Transformers 2 sux ass-thumbs down

[SoloGirlsContent]

I loved the 1st one as well as my 3 y/o son..I will NOT take him to see this long ass crapfest ( robot humping Megan fox's leg and getting off) is too stupid. The Jive talking Robots is a modern day "Stepin Fetchit" the word, "Jigaboo" comes to mind.. very embarassing shit.

3rd act was too long ..drawn out.

[John-ACWM]

You arguments seem valid but they did it for the big crowd .Gonna see it in the near future,I'm sure it's way better than other movies.

[SBJ]

I loved the 1st one as well as my 3 y/o son..I will NOT take him to see this long ass crapfest ( robot humping Megan fox's leg and getting off) is too stupid. The Jive talking Robots is a modern day "Stepin Fetchit" the word, "Jigaboo" comes to mind.. very embarassing shit.

3rd act was too long ..drawn out.

the robot gets off on megan's leg?? wow now i really need to see this! Lucky fucking robot!

[JD]

hateraid

[JustDaveXxx]

the robot gets off on megan's leg?? wow now i really need to see this! Lucky fucking robot!

I saw it midnight last night. I liked it for what it was. Its a shitload of serious special affects and and serious money spent to tell a story. Story was OK, but the special effects were pretty nuts!!



That kind of stuff needs to be seen in IMAX or The Dome in Hollywood. I saw it at the Dome.

[Scott McD]

( robot humping Megan fox's leg and getting off) is too stupid.

Sounds so bad i actually wanna see it now...

[mikesinner]

Part 3 is already in the works so it couldn't be that bad.

[Young]

I went to go see it last night. It was literally like someone was fucking my eyes and ears for 3 hours. And not the good type of fucking....border line rape.

I could drive semi's through the plot holes...and there are numerous. Michael Bay must think his audience is full of fucking retards. Constantly trying to distract us from the fact that the story was shit and didn't make sense.

Every time Megan Fox and that blonde chic was on screen I was embarrassed. I'm all for hot chics but there was something eerily creepy about the slow mo's and pans Bay used everytime the camera showed either of these two.

Every minority character was represented with gross stereotypes (including those 2 fucking stupid pointless robots) and that made me literally cringe. I couldn't believe people were laughing at that shit.

Youre better off putting a bunch of Transformers and Hot Wheels action figures in a Vitamix 5000 with your favorite rock album on then paying for this piece of shit of a movie.

I could keep going ....but then again...I knew exactly what I was getting...little story and shit blowing up....and I still walked out of there disgusted.

[JD]

I went to go see it last night. It was literally like someone was fucking my eyes and ears for 3 hours. And not the good type of fucking....border line rape.

I could drive semi's through the plot holes...and there are numerous. Michael Bay must think his audience is full of fucking retards. Constantly trying to distract us from the fact that the story was shit and didn't make sense.

Every time Megan Fox and that blonde chic was on screen I was embarrassed. I'm all for hot chics but there was something eerily creepy about the slow mo's and pans Bay used everytime the camera showed either of these two.

Every minority character was represented with gross stereotypes (including those 2 fucking stupid pointless robots) and that made me literally cringe. I couldn't believe people were laughing at that shit.

Youre better off putting a bunch of Transformers and Hot Wheels action figures in a Vitamix 5000 with your favorite rock album on then paying for this piece of shit of a movie.

I could keep going ....but then again...I knew exactly what I was getting...little story and shit blowing up....and I still walked out of there disgusted.

seriously? Dude come the fuck on. It's Transformers not fucking Shakespeare man. WTF do you expect from a series that's based on a damn cartoon?

Take the movie for what it is... an action fantasy flick based on a cartoon/toy series from the 80's not a literary masterpiece from the renaissance era. The movie is supposed to have a shitty plot and be heavy on the special effects. It's not supposed to inspire your life or whatever.

God damn. </rant>

[brand0n]

wigga bots

[seeandsee]

I loved the 1st one as well as my 3 y/o son..I will NOT take him to see this long ass crapfest ( robot humping Megan fox's leg and getting off) is too stupid. The Jive talking Robots is a modern day "Stepin Fetchit" the word, "Jigaboo" comes to mind.. very embarassing shit.

3rd act was too long ..drawn out.

you are absolutely right

[2012]

damn, I thought for sure that was going to be a hit

[TidalWave]

it is a hit, 16 million on the first 12am night showing.

[Drake]

It was a bit long and slow, but I quite enjoyed it for what it is. Lots of action and some eye candy.

[tiger]

I loved the 1st one as well as my 3 y/o son..I will NOT take him to see this long ass crapfest ( robot humping Megan fox's leg and getting off) is too stupid. The Jive talking Robots is a modern day "Stepin Fetchit" the word, "Jigaboo" comes to mind.. very embarassing shit.

3rd act was too long ..drawn out.

I went to go see it last night. It was literally like someone was fucking my eyes and ears for 3 hours. And not the good type of fucking....border line rape.

I could drive semi's through the plot holes...and there are numerous. Michael Bay must think his audience is full of fucking retards. Constantly trying to distract us from the fact that the story was shit and didn't make sense.

Every time Megan Fox and that blonde chic was on screen I was embarrassed. I'm all for hot chics but there was something eerily creepy about the slow mo's and pans Bay used everytime the camera showed either of these two.

Every minority character was represented with gross stereotypes (including those 2 fucking stupid pointless robots) and that made me literally cringe. I couldn't believe people were laughing at that shit.

Youre better off putting a bunch of Transformers and Hot Wheels action figures in a Vitamix 5000 with your favorite rock album on then paying for this piece of shit of a movie.

I could keep going ....but then again...I knew exactly what I was getting...little story and shit blowing up....and I still walked out of there disgusted.

Haven't seen it yet. But most everyone seems to be saying the same thing you are.

Haven't heard one person say it was flat out good even as an entertaining action movie.

No plot or plot that makes no sense for the sole purpose of bringing back every character from the first movie.

Stupid jive talking robots.

Special effects so jammed together you can't tell wtf is going on.


I'm sure I will watch it anyway but on video of course.

[candyflip]

The local critic here gave it a "1 out of 10".

It is what it is, but I'm hoping it's not that bad.

[nico-t]

tansformers is in the same league as all the other super hero shitty movies - havent seen 1, will never see 1, will never see 2 and all the other future sequals... what adult wants to see a fucking movie about transformers??

[eroticsexxx]

what adult wants to see a fucking movie about transformers??

One who used to collect them as a child.

Forget the plot. Forget the acting depth. I'm going to see it for the crazy effects, explosions and to watch Megan Fox bounce around in a skimpy outfit.

I can afford the $ and will line Michael Bay's and Steven Spielberg's pockets willingly.

When I want to watch a movie with depth, I will do so.

[baddog]

I loved the 1st one as well as my 3 y/o son..I will NOT take him to see this long ass crapfest ( robot humping Megan fox's leg and getting off) is too stupid. The Jive talking Robots is a modern day "Stepin Fetchit" the word, "Jigaboo" comes to mind.. very embarassing shit.

3rd act was too long ..drawn out.

Well, since you are the only person I have heard say anything negative about it, I may have to go see it.

[Miguel T]

Well, I saw it yesterday and loved it.

[Agent 488]

another movie with the advertising budget of a third world nation that's a total piece of shit and forgotton within a week. shocker. can't wait unil the next one.

[F-U-Jimmy]

$60 million in its first full day they must be doing something right ?

[JustDaveXxx]

One who used to collect them as a child.

Forget the plot. Forget the acting depth. I'm going to see it for the crazy effects, explosions and to watch Megan Fox bounce around in a skimpy outfit.

I can afford the $ and will line Michael Bay's and Steven Spielberg's pockets willingly.

When I want to watch a movie with depth, I will do so.

Yup i am way with you on that....

seriously? Dude come the fuck on. It's Transformers not fucking Shakespeare man. WTF do you expect from a series that's based on a damn cartoon?

Take the movie for what it is... an action fantasy flick based on a cartoon/toy series from the 80's not a literary masterpiece from the renaissance era. The movie is supposed to have a shitty plot and be heavy on the special effects. It's not supposed to inspire your life or whatever.

God damn. </rant>

Yes on that one too!!!

I liked it and it was about what i expected. I really got a kick out of that huge robot at the end. I had that one when i was a kid.lol

[fuzebox]

I read the bad reviews, and I defended them saying it's supposed to be a fun action movie with minimal plot.

Then I saw it.

I don't get why they had to create such a complicated plot with all new characters and mythology. I would have been happier with something basic and simple like the first movie (which I liked a lot). This one had too much corny humor, too many stupid characters, and wasted too much time on scenes that didn't contribute anything.

[Iron Fist]

I loved the 1st one as well as my 3 y/o son..I will NOT take him to see this long ass crapfest ( robot humping Megan fox's leg and getting off) is too stupid. The Jive talking Robots is a modern day "Stepin Fetchit" the word, "Jigaboo" comes to mind.. very embarassing shit.

3rd act was too long ..drawn out.

LOL... You were waiting in line to see the midnight show... so don't tell us that you hated it. Just because your girlfriend was too embarrassed to give you a hand job in the theater doesn't mean you can hate on a movie that you liked so much you couldn't even concentrate of getting a hard on for her.

[SoloGirlsContent]

Well, since you are the only person I have heard say anything negative about it, I may have to go see it.

then you haven't read the whole fucking internet lately old man

try this site for starters
http://rottentomatoes.com

[SoloGirlsContent]

LOL... You were waiting in line to see the midnight show... so don't tell us that you hated it. Just because your girlfriend was too embarrassed to give you a hand job in the theater doesn't mean you can hate on a movie that you liked so much you couldn't even concentrate of getting a hard on for her.

and you wasted all that brainpower to write this stupid response??? amazing

[flashfire]

its a good action flick...and a movie so relax haters

[SGS]

Isnt it a kids film?

[Manowar]

not as good as i thought it would be

[ladida]

There are people that watch movies for enjoyment and fictional value

Then there are those that go there, sit, and think thoroughly whole 3 hours, what is wrong with the plot, how come that robot picked up that human and did not crush his bones..


.. all through watching a movie about made up robots from space....

[intellichat]

na i thought it was a good film... and Megan Fox is hot as fuck!

[2012]

what happened here ?

[Libertine]

Michael Bay must think his audience is full of fucking retards.

And he's right. Just look at the amount of people who thought the first Transformers film was a "great movie".

There is one thing Michael Bay does well, and one thing only: action scenes.

[Drake]

Not sure what ppl expected. It's basically a carbon copy of the first transformers. A+ action + unfunny humor + unnecessary length of movie. The first movie was a "C" grade calibre movie. This one is the same. I figured as much before watching it.

[voa]

I will watch and than will give you a comment about is good or not

[SoloGirlsContent]

I will watch and than will give you a comment about is good or not

ok well did u like it?

[2MuchMark]

See TRANSFORMERS in IMAX: Why?

Just like The Dark Knight, some scenes of this movie were actually shot in the native Imax format, with Imax Cameras, and / or rendered in the IMAX format in Imax resolution.

If you see the Imax version of this movie, these scenes will jump right out at you. They are INCREDIBLE! They are so sharp and detailed. And you actually see the format of the movie change from Widescreen (2.35:1) to a more "square" 1.44:1, without changing the width. Suddenly the image is several stories taller, and so are the robots.

During these fight scenes the image format changes from wide to imax to wide, but it doesn't seem to matter at all thanks to some pretty cool directing and editing.

Yes of course the story is weak and some robots are so-cute-you'll-barf, but keep in mind this movie was made for kids too. In my opinion, the movie makers balanced the cutsey with some good adult jokes (Mom takes drugs, John Tutoro's S7 thong plus others..

It's really worth seeing in Imax.

[SoloGirlsContent]

See TRANSFORMERS in IMAX: Why?

Just like The Dark Knight, some scenes of this movie were actually shot in the native Imax format, with Imax Cameras, and / or rendered in the IMAX format in Imax resolution.

If you see the Imax version of this movie, these scenes will jump right out at you. They are INCREDIBLE! They are so sharp and detailed. And you actually see the format of the movie change from Widescreen (2.35:1) to a more "square" 1.44:1, without changing the width. Suddenly the image is several stories taller, and so are the robots.

During these fight scenes the image format changes from wide to imax to wide, but it doesn't seem to matter at all thanks to some pretty cool directing and editing.

Yes of course the story is weak and some robots are so-cute-you'll-barf, but keep in mind this movie was made for kids too. In my opinion, the movie makers balanced the cutsey with some good adult jokes (Mom takes drugs, John Tutoro's S7 thong plus others..

It's really worth seeing in Imax.

this movie sux

[onlymovies]

I don't understand you people....

OFCOURSE it sucked....did you guys not see the first one?

They are making transformers to appeal to pre-teens/teens....which basically means a lame story line, stupid dialogue, terrible choices of actors (well, 'cept for megan for visual appeal), etc etc.

In other words, you already know what to expect.

You go to this movie for the cgi, nothing more.

[sitesurfer70]

Of coz the movie and plot make no sense.....there can't be robots from outer space to begin with.....

I think the little robot that humped Megan Fox watched "Austin Powers" tru youtube before coming to earth...

[Danny B]

Just got back from the movies and I loved it.
Sure all the above comments are valid.
Too many stupid characters
Corny jokes
Weird plot and so on.

But that's not why I went to see it.
I went to see an action packed movie where robots kick each others asses and shit gets blown up like there ain't no tomorrow.
This movie I speak off is based on toys from the 80's.

It delivered. It was spectacular.

[SoloGirlsContent]

Just got back from the movies and I loved it.
Sure all the above comments are valid.
Too many stupid characters
Corny jokes
Weird plot and so on.

But that's not why I went to see it.
I went to see an action packed movie where robots kick each others asses and shit gets blown up like there ain't no tomorrow.
This movie I speak off is based on toys from the 80's.

It delivered. It was spectacular.

I'll say it again..it was offensive and it sucked a pair of those Giant ROBOT BALLS swinging at the end of the movie...c'mon guys, u know that was some stupid shit

[fuzebox]

This movie I speak off is based on toys from the 80's.

My problem with the movie is that it was not based on toys from the 80s.

[GatorB]

$200 mil in US box office in just 5 days. Stands a chance of passing Dark Knight for #2 all time.

[paymeback]

It seems like one of those movies where everyone will tell you its crap/they didn't like it but you still have to go see it anyway.

[brassmonkey]

sounds like fun

[F-U-Jimmy]

$200 mil in US box office in just 5 days. Stands a chance of passing Dark Knight for #2 all time.

387 million world wide is not too shabby

[bbm]

nice film, i think

[fpmk]

Transformers is the best film. other sucks (