Kid claims ?fish accidentally slipped in to my penis? whilst cleaning aquarium

[The Duck]

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish "slipped" into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

"While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.

Source: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/ep..._clean_you.php

What was he doing anyway? How could it possibly have ended up where it did?

[seeandsee]

he wanted to put fish there and spill it out like a gun, what else

[WebCashMaker]

That is called "waxing" !

It is fun !

[seeme]

What was he doing anyway? How could it possibly have ended up where it did?

Damn some people have a freaky fetish, I don't see any of this on the tubes yet

[The Duck]

Damn some people have a freaky fetish, I don't see any of this on the tubes yet

Reminds me of the old Japanese fish in ass video.

[TorchWood]

Wait...ok, that explains the fish in the penis, what about the turtle up the butt?? :P

[brassmonkey]

fish dicks that was a south park episode

[L-Pink]

This is why I don't fish anymore.

[u-Bob]

[calvinawe]

normal in japan
i guess

[brassmonkey]

[The Sultan Of Smut]

"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

[Barry-xlovecam]

fishlove.com

[12clicks]

reminds me of the time I accidently sat on a baseball bat while cleaning house naked.

[JFK]

reminds me of the time I accidently sat on a baseball bat while cleaning house naked.

[tommy5tone]

I just wasted about 5 minutes trying to figure out how this is even possible. Haha

[Sly]

I just wasted about 5 minutes trying to figure out how this is even possible. Haha

I just got home from buying a goldfish. Be back in 20 minutes with an update.

[adultchatpay]

Lesson learned, never toy with a fish! Hahah

[Chosen]

[JamesGw]

I don't know how that could be pleasant.

[The Duck]

Accidentally on purpose?

[BIGTYMER]

Try that with my Pacu and you'll lose your dick.

I'm scared to even stick my finger in its tank... Its mean as hell.

[Jon Oso]

On purpose when it went in.... Accident when it wouldn't come back out.

I still can't figure out how one puts a fish up their dick.

[Zoxxa]

[Mr Pheer]

So thats where the fishy smell comes from

[GatorB]

reminds me of the time I accidently sat on a baseball bat while cleaning house naked.

I'm sure you then called Stickyfingers, The Demon and Vendzilla over so all of you could take turns accidently sitting on that bat while watching Fox News and pretending it was Sean Hanity's cock.

[My Pimp]

What was he doing anyway? How could it possibly have ended up where it did?

May be the boy lies.

[PornStarToys]

I tried this with my baby pufferfish but it inflated and now I have a balloon dick

[ottopottomouse]

[Double trouble]

[BittieBucks Eric]

So thats where the fishy smell comes from

I think Eve never ate the forbidden fruit. I bet you she fishbanged herself which caused them to be thrown out of paradise.
The fishy pussy smell is the original sin.

But...that wouldn't look to good in a book now would it?

[The Duck]

[Scott McD]

Oh my............

[czarina]

while they're at it, they should check his ass for fish as well

[blackmonsters]

There is actually a fish that will swim up the penis, The Candiru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI

[96ukssob]

ugg

I heard about people that go into some of these shitty rivers that they get these spiked fish that swim up their pee holes. OUCH!

[digitaldivas]

fish + sex = gross imho

[12clicks]

I'm sure you then called Stickyfingers, The Demon and Vendzilla over so all of you could take turns accidently sitting on that bat while watching Fox News and pretending it was Sean Hanity's cock.

is it the size of your welfare check that makes you so bitter?

[marlboroack]

Ever heard of a Candiru fish? If you like this story maybe you would want to buy some actual penis dwelling fish i have preserved in a jar of rubbing alcohol. E-mail me if your interested

[The Duck]

There is actually a fish that will swim up the penis, The Candiru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI

AHA, finally a reason to have a tiny pee-hole, this fucker won't be able to swim into it. I am happy now... *shoots self in face*

[PromoterX]

That pussy looks nasty enough that the fish probably makes it smell better.

[mikesouth]

There is actually a fish that will swim up the penis, The Candiru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI

Im calling BULLSHIT same as the "Shark Week" sensationalism

from the straight dope

Are stories about the candirú true? Although many mentions of the candirú can be found online and in popular books and magazines, scientific accounts of the fish and its unfortunate habits are old and suspiciously few. Most of what we know comes from the 1930 book The Candirú by Dr. Eugene W. Gudger of the American Museum of Natural History, plus a couple additional articles published in the '40s. All sources insist that the incredible story is true, but for evidence they rely mostly on vague second- or thirdhand reports from missionaries, doctors, natives, and the like.

[ManPuppy]

I feel a new niche site coming on...

[DBS.US]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
Historical accounts
The earliest published report on this candiru attacking human hosts comes from German biologist C. F. P. von Martius in 1829, who never actually observed it, but rather was told about it by the native people of the area, including that men would tie a ligature around their penis while going into the river to prevent this from happening. Other sources also suggest that other tribes in the area used various forms of protective coverings for their genitals while bathing, though it was also suggested that these were to prevent bites from piranha. Martius also speculated that the fish were attracted by the "odor" of urine.[7] Later experimental evidence showed this to be false, as the fish actually hunt by sight and have no attraction to urine at all.[8]

[HomerSimpson]

is that's plenty of fish or what

[blackmonsters]

Im calling BULLSHIT same as the "Shark Week" sensationalism

from the straight dope

Are stories about the candirú true? Although many mentions of the candirú can be found online and in popular books and magazines, scientific accounts of the fish and its unfortunate habits are old and suspiciously few. Most of what we know comes from the 1930 book The Candirú by Dr. Eugene W. Gudger of the American Museum of Natural History, plus a couple additional articles published in the '40s. All sources insist that the incredible story is true, but for evidence they rely mostly on vague second- or thirdhand reports from missionaries, doctors, natives, and the like.

Don't call bullshit; call the airline and then go there and stick your dick in the water.

Be another uppity fool who think natives are idiots.

Go right ahead.

[thickcash_amo]

Whats with the man hands and asshole dingle berry??

[JenniDahling]

I just wasted about 5 minutes trying to figure out how this is even possible. Haha

Did you try it yourself?