Hebrew lessons for GFY antisemites

[Serge_Oprano]

Good morning, white trash.

I'll be your Hebrew and Yiddish teacher,
every day you come to GFY you'll learn a new word.

By the time your porn career is over,
you'll speak fluent Hebrew.

The word of today is:

Kishen meren tohas!

which means,
KISS MY ASS!

have a nice day!

[Theo]

how can we say in Hebrew "unban pimpdog" ?

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
how can we say in Hebrew "unban pimpdog" ?

you say:
Lensman, Pimpdog Shalom!

[Joe Sixpack]

[Theo]

thank you fellow orthodox

[Serge_Oprano]

in order to learn language well,
you should practise it and everybody repeat after me:

Joe Sixpack,
Kishen Meren Tohas!

[railz]

Serge you should've joined me for some Poker the day we met at Vegas:



Yeah - big friggin' pot for a straight flush in 7-stud. At least I got a bonus $40 for hitting it as the pot wasn't even close to that.

[Serge_Oprano]

very nice, railz!

Vegas ...I didn't have time to fart
;-)))

[diesel]

Oprano .. I will help your students to prepare for the next lesson..

"Joe Sixpack .. Lekh Tizdayen"
Which means "Joe Sixpack .. Go fuck yourself"

[quiet]

oy veh

[Mark]

Not forgetting those old favourites.. kus emek! ben zona!

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by diz
Oprano .. I will help your students to prepare for the next lesson..

"Joe Sixpack .. Lekh Tizdayen"
Which means "Joe Sixpack .. Go fuck yourself"

hahahahahaha
;-)))))

don't be brutal on him,
his pee brain can't take and process that much information.

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by Mark
Not forgetting those old favourites.. kus emek! ben zona!

ben sona = son of a bitch,
I was saving this one for tomorrow
;-)))

[diggy]

schlong

[KingK7]

schtick

[Juicy D. Links]

Yesh li zion gadol - I have a big cock

Ani ohev coos - I love Pussy

[Joe Sixpack]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
his pee brain can't take and process that much information.

You mean 'pea' brain you stupid old fart. I guess your withered old geriatric brain can't process words of more than one syllable.

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by juicylinks
Yesh li zion gadol - I have a big cock

Ani ohev coos - I love Pussy

hhahahahaha,
learning something new every day...

Pussy in Hebrew a day keeps antisemites away
;-))))

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


You mean 'pea' brain you stupid old fart. I guess your withered old geriatric brain can't process words of more than one syllable.

I always say what I mean and mean what I say, and I meant PEE brain,
like in my PISS.

I know you have comprehension problems being decendant from a criminal who was thrown from England to the colony.

[KingK7]

If you have a problem with jews, you are in the wrong business ;-))

[BabeHunter]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Good morning, white trash.

I'll be your Hebrew and Yiddish teacher,
every day you come to GFY you'll learn a new word.

By the time your porn career is over,
you'll speak fluent Hebrew.

The word of today is:

Kishen meren tohas!

which means,
KISS MY ASS!

have a nice day!

hahaha...SergeOprano...

Kishen meren tohas! is in yiddish...

in hebrew it's nashek et hatahta sheli

[ADL Colin]

Serious question. The Hebrew alphabet is different than the English one yet the words you are writing do not utilize the Hebrew alphabet but rather the roman lettering system we use in English.

Obviously it is a phonetic alphabet you are using. Is there a standard?

[Juicy D. Links]

Ha ima shell Serge ohev zion shachor

Translation: Serge's mom love black cock

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by KingK7
If you have a problem with jews, you are in the wrong business ;-))

exactly!!!!

his problem is that he is getting paid from the profits Jews make and thus every time he is getting paid like a whore,
the Jews he hates get richer!

Antisemites of the GFY - Unite!
;-))))

Serge is after your PEE brains....and I have all time in the world for this.

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by BabeHunter



hahaha...SergeOprano...

Kishen meren tohas! is in yiddish...

in hebrew it's nashek et hatahta sheli

it's OK,
nothing wrong with killing 2 birds with one stone,
I have no problems with them being fluent in Yiddish too!
;-))

[KingK7]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Serge is after your PEE brains....and I have all time in the world for this.

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by Colin
Serious question. The Hebrew alphabet is different than the English one yet the words you are writing do not utilize the Hebrew alphabet but rather the roman lettering system we use in English.

Obviously it is a phonetic alphabet you are using. Is there a standard?

Colin, most likely it is, but...
dealing with handicapped PEE brains,
we don't wanna overflow their brains capacities.

[diesel]

Well I see people start to be creating and learning fast alone lol

Ma ze po kulam eiuhudim pitoom ? Walla

[BabeHunter]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


it's OK,
nothing wrong with killing 2 birds with one stone,
I have no problems with them being fluent in Yiddish too!
;-))

haha

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by diz
Well I see people start to be creating and learning fast alone lol

Ma ze po kulam eiuhudim pitoom ? Walla

Educated antisemite is my best customer
;-))))

they ALL be singing Hatikva when this is over
;-)))

[KingK7]

If I convert to Judaism now, will I still have to cut a piece of my schlong off?

Serge: are you licensed to circumsize?

[ADL Colin]

I would never mess with the "chosen people".

[BabeHunter]

Originally posted by KingK7
If I convert to Judaism now, will I still have to cut a piece of my schlong off?

Serge: are you licensed to circumsize?

yep...but just so you know...it's only skin...hehe

[ADL Colin]

Originally posted by KingK7
If I convert to Judaism now, will I still have to cut a piece of my schlong off?

Serge: are you licensed to circumsize?

You're uncircumsized? Where are you FROM?

[DarkJedi]

kids, you are past your bed time

[KingK7]

Originally posted by Colin


You're uncircumsized? Where are you FROM?

Norway.
Seriously, is everyone in the US circumsized?
None of the people I know in Europe are.

Well, not that I know of, its not like I checked

[ADL Colin]

Originally posted by KingK7



Seriously, is everyone in the US circumsized?

Most are.

[KingK7]

Originally posted by Colin

Most are.

Ah, I thought it was a religious thing.
Whats the reason for non-jews then? More hygienic?

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by KingK7
If I convert to Judaism now, will I still have to cut a piece of my schlong off?

Serge: are you licensed to circumsize?

I was circumsized at the age of 32...lost a pound od dead weight
;-)))

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by KingK7


Ah, I thought it was a religious thing.
Whats the reason for non-jews then? More hygienic?

no, it's for sex...
when you are circumsized, your skin is less sensetive, so you can fuck longer.

I was on the both sides with and without forskin,
and I like it more without it.

but...your g/f wife is the ULTIMATE judge
;-)))

and NO, I am not licenced to perform surgical circumsissions,
I am only GFY licensed to make a mental ones
;-)))

[heqdvd]

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...15#post1281515

[ADL Colin]

Originally posted by KingK7


Ah, I thought it was a religious thing.
Whats the reason for non-jews then? More hygienic?

It's an interesting history. In America, it was thought and argued at the turn of the century that circumcision would curb masturbation because of the resulting desensitization. There were some other silly reasons too. Now, to have the opposite in America is just downright strange.

[evildick]

So I take it no one in this thread wants to buy this shirt:



(the guys from tshirthell are seriously fucked in the head)

[Serge_Oprano]

I have a better one for sale: