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Old 09-12-2010, 07:03 PM   #1
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EPASS "Funds In Motion" Explanation Inside. [PIC]

I'm one of the ones who is still keeping the faith. I think this Epass situation will be worked out - eventually - and, I hope, it works out to everyone's favour. In the meantime, I've had to take steps to cover my own ass...

One thing, though, this whole "Funds In Motion" phrase that certain (forgettable) people keep jabbering on about has been slowly inching its way under my skin. "Funds In Motion". What the hell does THAT mean?

I've read pretty well all of the coherent (and incoherent) Epass threads, but I still could not tell you if "funds in motion" was good or bad.

My acountant has crunched the numbers. I've passed the resulting data on to my lawyer. I've been advised that its okay to post this information.

The following graphic explains "Funds In Motion" in a simple, easy to understand manner.



Yeah, that was pretty verbose, but I spent about an hour making the fucking thing up, so you can spend eight seconds scanning - or skipping - my text.

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Old 09-12-2010, 07:05 PM   #2
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very nice well done
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:06 PM   #3
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very nice well done
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:06 PM   #4
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unfunny cunts are unfunny
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:07 PM   #5
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unfunny cunts are unfunny
Quit talking to yourself. Its unbecoming.
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:07 PM   #6
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Can we order it from Amazon?
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:07 PM   #7
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:14 PM   #8
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The whole "motion" thing is being overblown.
And Michael O. has been nothing but a pro on every transaction I have ever requested through him. He's been here almost all week and one weekend without him shouldn't make anyone cry.

If I don't see some ACH and Wire dropping this week, then I will start worrying.
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:21 PM   #9
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I have faith as well
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:23 PM   #10
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i dont get it...why is he in a wheelchair.. this was a wasted thread
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:30 PM   #11
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i dont get it...why is he in a wheelchair.. this was a wasted thread
because he is in motion...
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:31 PM   #12
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i dont get it...why is he in a wheelchair.. this was a wasted thread
Only guessing here but I suspect that if a few of the more vehement ePass users got hold of either one, confinement to a wheelchair could well result!

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Old 09-12-2010, 07:32 PM   #13
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Man In Motion - Rick Hansen

For the non canuckians.

http://www.rickhansen.com/code/navigate.aspx?Id=22
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:39 PM   #14
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It took you an hour to make that? yikes.
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Old 09-12-2010, 07:48 PM   #15
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Old 09-12-2010, 09:06 PM   #17
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Must be bored.
I was. Very.
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The whole "motion" thing is being overblown.
And Michael O. has been nothing but a pro on every transaction I have ever requested through him. He's been here almost all week and one weekend without him shouldn't make anyone cry.

If I don't see some ACH and Wire dropping this week, then I will start worrying.
Yes. I respect Michael as much as anyone - he has helped a lot. I knew him when he was Keyser Soze, before GFY, back in the PCBBS days.

This was a sarcastic image. I apologixz for not spelling it out to you. No, I don't fuck it.
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Can we order it from Amazon?
Not yet.
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Old 09-12-2010, 09:14 PM   #20
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It took you an hour to make that? yikes.
Start your stop watch and do better. Go!

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Old 09-12-2010, 09:20 PM   #22
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I have faith as well
So do I, gorgeous mangirl. I originally meant the post to be a sarcastic commentary on the people who kept spewing the "money in motion" angle.

It was a cheap attempt to garner their attention but - alas - I failed. None of the anti-Epass regulars jumped in here.

I think its a funny pic, but I love Michael and I love Epass. I love you, too, now that I think about it.
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Man In Motion - Rick Hansen

For the non canuckians.

http://www.rickhansen.com/code/navigate.aspx?Id=22
They still won't get it.
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