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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Imaginary Friends
Do you have any imaginary friends? If so, what are they called?
Mine is called David |
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working on my tan
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You can imagine I'm your friend.
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Likes Pie
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I had one, when I was 6. Actually they were two horses - at least my mom told me we always had to take the stairs cause they wouldn't fit in the elevator.
How old are you again? |
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Junior Achiever
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I had one but he died in a jet ski accident.
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FOR HIRE: AFF Manager
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yes, since many years ago
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BACON BACON BACON
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I did when i was a kid. His name was EA..pronounced E-uh
my oldest son is not three yet, he has imaginary friends named Michael and Maya..lol |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Thank you. You can come to a tea party with David later on
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Femcams.com
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i got one its sucks me off every night
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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David used to try and do that... But we came to an arrangement...
He now knows that rimming my ass is the only acceptable option... ![]() |
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i have a few, but they visit only after i'm stoned or drunk.... I'll ask them to update this thread the next time they show up....
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one sick puppy
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You poor misguided souls...
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So Fucking What
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i have 1000's semi / imaginary . only a few real imaginary and then theres god and jesus, satan and their helpers ( probably in the 100's ) ... they come and go. santa claus, the great elf and dead folks that just use me for sex
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Liv Benson to You, Bitch
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There used to be a guy from Holland who had entire imaginary company made up. Not just friends.
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Femcams.com
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Even thow i know that's a lie im still giggling like a little girl
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lol..........
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No
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I used to have one named God. I grew out of him when I was 19.
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Work Work Work
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i have one he likes poo.
his name is CurrentlySober .
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Yep. His name is Hector Von Chester.
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Do you guys roll in imagenary POO!!!
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LOL @ 'imagenary'... We use the real deal
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Webmaster
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........ They are all on yahoo
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I only have an imaginary employment ...
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see you later, I'm gone
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I can't afford an imaginary friend so I have to settle for real ones
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I sometimes wonder if the Soze philosophy wouldn't be better?
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Yes i do. And let me tell you. She is HAWT!
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u drunk again ?
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