Tired of doing business on the show floor?
Parties too loud?
Can't just seem to walk away from GFY when you are travelling?
THEN PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE IN FLORIDA!
This party was created for those who pretend to have a life away from GFY.
The party starts as soon as you leave your house
Step 1: Upon arriving at the airport locate a wifi hot spot and post while you wait for your plane.
Be sure not to pack your camera so you can upload pics of you sitting in an uncomfortable airport chair.
Step 2:
register at the hotel front desk, and upon entering your room look for the nearest internet connection and then post that you have arrived.
Step 3:
Post about how nice the rooms are.
Step 4:
Bring other board whore friends into your room and take funny pics then post them on GFY.
Step 5:
Find a hot chick / porn star and get your picture taken with them, all the while looking completely uncomfortable because you are near a woman.
Step 6: Go back to your room and upload the pic and discuuss it on GFY.
Step 7: The convention is over and it is now time to head home.
Repeat step 1, but this time in an airport you have never posted from!
Step 8: Upon your arrival back home, don't relax, don't wind down, don't even sort through all those business cards you didn't get.
BUT POST ON GFY YOUR SHOW SHOUT OUTS!
The PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE, party is brought to you buy EVILGENIUSCASH - The Home For Your Big Tit and Big Dick Traffic .
Be sure to RSVP GFY if you plan on attending.
Parties too loud?
Can't just seem to walk away from GFY when you are travelling?
THEN PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE IN FLORIDA!
This party was created for those who pretend to have a life away from GFY.
The party starts as soon as you leave your house
Step 1: Upon arriving at the airport locate a wifi hot spot and post while you wait for your plane.
Be sure not to pack your camera so you can upload pics of you sitting in an uncomfortable airport chair.
Step 2:
register at the hotel front desk, and upon entering your room look for the nearest internet connection and then post that you have arrived.
Step 3:
Post about how nice the rooms are.
Step 4:
Bring other board whore friends into your room and take funny pics then post them on GFY.
Step 5:
Find a hot chick / porn star and get your picture taken with them, all the while looking completely uncomfortable because you are near a woman.
Step 6: Go back to your room and upload the pic and discuuss it on GFY.
Step 7: The convention is over and it is now time to head home.
Repeat step 1, but this time in an airport you have never posted from!
Step 8: Upon your arrival back home, don't relax, don't wind down, don't even sort through all those business cards you didn't get.
BUT POST ON GFY YOUR SHOW SHOUT OUTS!
The PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE, party is brought to you buy EVILGENIUSCASH - The Home For Your Big Tit and Big Dick Traffic .
Be sure to RSVP GFY if you plan on attending.



Had a good laugh on that one



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