well, i fucking loved the clips dude. made me laugh out loud

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                                                                              • maxjohan
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                                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                hmmm..It cant be real
                                                                                I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                                                • Validus
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                                                                                  • Jul 2001
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Hookers eh? hehehe...

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                                                                                  • Eric's Nuts
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                                                                                    • 207

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by maxjohan
                                                                                    Serious is that real?

                                                                                    real time? ohh..nooo?
                                                                                    of course it's real! 100% real

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                                                                                    • UncleJimmy
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                                                                                      • Sep 2002
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by railz
                                                                                      "fuck it harder, bitch!"

                                                                                      OH GOD!

                                                                                      I just fucking pissed myself

                                                                                      Thanks for the laugh Eric and co - I needed it today (fucking hate valentine's day)


                                                                                      HOLY SHIT that was a riot!

                                                                                      good work man...

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                                                                                      • Kre8t0r
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        ALL "reality content" has its flaws but that was AWESOME! Eric did the cameraman get any?

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                                                                                        • BigFrog
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          i love how even people who are suppose to be webmasters question if a clip is real or not....
                                                                                          pffttt

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                                                                                          • Eric's Nuts
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Kre8t0r
                                                                                            ALL "reality content" has its flaws but that was AWESOME! Eric did the cameraman get any?
                                                                                            He could have but he's too afraid. I think he might be gay or something HAHHA

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                                                                                            • Shoplifter
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              That movie was cool but it got cut off before the bukkake part.
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                                                                                              • BigFrog
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Kre8t0r
                                                                                                ALL "reality content" has its flaws but that was AWESOME! Eric did the cameraman get any?

                                                                                                what flaws do you speak of?

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                                                                                                • Sly_RJ
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  You guys are such suckers. "Is it real?" LMAO.
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                                                                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                    • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by nocostporn


                                                                                                    Fletch chill out,he's posted vids of fuckin that girl a few times before...it's not a hooker,take a joke


                                                                                                    funny shit indeed!
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Eric's Nuts


                                                                                                    This has everything to do with content! I produced this video for my webiste. I acted like I was lonely for a good laugh. I think it came pretty damn funny
                                                                                                    ummm how come you guys think im anything but chilled out

                                                                                                    I simply stated I wouldnt fuck a hooker.

                                                                                                    I didnt look at his video or anything.

                                                                                                    He replied about content, I replied.

                                                                                                    Im not in the least pissed or really give a fuck.

                                                                                                    i didnt even watch the vid.

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