The very first Party like a board whore party at Internext!

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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #1

    The very first Party like a board whore party at Internext!

    Tired of doing business on the show floor?
    Parties too loud?
    Can't just seem to walk away from GFY when you are travelling?

    THEN PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE IN FLORIDA!

    This party was created for those who pretend to have a life away from GFY.

    The party starts as soon as you leave your house

    Step 1: Upon arriving at the airport locate a wifi hot spot and post while you wait for your plane.
    Be sure not to pack your camera so you can upload pics of you sitting in an uncomfortable airport chair.

    Step 2:
    register at the hotel front desk, and upon entering your room look for the nearest internet connection and then post that you have arrived.

    Step 3:
    Post about how nice the rooms are.

    Step 4:
    Bring other board whore friends into your room and take funny pics then post them on GFY.

    Step 5:
    Find a hot chick / porn star and get your picture taken with them, all the while looking completely uncomfortable because you are near a woman.

    Step 6: Go back to your room and upload the pic and discuuss it on GFY.

    Step 7: The convention is over and it is now time to head home.
    Repeat step 1, but this time in an airport you have never posted from!

    Step 8: Upon your arrival back home, don't relax, don't wind down, don't even sort through all those business cards you didn't get.
    BUT POST ON GFY YOUR SHOW SHOUT OUTS!

    The PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE, party is brought to you buy EVILGENIUSCASH - The Home For Your Big Tit and Big Dick Traffic .

    Be sure to RSVP GFY if you plan on attending.
    For rent - ICQ 127-027-910
    Click here for more details
  • 3piece chicken Dinner
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 1065

    #2
    Count me IN!!


    OH and don't forget see SIG
    "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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    • p1mpdogg
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 16714

      #3
      now that is fucking funny
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      • Machete_
        WINNING!
        • Oct 2002
        • 14579

        #4
        isent this the normal procedure?

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        • pr0
          rockin tha trailerpark
          • May 2001
          • 23088

          #5
          Most of us are geeks, & thats our idea of fun.

          #2....almost all the good business deals go down with the doors closed & a bong on the table

          not in some hot ass room with 6,000 people
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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Had a good laugh on that one

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            • pr0
              rockin tha trailerpark
              • May 2001
              • 23088

              #7
              funny shit btw ; ) you pegged 99.9% of the people here....good job
              __________
              Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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              • eroswebmaster
                March 1st, 2003
                • Jul 2001
                • 20295

                #8
                Originally posted by pr0
                Most of us are geeks, & thats our idea of fun.

                #2....almost all the good business deals go down with the doors closed & a bong on the table

                not in some hot ass room with 6,000 people
                haha...did you actually take this personal?

                I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.
                For rent - ICQ 127-027-910
                Click here for more details

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9

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                  • pr0
                    rockin tha trailerpark
                    • May 2001
                    • 23088

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                    haha...did you actually take this personal?

                    I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.
                    naw, i got a good laugh outta it
                    __________
                    Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                    • Trax
                      [----------------------]
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 14486

                      #11
                      haha nice

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                      • 3piece chicken Dinner
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1065

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pr0
                        #2....almost all the good business deals go down with the doors closed & a bong on the table

                        Keep telling yourself that! There is a time for biz and one for party. The "good" deals as you call them are done by good business people who know how to check their watches.
                        "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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                        • polish_aristocrat
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 40377

                          #13
                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                          haha...did you actually take this personal?

                          I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.
                          we all know you refer to Juicy though...
                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                          • eroswebmaster
                            March 1st, 2003
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 20295

                            #14
                            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                            we all know you refer to Juicy though...
                            Not really...only thing that might be attributed to Juicy is step 1, posting in the airport..but everything else is standard protocol for conventions.
                            For rent - ICQ 127-027-910
                            Click here for more details

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                            • 3piece chicken Dinner
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 1065

                              #15
                              Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                              Not really...only thing that might be attributed to Juicy is step 1, posting in the airport..but everything else is standard protocol for conventions.

                              If I don't make the show, can I still be involved by posting.



                              "Post Pics!"

                              " Looks like everyone had a great time"

                              " You look fucked up"

                              " classic"

                              and

                              " We'll have to hang out at the next show"
                              "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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                              • polish_aristocrat
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 40377

                                #16
                                Originally posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
                                " Looks like everyone had a great time"
                                I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                • Fetish
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 823

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                  Tired of doing business on the show floor?
                                  Parties too loud?
                                  Can't just seem to walk away from GFY when you are travelling?

                                  THEN PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE IN FLORIDA!

                                  This party was created for those who pretend to have a life away from GFY.

                                  The party starts as soon as you leave your house

                                  Step 1: Upon arriving at the airport locate a wifi hot spot and post while you wait for your plane.
                                  Be sure not to pack your camera so you can upload pics of you sitting in an uncomfortable airport chair.

                                  Step 2:
                                  register at the hotel front desk, and upon entering your room look for the nearest internet connection and then post that you have arrived.

                                  Step 3:
                                  Post about how nice the rooms are.

                                  Step 4:
                                  Bring other board whore friends into your room and take funny pics then post them on GFY.

                                  Step 5:
                                  Find a hot chick / porn star and get your picture taken with them, all the while looking completely uncomfortable because you are near a woman.

                                  Step 6: Go back to your room and upload the pic and discuuss it on GFY.

                                  Step 7: The convention is over and it is now time to head home.
                                  Repeat step 1, but this time in an airport you have never posted from!

                                  Step 8: Upon your arrival back home, don't relax, don't wind down, don't even sort through all those business cards you didn't get.
                                  BUT POST ON GFY YOUR SHOW SHOUT OUTS!

                                  The PARTY LIKE A BOARD WHORE, party is brought to you buy EVILGENIUSCASH - The Home For Your Big Tit and Big Dick Traffic .

                                  Be sure to RSVP GFY if you plan on attending.
                                  That is very funny but sad because it is so true of many on this and other boards.

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                                  • TDF
                                    Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 27296

                                    #18
                                    so fucking funny...ahahahahhaha
                                    Sig heil

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                                    • Sly
                                      Let's do some business!
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 31380

                                      #19
                                      I always get a chuckle out of the people posting pictures and news during the show. When I'm at a show the LAST thing I'm thinking about is GFY. I'm usually thinking about my next drink and where we're going to eat dinner, lol.
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                                      • brand0n
                                        been very busy
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 26983

                                        #20
                                        juicy just called.

                                        he said hell be posting from the next airport as soon as he can locate a wifi
                                        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                        • 3piece chicken Dinner
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 1065

                                          #21
                                          I am posting from the delivery van. I'm on my way people!!!!!!
                                          "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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                                          • JFK
                                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 67369

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                            haha...did you actually take this personal?

                                            I'm just farting around..saw the party like a pornstar post and figured I'd make up a party.
                                            You mean I signed up for nothing ??

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                                            • beemk
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 20829

                                              #23
                                              hahahaha, thats good.
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                                              • BradM
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 3397

                                                #24
                                                Eros.... fucking fantastic man.

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                                                • Aly
                                                  President, ePufferProfits
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 1881

                                                  #25
                                                  You're brilliant!
                                                  .

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                                                  • SouthernGirl
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 615

                                                    #26
                                                    like ive said before, "if a postwhore does something and doesn't post about it, does it really exist?"

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