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Paul Markham · 10-26-2012, 02:20 AM

I have had enough of you so

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A member of our staff opened ticket #162028. Please review it and reply as soon as possible. Listed below are the details of this Ticket. Please make sure the Ticket ID remains in the subject at all times.

Ticket ID: #162028
Subject: Document rejected: form.jpg; Account = @hotmail.com (paul markham)
Message: [email protected]
Mr. Paul Markham,

We kindly ask you to download again the Card Authorization Form from My Account >> Profile Settings >>Credit Cards >>Sign Authorization, sign the form, fill your name using a blue pen (not a black one) and send us a color scan/photo of the document.

Do not hesitate to contact us should you need additional information.

Best regards!

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Sincerely,
Paxum Inc.

I've had enough of your fucking around.

B.Barnato · 10-26-2012, 02:27 AM

You probably used a black pen.

Matyko · 10-26-2012, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I have had enough of you so

I've had enough of your fucking around.

Paul they are TROLLING YOU HARD~!!!

Paul Markham · 10-26-2012, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko

Paul they are TROLLING YOU HARD~!!!

If they can't read this, they are not going to get any of my money.

What kind of business are they running?

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato

You probably used a black pen.

So I'm not the only one to get this moronic shit. It's fucking stupid. A document can't be forged with a blue pen?

DamianJ · 10-26-2012, 03:01 AM

This is hilarious. Paul has insufficient funds on his card to top up his paxum so had to verify himself to them. And he can't follow their very simple instructions so gets annoyed and tells them to fuck off on a board.

Wow.

What a joke!

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary"

Paxum are great! Markham can't follow instructions...

Penny24Seven · 10-26-2012, 03:24 AM

It says blue. You think you are above the rules? Do you think there is more to it then reading it? They want it in BLUE and in COLOR for a reason. Not just to read it. Go outside on a nice day and look at the sky, now find a pen that is close to that color and try again.

mchacal · 10-28-2012, 12:29 AM

Is it too hard to use a blue pen? I went through that last week and had no problems.

Paul Markham · 10-28-2012, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by mchacal

Is it too hard to use a blue pen? I went through that last week and had no problems.

No it's just all the bloody hoops I've been jumping through to use their system ad getting very pissed off with them.

The Blue pen seems nonsensical and just another stupid hoop, WHY does it have to be blue?

I just used it to take some money, so now I will see if I can transfer it.

CaptainHowdy · 10-28-2012, 05:52 AM

lucas131 · 10-28-2012, 05:58 AM

blue pen, not the black one, that sounds racist

Paul Markham · 10-28-2012, 07:01 AM

I can accept and transfer money. So time to add this as a payment option.

MrBottomTooth · 10-28-2012, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

If they can't read this, they are not going to get any of my money.

What kind of business are they running?

So I'm not the only one to get this moronic shit. It's fucking stupid. A document can't be forged with a blue pen?

It's to distinguish it from a photocopy. They want to make sure you are scanning the original document.

enovator · 10-28-2012, 07:42 AM

why don't you get a blue pen instead of wasting our precious time?

Paul Markham · 10-28-2012, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

It's to distinguish it from a photocopy. They want to make sure you are scanning the original document.

Of course you are joking. Colour photocopiers were invented 30 years ago.

Phoenix · 10-28-2012, 08:25 AM

no one is above the rules?

Chris · 10-28-2012, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No it's just all the bloody hoops I've been jumping through to use their system ad getting very pissed off with them.

The Blue pen seems nonsensical and just another stupid hoop, WHY does it have to be blue?

I just used it to take some money, so now I will see if I can transfer it.

Paul ,
what hoops are you talking about? If you want I can explain right here on gfy what the issue was with your original attempt at adding a credit card or you can email me and ill be more than happy to explain it to you.

Let me know what you want me to do :-)

Paul Markham · 10-28-2012, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

no one is above the rules?

Tell that to DamianJ

Chris I told them here, just submitted a blue signed one.

Zoxxa · 10-28-2012, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Tell that to DamianJ

Chris I told them here, just submitted a blue signed one.

Although I don't imagine you could cause any damage to anyone else if you tried your hardest. You should still apologize to Paxum for this stupid ass thread.

MrBottomTooth · 10-28-2012, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Of course you are joking. Colour photocopiers were invented 30 years ago.

I didnt say it was a foolproof security lock. Just one more step to help, since the majority of places still use B&W copiers since colour is way too expensive when dealing with photocopying massive amounts of documents.

What other reason do you think they do it for, if not another security or legal measure? Do you think they demanded blue ink just to get you riled up enough to make another stupid post?

Chris · 10-28-2012, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Tell that to DamianJ

Chris I told them here, just submitted a blue signed one.

we have your form now and will have it looked at as soon as possible

shake · 10-28-2012, 09:21 AM

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Tjeezers · 10-28-2012, 09:24 AM

This should be posted in your own forum right?

helterskelter808 · 10-28-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

What kind of business are they running?

Penis pills, isn't it?

10-26-2012, 03:24 AM	#6
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10-28-2012, 12:29 AM	#7
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10-28-2012, 07:01 AM	#11
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10-28-2012, 08:25 AM	#15
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10-26-2012, 02:27 AM	#2
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10-26-2012, 03:01 AM	#5
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	This is hilarious. Paul has insufficient funds on his card to top up his paxum so had to verify himself to them. And he can't follow their very simple instructions so gets annoyed and tells them to fuck off on a board. Wow. What a joke! "I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary" Paxum are great! Markham can't follow instructions...

10-28-2012, 05:58 AM	#10
lucas131 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 11,475	blue pen, not the black one, that sounds racist

10-28-2012, 07:42 AM	#13
enovator Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 178	why don't you get a blue pen instead of wasting our precious time?

10-28-2012, 09:21 AM	#21
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