we were both in bed kind of fucked-up and she told me she loved fucking me but wanted to try something else, I said ok whatever thinking maybe a blindfold or something, then she proceeded to pull out a bic and tried to poke it up my ass! WTF!! 
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Enjoy the moment... you get anal sex without being accused of being gay.. except you just told us moron.
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Take it like a man.Comment
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Count yourself lucky it was'nt her fist
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Please keep your fantasies to yourself,Originally posted by mongoose403
we were both in bed kind of fucked-up and she told me she loved fucking me but wanted to try something else, I said ok whatever thinking maybe a blindfold or something, then she proceeded to pull out a bic and tried to poke it up my ass! WTF!!
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or a mongoose...Originally posted by Cindyff
Count yourself lucky it was'nt her fist
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At least she didn't pull out a DICK and try to poke it up your ass.Originally posted by mongoose403
we were both in bed kind of fucked-up and she told me she loved fucking me but wanted to try something else, I said ok whatever thinking maybe a blindfold or something, then she proceeded to pull out a bic and tried to poke it up my ass! WTF!!
THAT would be something to worry about!
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next time tell her to trim her nails short, use her finger (not a lighter), and apply spit liberally.
sorry guys, i have always thought men were built for anal sex(not necessarily gay by any means unless it's another dude you're doing it with). you'd be surprised by how many women are open to this and turned on to doing/trying it .....Comment
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how did you react? how did she react to your reaction???Comment
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Your gf stuck a LIGHTER up your ass!!!
Does she know that certain stores sell toys for anal play???
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Probably farted and went back to sleepOriginally posted by galleryseek
how did you react? how did she react to your reaction???
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just look at you... you curious little homo!Originally posted by galleryseek
how did you react? how did she react to your reaction???
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a pen perhaps?Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Your gf stuck a LIGHTER up your ass!!!
Does she know that certain stores sell toys for anal play???
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thought your an anal virginOriginally posted by pink_in_the_middle
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no shit, i would think a lighter would not feel too great - the more i think about it. buy some anal beads or a slim vibrator. the key is keeping everything well lubed.
hehehe chickenshit, you only live once. try it out, you'll most likely end up liking it if you communicate with her enough and tell her what feels good and what hurts.
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p1mpd0g will want pics!
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Go along with it by all means, but you'd better start thinking of good excuses in case something gets stuck up there. Trust me, you don't want to turn up at ER with something like "I'd just got out of the shower when I fell over and got a pokemon stuck up my ass".
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Show us some pics so he cna try it out... lolOriginally posted by CrazyNakedChick
no shit, i would think a lighter would not feel too great - the more i think about it. buy some anal beads or a slim vibrator. the key is keeping everything well lubed.
hehehe chickenshit, you only live once. try it out, you'll most likely end up liking it if you communicate with her enough and tell her what feels good and what hurts.
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Damn, first kids kill their mother in the same style they did Ralphie in the Sopranos. Now you?re getting fucked by a bic. Next comes the strap on, Ralphie. You dirty nasty little whore, you know you want it. After all, you can't rape the willing!!!!
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and necoeds will steal themOriginally posted by UncleJimmy
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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
just look at you... you curious little homo!
lol shieet, we need a full story here. its quite comical.Comment
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Sounds like she was just trying to stick a little gas up your ass.
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why don't you just admit that you liked it?SEO Mogul | ICQ: 163671223Comment
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You should ask her to fist you.Comment
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How do you get that I'm not from my post?Originally posted by EscortBiz
thought your an anal virgin
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ill never touch a BIC againComment
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You're only gay if you take it
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one of my friends who happens to be a girl told me that she'd like to put on a strap-on and fuck a guy in the ass. i dunno, i guess some girls like being on the giving end once in a while?Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!!Comment
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my girlfriend tried to do that shit to me the day after the prom. she told me to close my eyes and relax, and naturally im thinking i'm about to get some head from her for the first time. WRONG. she tried to stick her fucking finger in my ass. forgave her but i didnt forget, i still harrass her about that shit to this dayComment
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The cigarettes must taste even better now..
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I know what you're thinking. Scary isn't it? Not only did it fit nicely, but it felt damn good.
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hey at least it wasnt a zippoOriginally posted by mongoose403
we were both in bed kind of fucked-up and she told me she loved fucking me but wanted to try something else, I said ok whatever thinking maybe a blindfold or something, then she proceeded to pull out a bic and tried to poke it up my ass! WTF!!
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Bic... Bic lighter... Bic pen or Bic shaver?
I would go for the shaver personally, mmmm, espially the razor side in first! Just tell her what some prude chicks I know say "Exit only!!!!"
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No shit, Pink...this reminds me of a story I read, about a doc who removed a lighter from a guy's ass in the ER one night. The next day, one of the nurses saw him outside taking a break and she walked up and said, "I heard about the guy with the lighter in his behind last night. Did you get it out for him?"Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Your gf stuck a LIGHTER up your ass!!!
Does she know that certain stores sell toys for anal play???
"Yes, I did," the doctor replied. Then he took out his smokes and lit one up, saying, "And look! It still works, too!"
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off topic but i saw this guy on tv and a doctor found an eraser in his nose that had been there for at least 15 years! he shoved it in his nose when he was young and never realized it till he got an xray like 15 years laterOriginally posted by thatdykeliz
No shit, Pink...this reminds me of a story I read, about a doc who removed a lighter from a guy's ass in the ER one night. The next day, one of the nurses saw him outside taking a break and she walked up and said, "I heard about the guy with the lighter in his behind last night. Did you get it out for him?"
"Yes, I did," the doctor replied. Then he took out his smokes and lit one up, saying, "And look! It still works, too!"
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I f she gets a pet gerbil dump her FAST!Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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You seem like you'd like it!I don't own RexMag anymore.Comment
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I read this thread twice today and it was funny both times.Comment
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now you can get some anal sex out of her: "your turn !!" thingComment
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Originally posted by spunky1
Was it Lit ?...did you squeel like a piglet and cum?
it was a jumbo lighter...
did you miss the part where I said "TRIED to poke it up my ass"
when I grabbed her hand I almost broke her wrist!.Comment
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a lighter?
haha. that's hillarious! unless you've done that to her before!SharkyComment
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