hey saucygirl i fucking love you

[HorseShit]

(8:06:31 PM) saucygirl: is that your cock???
(8:06:39 PM) 240208: yes, are you intrigued
(8:06:49 PM) saucygirl: haha, it's HUGE
(8:07:00 PM) 240208: is that a bad thing
(8:07:03 PM) saucygirl: are you black?
(8:07:07 PM) saucygirl: NOOOOOO
(8:07:09 PM) 240208: milano
(8:07:19 PM) saucygirl: italian?
(8:07:25 PM) 240208: do you know what milano is
(8:07:34 PM) saucygirl: I'm sorry no
(8:07:42 PM) 240208: black/white combo
(8:07:48 PM) 240208: like an Oreo cookie
(8:07:51 PM) saucygirl: Oh mulatto
(8:08:00 PM) 240208: I don't know how to spell it I guess
(8:08:05 PM) 240208: I just know my cock is huge
(8:08:07 PM) saucygirl: okay no problem
(8:08:09 PM) 240208: how tight is your box
(8:08:14 PM) saucygirl: VERY
(8:08:14 PM) 240208: could you accomidate it
(8:08:28 PM) saucygirl: I don't know
(8:08:34 PM) 240208: well what the fuck
(8:08:42 PM) 240208: I'll make you bleed I guess
(8:09:01 PM) saucygirl: I knew a guy once with a coke can wide dick
(8:09:11 PM) 240208: I'm that wide
(8:09:17 PM) 240208: do you want it or not
(8:09:33 PM) 240208: you write me 100, 250 word blog posts and I'll stick my cock right up your shitter
(8:09:38 PM) saucygirl: I can't have it I was just admiring it if you don't mind
(8:09:46 PM) saucygirl: hahahaha
(8:09:49 PM) 240208: why cant you have it
(8:09:54 PM) 240208: you fucking girls are all chicken
(8:10:01 PM) 240208: when it comes to putting your asshole with your mouth is
(8:10:03 PM) 240208: chicken out
(8:10:09 PM) saucygirl: Nah, not chicken, I got a man
(8:10:27 PM) 240208: yeah im sure he's got a fucking wine bottle cock too huh
(8:10:35 PM) saucygirl: besides even if I did want a side o that sausage you probably live five thousand miles away
(8:10:51 PM) 240208: there's planes and I'm rich so wtf is your excuse
(8:11:10 PM) saucygirl: No he's got a happy medium which actually hits my G-spot like a mofo
(8:11:31 PM) saucygirl: so you must have the ladies throwing themselves at you
(8:11:35 PM) 240208: a happy medium that must be like Fletch XXX with a big cock instead
(8:11:40 PM) saucygirl: with that monster
(8:11:49 PM) 240208: all the time, the fucking club girls jump on me when they see my bulge
(8:11:58 PM) saucygirl: wowee
(8:12:04 PM) saucygirl: how old are you?
(8:12:08 PM) 240208: 25
(8:12:21 PM) saucygirl: oh you sweet young thang
(8:12:22 PM) 240208: bitch I'm amazing
(8:12:31 PM) saucygirl: I'll bet

[CDSmith]

(8:07:03 PM) saucygirl: are you black?
(8:07:07 PM) saucygirl: NOOOOOO
(8:07:09 PM) 240208: milano
(8:07:19 PM) saucygirl: italian?
(8:07:25 PM) 240208: do you know what milano is
(8:07:34 PM) saucygirl: I'm sorry no
(8:07:42 PM) 240208: black/white combo
(8:07:48 PM) 240208: like an Oreo cookie
(8:07:51 PM) saucygirl: Oh mulatto
(8:08:00 PM) 240208: I don't know how to spell it I guess

[HorseShit]

(8:13:03 PM) saucygirl: well you have fun getting some biatch to milk that thing
(8:13:17 PM) saucygirl: whoever she is she's a lucky lady
(8:13:22 PM) saucygirl: :P
(8:13:41 PM) 240208: yeah lucky lady
(8:13:48 PM) saucygirl: hey BTW

(8:13:55 PM) 240208: guess you aren't so happy with your man if you hit me up about my cock
(8:14:19 PM) saucygirl: no I am I wanted to ask you a question about your thread
(8:14:42 PM) saucygirl: who is franck? and why was dirty danza banned? I'm still new to GFY
(8:15:10 PM) 240208: franck is Dirty F on GFY
(8:15:16 PM) 240208: dirty danza is my buddy
(8:15:21 PM) 240208: http://www.dirtydanza.com
(8:15:23 PM) 240208: that's him in the videos
(8:15:27 PM) 240208: my bro if you will
(8:15:27 PM) saucygirl: oh okay, they can ban you?
(8:15:32 PM) 240208: who?
(8:15:53 PM) saucygirl: GFY can ban you for whatever? I never got into reading all the rules
(8:16:05 PM) 240208: if you call someone a pedo you'll be baned
(8:16:06 PM) 240208: banned
(8:16:14 PM) saucygirl: are you friends with SPLUM?
(8:16:24 PM) 240208: that guy is a dumb fucking retard
(8:16:30 PM) 240208: stay far away from that cock gobbler
(8:16:44 PM) saucygirl: OH MY GOD thank goodness you think so I can't stand that motherfucker
(8:16:58 PM) saucygirl: I got into it with him once
(8:17:10 PM) saucygirl: I just ignore his idiocy
(8:17:14 PM) 240208: yeah, he sucks simonsynistors cock a lot
(8:17:16 PM) 240208: good
(8:17:20 PM) 240208: ignore all the faggots on there
(8:17:47 PM) saucygirl: I will, I'm just on for fun when I'm not working
(8:18:17 PM) saucygirl: Well Justin, it was nice chatting about your cock and other stuff...have fun impaling bitches!
(8:18:43 PM) saucygirl: Make sure you wrap that shit up like a tournequet!
(8:18:50 PM) saucygirl:
(8:18:51 PM) 240208: where are you going
(8:18:57 PM) 240208: im not done with your juicy asshole yet
(8:18:59 PM) saucygirl: I'm going out
(8:19:03 PM) 240208: fuck that
(8:19:05 PM) saucygirl: haha
(8:19:11 PM) 240208: stay home, I'm way more important
(8:19:21 PM) saucygirl: take care you naughty nympho
(8:19:26 PM) 240208: do you know who I am?
(8:19:30 PM) 240208: you'll regret ditching me
(8:19:39 PM) saucygirl: are you the matrix?

(8:19:43 PM) saucygirl: hahaha
(8:19:50 PM) 240208: I fucked neo in his asshole
(8:19:57 PM) saucygirl: HAHAHAHA
(8:20:10 PM) saucygirl: Big dick and a sense of humor, why are you all alone?
(8:20:17 PM) 240208: give me your cell # ill call you later when you are clubbing
(8:20:27 PM) 240208: i just got home i fucking wasted
(8:20:35 PM) saucygirl: I can't my guy will get jealous
(8:20:41 PM) 240208: tell him its one of your gfs
(8:21:10 PM) 240208: stop being a pussy
(8:21:13 PM) saucygirl: I can't baby, you be good and we;ll chat laterz
(8:21:14 PM) 240208: live a little girl
(8:21:18 PM) saucygirl: I AM A PUSSY!
(8:21:25 PM) saucygirl: haha
(8:21:25 PM) 240208: fine, when you get home
(8:21:28 PM) 240208: hit me on ICQ
(8:21:30 PM) 240208: TONIGHT
(8:21:30 PM) saucygirl: Adios papi
(8:21:36 PM) saucygirl: :P
(8:21:40 PM) 240208: Im serious
(8:21:44 PM) saucygirl has gone away.

[$5 submissions]

Comedy Gold!

[bo$$]

.....gay

[Iron Fist]

So she doesn't even finger herself in the conversation?

This thread does NOT deliver.. FAIL.

[Fat Panda]

you have too much time on your hands

[brassmonkey]

probably a shemale remember we online could be a big gay bear lookin 4 some wood

[Ace_luffy]

too much fun...