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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    I Almost Hooked Up With A Female Web Developer But...

    ...When I was gettin frisky with her and moved in for the kill she told me that she had installed a pop-up blocker. I was allowed to surf but installing anything into her box was strictly prohibited.

    I just got up and told her that it was ok because my virus scanner was trying to force me to quarantine her for the past hour. I tossed her a cookie and said, "This is so you'll remember me the next time I come back."

    Damn, I need to go to bed. Even my jokes are getting tired.
    Last edited by Rob; 04-07-2005, 07:50 PM.
  • Screaming
    I can change this!!!!!
    • Feb 2004
    • 18972

    #2
    hahaha yeah dude i would say it is time for a nap

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    • xclusive
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Apr 2004
      • 35218

      #3
      time to go to bed

      I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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      • sonofsam
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 18648

        #4
        haha i found it pretty funny
        I like turtles.

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        • Redrob
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2004
          • 4791

          #5
          Good humor is always appreciated.
          Thanks for sharing.

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          • KMR Stitch
            I am cool
            • Jul 2003
            • 14494

            #6
            Nerd humor at it's best =)

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            • Sosa
              In Tushy Land
              • Oct 2002
              • 40149

              #7
              Originally posted by KMR Stitch
              Nerd humor at it's best =)
              no kiddin

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              • Pete-KT
                Workin With The Devil
                • Oct 2004
                • 51532

                #8
                goodnight rob

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                • jimb
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 2514

                  #9
                  nerd....

                  Jim

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                  • Dagwolf
                    President of Canada
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 23141

                    #10
                    The real story: She ordered a hard drive but it turned out to be a floppy. ;)
                    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                    • ArBizZzLe
                      Registered User
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 23

                      #11
                      Hahaha. I was like what the hell lol .
                      I got a great idea lol...

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                      • poorwebmaster
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 1137

                        #12
                        Just tell me when your cookie expires, - I'm armed to the teeth with Norton, so I think I won't get any viruses

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                        • jamesonxx
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 758

                          #13
                          very funny dude


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                          • Paraskass
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 5829

                            #14
                            A girl let me fuck her with a Trojan.

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                            • Rich
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 11486

                              #15
                              hahaha, I liked that one. Keep in mind I am a nerd.

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                              • reynold
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 51271

                                #16
                                You need to get some sleep dude.

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