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XBONG NEWS: Airbag Co acquires JDL Inc. in Hostile Takeover
WOW Farming just got a Market Leader
Beijing,China April 15th, 2008 :
"With the ongoing expansion and incredible growth that the company has been experiencing lately, it was inevitable that we would need more, qualified, productive corporate pressence and resources" says Woofy, CEO of Airbag Co. "JDL brings an enormous amount of experience to the table. It was a no brainer for us to make our move when the flash was still hot in the pan. With JDL wanting to distance himself from himself, we felt it only fitting to give him the environment to successfully accomplish those goals. He brings a wealth of knowledge to the newly absorbed section of Airbag Co. We saw JDL having some difficultiy with himselfs and had to step in and make it all work."
Sitting across from Woofy at the table, Juicy D. Links had this to offer. "With people spending up to 95% of their time in front of a computer, they develop certain needs. They demand products, services, and accommodations. We are here to provide that for them. Whatever they need, we're here for them. Living the life of another human being for them in today's day and age is a very lucrative market. People just don't have time to live their lives anymore for themselves. The market is ripe now. People live online more than they do offline, says JDL, Lead Programmer of Stuff at the newly formed Airbag Co. "We now do that for them. I will personally oversee the operations myself. Look at us like the Internet inside the Internet." In 5 years, you won't be able to log into a virtual community without seeing Airbag Co. We're the new Costco for virtual worlds, and as long as they can keep me away from myself, we're gonna dominate the market."
Contact:
Air3bag or JDL
AirbagCO.
NEW AIRBAG CO OFFICES
XBONG NEWS: Airbag Co acquires JDL Inc. in Hostile Takeover
WOW Farming just got a Market Leader
Beijing,China April 15th, 2008 :
"With the ongoing expansion and incredible growth that the company has been experiencing lately, it was inevitable that we would need more, qualified, productive corporate pressence and resources" says Woofy, CEO of Airbag Co. "JDL brings an enormous amount of experience to the table. It was a no brainer for us to make our move when the flash was still hot in the pan. With JDL wanting to distance himself from himself, we felt it only fitting to give him the environment to successfully accomplish those goals. He brings a wealth of knowledge to the newly absorbed section of Airbag Co. We saw JDL having some difficultiy with himselfs and had to step in and make it all work."
Sitting across from Woofy at the table, Juicy D. Links had this to offer. "With people spending up to 95% of their time in front of a computer, they develop certain needs. They demand products, services, and accommodations. We are here to provide that for them. Whatever they need, we're here for them. Living the life of another human being for them in today's day and age is a very lucrative market. People just don't have time to live their lives anymore for themselves. The market is ripe now. People live online more than they do offline, says JDL, Lead Programmer of Stuff at the newly formed Airbag Co. "We now do that for them. I will personally oversee the operations myself. Look at us like the Internet inside the Internet." In 5 years, you won't be able to log into a virtual community without seeing Airbag Co. We're the new Costco for virtual worlds, and as long as they can keep me away from myself, we're gonna dominate the market."
Contact:
Air3bag or JDL
AirbagCO.
NEW AIRBAG CO OFFICES
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