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Agent 488 · 05-07-2011, 09:42 PM

"He told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers said. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."

When police entered the house they found fresh blood near the front door of the bedroom and in Thompson's bedroom to the right of the front door. Inside the bedroom police found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to the complaint. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.

Agent 488 · 05-07-2011, 09:47 PM

Trooper: Man On Bath Salts Leads Authorities On Multi-County Chase

http://www.wcti12.com/news/27815532/detail.html

Police: Man snorted bath salts, said he was on 'a mission from God'

http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/p...7304cf275.html

Bath salt drugs found on man in murder-suicide

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...6c4760cdde0287

sponsorpimp · 05-07-2011, 09:48 PM

One born every day

ottopottomouse · 05-07-2011, 09:59 PM

Mephedrone - not actual bath salts before anybody rushes out to the shops...

Jakez · 05-07-2011, 09:59 PM

Shit, you can get high on anything lol.

Agent 488 · 05-07-2011, 10:03 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone

Several cities and states have passed legislation to specifically list mephedrone as illegal, but in most areas it is legal, so long as it is not sold for human consumption and therefore retailers describe it as 'bath salts'.

shade001 · 05-07-2011, 10:17 PM

So did he fuck the goat or just kill it?

Agent 488 · 05-07-2011, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

Trooper: Man On Bath Salts Leads Authorities On Multi-County Chase

http://www.wcti12.com/news/27815532/detail.html

Burbage was tasered on the scene and the ambulance carrying him to the hospital had to pull over because he remained combative, Clifton said.

marcop · 05-07-2011, 10:20 PM

I've been laughing for at least five minutes. I'm nominating this as the funniest GFY thread this year... so far.

19teenporn · 05-07-2011, 10:59 PM

Well, that is a sick mofo!

PornMD · 05-07-2011, 11:16 PM

Looks like a real winner.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-08-2011, 12:13 AM

I love this reporting:

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West Virginia police have arrested a 19-year-old South Charleston, W.Va., man accused of kidnapping, sexually assaulting and slaying a young pygmy goat while wearing nothing but women's undergarments.

"This case is extremely bizarre," said Lt. Sean Crosier, of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Office. "It is unlawful to mistreat an animal in a cruel manner, and I certainly think it is very cruel for a human to have sexual relations of any kind with an animal."

According to police, this is how the story unfolded:

Lisa Powers told investigators that at around 3:15 a.m. Monday, a neighbor called her nephew and said that Bailey -- a female goat she had recently purchased for her 4-year-old grandson -- had been spotted inside her neighbor Mark Thompson's house.

"They told him that my goat was wandering around in Mark's house," Powers told The Charleston Gazette.

Powers' nephew and two friends then went to Thompson's house. When they were unable to locate the goat inside the home, they knocked on his bedroom door.

"He told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers told the Gazette. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down ... and there was blood everywhere."

Thompson allegedly ran out of the house and into a nearby wooded area.

When police arrived on the scene, they were startled by the bloody crime scene they found, Crosier said. According to the criminal complaint, Bailey was lying dead in a pool of blood on the floor. The small animal, clad in only a pink collar, had blood oozing from a wound to her neck. A pornographic magazine photo lay nearby.

According to Crosier, Thompson allegedly "performed some sexual acts on the goat and also killed the goat."

While authorities investigated the crime scene, Thompson, who was "half naked, wearing female panties and a bra," came out of the woods and turned himself into police, Crosier added.

Thompson allegedly told police he was high on a dangerous new recreational drug intentionally mislabeled as "bath salts," which reportedly has effects similar to methamphetamine and cocaine.

"The argument of bath salts is just an excuse," Crosier said. "There had to be an underlying desire there somewhere, and maybe the bath salts decreased the inhibitions enough to make it happen, but the bath salts is a cop out."

Thompson has been charged with one count of animal cruelty. Additional charges may be forthcoming, pending the results of a necropsy that is being conducted by a local veterinarian.

In the meantime, Crosier said he would like it to be clear that the crime of bestiality occurs everywhere and not just in his state.

"Many people might think that it is common to West Virginia," the lieutenant said, "[But] it is common to every state in the Union."

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Wilsy · 05-08-2011, 12:37 AM

Ha ha the last part of the report is great. Mephadrone used to be sold here as plant food but it was recently made illegal to sell or own and has been blamed for a few deaths..

Agent 488 · 05-08-2011, 08:13 AM

http://www.legalsalts.com/

John-ACWM · 05-08-2011, 09:29 AM

It's a big world.

brassmonkey · 05-08-2011, 09:42 AM

hangover 3 : dude fucked my goat??

uno · 05-08-2011, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Mephedrone - not actual bath salts before anybody rushes out to the shops...

Yeah i believe there are currently several designer chemical variants being sold as "bath salts" which are, at least in the states, quasi-legal. Really they should be illegal as they fall under analog laws.

hollywoodskincompany · 05-08-2011, 02:06 PM

Is he wearing a bikini?

brassmonkey · 05-08-2011, 02:12 PM

go figure he's from virginia. raped and murdered his ex girlfriend(the goat)

L-Pink · 05-08-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Mephedrone - not actual bath salts before anybody rushes out to the shops...

Thanks, almost wasted some gas money.

TangibleAsset · 05-08-2011, 04:01 PM

Was he high on mephedrone or methalone? They're both sold as bath salts.

tabasco · 05-08-2011, 05:13 PM

The headline on an Australian news site was a beauty - "Man high on bath salts arrested in bra and panties accused of stabbing goat"... you don't see that everyday.

chronig · 05-08-2011, 05:16 PM

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Dead · 05-08-2011, 06:17 PM

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go figure he's from virginia. raped and murdered his ex girlfriend(the goat)

Coming from an orangutan living in the O's vag.......

But yea, that story is fucked from the word go! And it was West Virginia.

L-Pink · 05-08-2011, 11:03 PM

Bump! Bump! Just got back from "Bed Bath and Beyond" Party time!

papill0n · 05-08-2011, 11:23 PM

looking at those sores i'd say their was plenty of meth involved too

hdkiller · 05-09-2011, 03:09 AM

Probably a kind of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimulant_psychosis

Emil · 05-09-2011, 03:13 AM

Heh, I like the term "bath salts".

Some of those research chemicals are extremely strong... Me and a friend tried 10 mg of some legal shit a couple of years ago. It keept me wake for 36 hours and I felt great..

Coup · 05-09-2011, 03:43 AM

Sounds like some good shit. heh

Coup · 05-09-2011, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

looking at those sores i'd say their was plenty of meth involved too

Some of those "Bath salts" are very similar drugs to meth

GatorB · 05-09-2011, 04:33 AM

Just shoot these assholes in the head and get it over with. Same with the methheads. Total losers won't do anything good for society but be a burden. Not cure for these fucktards. Do them and everyone a favor, bullet to the brain.

Spudstr · 05-09-2011, 07:21 AM

They actually made bath salts illegal here in va. you can't buy them anywhere

Agent 488 · 05-09-2011, 09:10 AM

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http://www.legalsalts.com/affiliateInfo.asp

signing up.

Agent 488 · 05-09-2011, 03:09 PM

Man high on bath salts attacks elderly woman

http://www.whptv.com/news/local/stor...LukCSY8Ww.cspx

Man high on bath salts fires gun out bedroom window

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/m...,1214280.story

uno · 05-09-2011, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

Heh, I like the term "bath salts".

Some of those research chemicals are extremely strong... Me and a friend tried 10 mg of some legal shit a couple of years ago. It keept me wake for 36 hours and I felt great..

only 10mg? sounds like 5meo amt.

MaDalton · 05-09-2011, 03:13 PM

what is wrong with people...

CyberHustler · 05-09-2011, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by chronig

http://www.legalsalts.com/affiliateInfo.asp

brassmonkey · 05-09-2011, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

Man high on bath salts attacks elderly woman

http://www.whptv.com/news/local/stor...LukCSY8Ww.cspx

Man high on bath salts fires gun out bedroom window

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/m...,1214280.story

i have to try this stuff

thickcash_amo · 05-09-2011, 03:48 PM

Hahaha what the hell is the lure with goats?!? The front page of a local news paper (the tbt) had the headlines ‘BAAA’ REALLY DOES MEAN ‘NO’ IN FLORIDA with a picture of a goat!

Gimped · 05-09-2011, 03:57 PM

Unbelievable how stupid some people are lol, let's sniff some bath salts and see what happends... lol right, id like to meet the bright crayon out of the box that thought of that one.

L-Pink · 05-09-2011, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

Hahaha what the hell is the lure with goats?!? The front page of a local news paper (the tbt) had the headlines ‘BAAA’ REALLY DOES MEAN ‘NO’ IN FLORIDA with a picture of a goat!

The key word there is "Florida" ........ You gotta live here to understand.

.

Agent 488 · 05-10-2011, 09:28 PM

Man charged with firing gun while high on bath salts

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/m...0,357674.story

A 25-year-old Bethlehem man told police he was high on bath salts and thought people were spying on him having sex with his girlfriend when he fired a gun out his bedroom window last weekend near Lehigh University, according to court documents.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat "He told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers said. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene." When police entered the house they found fresh blood near the front door of the bedroom and in Thompson's bedroom to the right of the front door. Inside the bedroom police found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to the complaint. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	Trooper: Man On Bath Salts Leads Authorities On Multi-County Chase http://www.wcti12.com/news/27815532/detail.html Police: Man snorted bath salts, said he was on 'a mission from God' http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/p...7304cf275.html Bath salt drugs found on man in murder-suicide http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...6c4760cdde0287

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone Several cities and states have passed legislation to specifically list mephedrone as illegal, but in most areas it is legal, so long as it is not sold for human consumption and therefore retailers describe it as 'bath salts'.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	Man charged with firing gun while high on bath salts http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/m...0,357674.story A 25-year-old Bethlehem man told police he was high on bath salts and thought people were spying on him having sex with his girlfriend when he fired a gun out his bedroom window last weekend near Lehigh University, according to court documents.

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