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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    Most craptastic song ever?

    My vote goes to this abomination which manages to both be a shite beyond belief song and an indictment of modern western society.




    Your vote?
  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #2
    Damn - That is horrid - I watched the whole thing though...

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    • Scott McD
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      • Nov 2002
      • 67798

      #3
      I'm still deciding on what craptastic is before i post a vid haha...


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      • dyna mo
        just a fucking jerk
        • Dec 2008
        • 68184

        #4
        Originally posted by Scott McD
        I'm still deciding on what craptastic is before i post a vid haha...
        yeah, i have some tracks ready to go too but i'm with you, need some clarification!

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        • Tofu
          The Video Specialist
          • Jul 2003
          • 5615

          #5
          I have to vote, Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes.
          Pure genius.


          (you may want to scrub through it. the actual song doesn't start until 2:18)

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          • Rochard
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            • Dec 2001
            • 75733

            #6
            The Safety Dance!



            Men Without Hats is coming to play here locally in August and I am SOOOO going to see them!
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            • dyna mo
              just a fucking jerk
              • Dec 2008
              • 68184

              #7
              those songs kikc asses!

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              • Tofu
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                • Jul 2003
                • 5615

                #8
                Originally posted by Rochard

                Men Without Hats is coming to play here locally in August and I am SOOOO going to see them!
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                • dyna mo
                  just a fucking jerk
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 68184

                  #9
                  so if it were up to me, craptastic = crappy + fantastic.

                  if so, it start and stops right here

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                  • Sarah_Jayne
                    Now with more Jayne
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 40077

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                    yeah, i have some tracks ready to go too but i'm with you, need some clarification!
                    Horrid but yet you have to look and/or shit but gets stuck in your head. Car crash songs.

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                    • Sarah_Jayne
                      Now with more Jayne
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tofu
                      I have to vote, Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes.
                      Pure genius.


                      (you may want to scrub through it. the actual song doesn't start until 2:18)

                      .
                      Firstly, I love that song.

                      Secondly, it should have been some insight as to the adult I would become when I started using Fish Heads to disarm my tetherball opponents in elementary school. I was pretty good and didn't want to lose my throne. So, whenever somebody got close to beating me I would start singing it and they would flinch because they knew it would get stuck in their head and I would take that moment to take back the direction of the ball. lol.

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
                        Now with more Jayne
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rochard
                        The Safety Dance!



                        Men Without Hats is coming to play here locally in August and I am SOOOO going to see them!
                        I like the song. I thought one of them died recently? I might be making that up.

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                        • BlackCrayon
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 19634

                          #13
                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                          • Sarah_Jayne
                            Now with more Jayne
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 40077

                            #14
                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                            so if it were up to me, craptastic = crappy + fantastic.

                            if so, it start and stops right here

                            I'll admit to liking that song too.

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                            • EddyTheDog
                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 25433

                              #15
                              This is always the first song I hit on YouTube when I have had a few too many beers...



                              Until you have seen me standing on the table (the strong one) dancing along to that in my boxers you haven't lived.....

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                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                Now with more Jayne
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 40077

                                #16
                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                This is always the first song I hit on YouTube when I have had a few too many beers...



                                Until you have seen me standing on the table (the strong one) dancing along to that in my boxers you haven't lived.....
                                Your Spanish years are showing.

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                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                  Now with more Jayne
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 40077

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                  See, now that I can't even click because I know if I do it is stuck in my head for a week.

                                  ugh..already there...Klingons on the starboard bow...starboard bow..

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                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                    Now with more Jayne
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 40077

                                    #18
                                    This one is going to play better with the British but I'm posting it anyway

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                                    • BlackCrayon
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 19634

                                      #19
                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                      • purecane
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                                        • Jan 2013
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                                        #20
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                                        • Tofu
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                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 5615

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                                          Secondly, it should have been some insight as to the adult I would become when I started using Fish Heads to disarm my tetherball opponents in elementary school. I was pretty good and didn't want to lose my throne. So, whenever somebody got close to beating me I would start singing it and they would flinch because they knew it would get stuck in their head and I would take that moment to take back the direction of the ball. lol.
                                          You were diabolical, from birth! That is some cold shit! Fucking with the heads
                                          of your fellow classmates! That is how super-villains are born, y'know?
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                                          • BlackCrayon
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 19634

                                            #22
                                            you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                            • dyna mo
                                              just a fucking jerk
                                              • Dec 2008
                                              • 68184

                                              #23

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                                              • ottopottomouse
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                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 13177

                                                #24
                                                ↑ see post ↑
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                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 40077

                                                  #25
                                                  Hate the Venga Boys...that song was everywhere and the 'boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room'

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                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 40077

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Tofu
                                                    You were diabolical, from birth! That is some cold shit! Fucking with the heads
                                                    of your fellow classmates! That is how super-villains are born, y'know?
                                                    You don't say? *strokes pussy*




                                                    (uh huh...you decide)

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                                                    • Webmaster Advertising
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                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 1360

                                                      #27
                                                      Anything by Justine Bieber...

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                                                      • dyna mo
                                                        just a fucking jerk
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 68184

                                                        #28

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                                                        • Scott McD
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 67798

                                                          #29
                                                          Fuck it.




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                                                          • Shoplifter
                                                            Richest man in Babylon
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 5848

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by dyna mo

                                                            Ooooh damn I had forgotten about this guy.

                                                            I wonder if he is embarrassed out of his mind from this.
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                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 40077

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                              Fuck it.


                                                              Now, I love that song and I often show that video and the Gay Bar video to Americans just to see them laugh.

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                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 1360

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                HAHA I used to love listening to Snow back in the day

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                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 40077

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Anybody else rememebr this version of Wonderwall?

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                                                                  • dyna mo
                                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                                    • 68184

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                                                                    Anybody else rememebr this version of Wonderwall?

                                                                    holy crap!

                                                                    at least they aren't serious

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                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 38323

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This one is kinda crappy...



                                                                      Or check out this Shitty Pop Song:



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                                                                      • fitzmulti
                                                                        I Like Depth Of Field!
                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 14861

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                        The Safety Dance!



                                                                        Men Without Hats is coming to play here locally in August and I am SOOOO going to see them!
                                                                        That came out when I was still with MCA records doing promo / marketing a zillion years ago.
                                                                        Pow...played on air pretty much right out of the gate.


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                                                                        • BlackCrayon
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                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 19634

                                                                          #37
                                                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                          • dyna mo
                                                                            just a fucking jerk
                                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                                            • 68184

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                            The Safety Dance!



                                                                            Men Without Hats is coming to play here locally in August and I am SOOOO going to see them!
                                                                            Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                                                                            I like the song. I thought one of them died recently? I might be making that up.
                                                                            Originally posted by fitzmulti
                                                                            That came out when I was still with MCA records doing promo / marketing a zillion years ago.
                                                                            Pow...played on air pretty much right out of the gate.
                                                                            i have to say,imothis is the most craptastic song so far in this thread

                                                                            although, i usually listen to the extended version!

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                                                                            • PR_Glen
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                                                                              • Oct 2006
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                                                                              #39


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                                                                              • pgmorin
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                                                                                • May 2012
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Arg! this topic is killing my productivity and I have 60 pictures to edit.
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                                                                                • Elli
                                                                                  Reach for those stars!
                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 17991

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  No Macarena? Thong Song?

                                                                                  Fish heads was a high school favourite of mine. I wouldn't call it craptastic, just funny. But I'm weird..
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                                                                                  • dyna mo
                                                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                                                    • 68184

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    oh yah, the macarena huh, lol, i don't rmember the thong song though??

                                                                                    what about that lounge singer that does those cheesy covers of rock songs? he's pretty craptastic but i can't remember his name either!

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                                                                                    • SCSI Joe
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                                                                                      • May 2013
                                                                                      • 47

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Samwell "What What (in the butt)"

                                                                                      Very annoying.
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                                                                                      • 2MuchMark
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                                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                                        • 50988

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Tofu
                                                                                        I have to vote, Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes.
                                                                                        Pure genius.


                                                                                        (you may want to scrub through it. the actual song doesn't start until 2:18)

                                                                                        .

                                                                                        Watch carefully and you'll see Bill Paxton. Really.

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                                                                                        • SCSI Joe
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                                                                                          • May 2013
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                          oh yah, the macarena huh, lol, i don't rmember the thong song though??

                                                                                          what about that lounge singer that does those cheesy covers of rock songs? he's pretty craptastic but i can't remember his name either!
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                                                                                          • 2MuchMark
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                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 50988

                                                                                            #46



                                                                                            Bahahahaha

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                                                                                            • Grapesoda
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                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 46238

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              anything by kenya

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                                                                                              • tfs
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Good to see that GFY is all about the business! Ack ack a Dack! So many years, so many "Why the FUCK do I waste my time coming back here?" moments?

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                                                                                                • bangeduppeaches
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                                                                                                  • May 2013
                                                                                                  • 46

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Tofu
                                                                                                  I have to vote, Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes.
                                                                                                  Pure genius.


                                                                                                  (you may want to scrub through it. the actual song doesn't start until 2:18)

                                                                                                  .
                                                                                                  Some serious nostalgia here..I'll throw this one into the mix:



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                                                                                                  • Tofu
                                                                                                    The Video Specialist
                                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                                    • 5615

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by MarkPrince


                                                                                                    Bahahahaha

                                                                                                    Holy shit! That was the funniest video I've seen, all day!
                                                                                                    The choreography is the best part. I'm stealing those moves!

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