FUCK. I have been dreading this day for 12 years now. (MOVIES)

[Choker]

Punk ass boys constantly calling MY 12 year old daughters 24/7. CALLING MY BABIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let these movie clips be a warning to all the punk ass boys that think they have a chance of dating MY BABIES.


My baby Jackie will waste your ass without hesitation

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jackiemg1.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jackiemg2.asf

[Harmon]

Bad ass weapons man

[KMR Stitch]

So she dosn't want to go out?

[Xenophage]

k thats scary


choker and guns

[Xenophage]

hahah holy fuck..


your nuts man

whast the second weapon. semi automatic or full.

did not know floridians were into guns.

[Choker]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
So she dosn't want to go out?

Doesn't matter what she wants. LOL

[KMR Stitch]

What range was that at?

I want to go shoot some autos today..


Acutual I am, Paintball outing today at Orlandopaintball


Bring your own paint night

-=)

[Choker]

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
hahah holy fuck..


your nuts man

whast the second weapon. semi automatic or full.

did not know floridians were into guns.

It's full automatic. Wasn't cheap. LOL

[Kassidy]

My daughter is six and already thinks boys are pretty neat...I feel your pain. Looks like you have it well under control though

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Choker
It's full automatic. Wasn't cheap. LOL

If she thinks "brass" is a bullet that hit her.. she is going to have something else coming :-x

[brizzad]

bad ass

[pornguy]

Cute kid there choker.

And good deal teaching her to shoot.

The way this world is going, she will need to know how, by the time she is 18.

[Choker]

My other BABY is not as aggressive as her sister though

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jessmg1.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jessg1.asf

[xlogger]

adopt me!!!

[LeeNoga]

Hate to see what you think of when she says she is getting married :-))

[Choker]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
What range was that at?

I want to go shoot some autos today..


Acutual I am, Paintball outing today at Orlandopaintball


Bring your own paint night

-=)

That's the range at Oakridge. BTW they just opened a new paintball court 1/2 mile from my house. It's on Hoffner between 436 and Conway

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Just say no to kids. No kids, no worries.

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Choker
That's the range at Oakridge. BTW they just opened a new paintball court 1/2 mile from my house. It's on Hoffner between 436 and Conway

Yeah a few opend up..


Epik Paintball, Extreme Rage


I spent 1,000.00 on paintball gear this month alone lol.

[Rinaldo]

lol that's awesoem

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Hate to see what you think of when she says she is getting married :-))

Forget shotgun wedding

Choker is going to have MP5, Hk5k's, Hell even a m16 203 wedding.

[JUSTB]

That's awesome!!!

You should come meet us at Teneroc in Lakeland sometime. I think it's halfway between Orlando and Tampa. It's a really nice outdoor range. We can bring the AR-15.

[Choker]

Originally posted by pornguy
Cute kid there choker.

And good deal teaching her to shoot.

The way this world is going, she will need to know how, by the time she is 18.

Yeah it's a lot of fun. The machine gun is hard to control, but Jackie has pretty much mastered a 380. Almost time to move her up to a 9mm, then a 45

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jackieg1.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jackieg2.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jackieg3.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jackieg4.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/jackieg5.asf

[maxjohan]

Wow nice, that last one is made for CJ.

They arent fully nude I hope

[Choker]

Originally posted by JUSTB
That's awesome!!!

You should come meet us at Teneroc in Lakeland sometime. I think it's halfway between Orlando and Tampa. It's a really nice outdoor range. We can bring the AR-15.

OMG, I sure didn't take you for the Soldier of Fortune type. Yeah we may have to do that someday.

[BlingDaddy]

Originally posted by Choker
OMG, I sure didn't take you for the Soldier of Fortune type. Yeah we may have to do that someday.

Choker, I only have 1. He's a boy, and under 2. I think I'll have my hands full in about 10 years. Nice arsenal!

[JUSTB]

Originally posted by Choker
OMG, I sure didn't take you for the Soldier of Fortune type. Yeah we may have to do that someday.

My husband was a Marine and my Father owned a gun and hunting supply store when i was growing up.

[Choker]

Last but not least is my fat ass. Listen to the commentary CAREFULLY LOL

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/tommg1.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/tommg2.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/tommg3.asf

[Morgan]

That your MP5?

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Choker
Last but not least is my fat ass. Listen to the commentary CAREFULLY LOL

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/tommg1.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/tommg2.asf

http://jackiechapman.com/cut/tommg3.asf

LOL You missed 1/2 the shots!!!! lol

[Choker]

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
That your MP5?

Still waiting on the sherrif to come out make sure I have a gun safe, DC to do their background check, etc. Takes forever to complete the purchase of a automatic

[TheSenator]

I am teaching my daughter Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

I wish I could own a gun in New Jersey but they don't give licenses to Latin and Afican American people.

[kmanrox]

sorry, i'll stop calling









J/K man!!!!!!

[Choker]

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
LOL You missed 1/2 the shots!!!! lol

LOL, only need half of the rounds to hit the target. The AK47 is a lot worse. Even though it's not fully automatic, I still miss 3 out of 5 rounds. But it does have a much stronger punch.

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Choker
LOL, only need half of the rounds to hit the target. The AK47 is a lot worse. Even though it's not fully automatic, I still miss 3 out of 5 rounds. But it does have a much stronger punch.

AS LONG as the first shot is a kill shot it's all over anyways ;-)

[SleazyDream]

wow - cute - another 6 years and she could be a porn star

[Jason]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
wow - cute - another 6 years and she could be a porn star

[Thumbking]

Haha thats awesome choker!

your daughter in the black shirt looks like she enjoys it, not so sure about the on in the blue shirt though, she was just holding the gun like, "do i really have to hold this" and the other was posing with it. :D

great stuff.

[mahoney]

nice

[Choker]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
wow - cute - another 6 years and she could be a porn star

That was really uncalled for you fat ass piece of shit. You will regret that comment. Watch

[hova]

damn! thats awesome and crazy at the same time

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Choker
That was really uncalled for you fat ass piece of shit. You will regret that comment. Watch

Drama time =)

[plyndrty]

My wife sent me this Choker, pretty funny...

>*DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING* [Guys take note.]
>
>Rule One:
>If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
>package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

>Rule Two:
>You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so
long
>as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your
eyes
>or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

>Rule Three:
>I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to
>wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their
>hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your
>friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded
>about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the
>door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I
>will not object. However,
in
>order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the
>course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun
>and
fasten
>your trousers securely in place to your waist.

>Rule Four:
>I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing
>a Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it
>comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

>Rule Five:
>It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each
>other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the
>day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is
>an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my
>house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is:
"early"

>Rule Six:
>I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to
>date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my
>daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl you
>will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with
you.
>If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

>Rule Seven:
>As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear,
>and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to
>be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is
>putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the
>Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do
>something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

>Rule Eight:
>The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
>Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden
stool. Places
>where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands,
>or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to
introduce
>my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything
>other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to
>her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be
>avoided;
movies
>which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks
>homes are better.

>Rule Nine:
>Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,
>middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter,
>I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you
>where you
are
going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun,a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

>Rule Ten:
>Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the
>sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over

>a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the
>voices
in
>my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring
>my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should
>exit the
car with both
hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a
>clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early,
>then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The
>camouflaged face at the window is mine.

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
wow - cute - another 6 years and she could be a porn star

idiot

[Choker]

Originally posted by Thumbking
Haha thats awesome choker!

your daughter in the black shirt looks like she enjoys it, not so sure about the on in the blue shirt though, she was just holding the gun like, "do i really have to hold this" and the other was posing with it. :D

great stuff.

Yeah Jessie is the shy one. She's more into jewelry and those fucking "Coach" brand purses. She likes riding our go karts a lot. We set up trashcans on the street and run full speed into them. She like that kind of thrill. LOL

[Choker]

Originally posted by plyndrty
My wife sent me this Choker, pretty funny...

>*DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING* [Guys take note.]
>
>Rule One:
>If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
>package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

>Rule Two:
>You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so
long
>as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your
eyes
>or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

>Rule Three:
>I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to
>wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their
>hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your
>friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded
>about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the
>door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I
>will not object. However,
in
>order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the
>course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun
>and
fasten
>your trousers securely in place to your waist.

>Rule Four:
>I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing
>a Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it
>comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

>Rule Five:
>It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each
>other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the
>day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is
>an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my
>house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is:
"early"

>Rule Six:
>I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to
>date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my
>daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl you
>will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with
you.
>If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

>Rule Seven:
>As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear,
>and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to
>be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is
>putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the
>Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do
>something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

>Rule Eight:
>The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
>Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden
stool. Places
>where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands,
>or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to
introduce
>my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything
>other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to
>her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be
>avoided;
movies
>which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks
>homes are better.

>Rule Nine:
>Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,
>middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter,
>I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you
>where you
are
going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun,a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

>Rule Ten:
>Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the
>sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over

>a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the
>voices
in
>my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring
>my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should
>exit the
car with both
hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a
>clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early,
>then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The
>camouflaged face at the window is mine.

That is funny as hell. Mind if I use it?

[plyndrty]

Originally posted by Choker
That is funny as hell. Mind if I use it?

Go ahead. It's not mine in the fist place. Just one of those joke e-mails that my wife and friends send to me every now and then

[jennym]

I sooo feel your pain. Our girls are 10 and 13. I think I will lock them in the basement for the next 10 or 20 years.

[KingAsher]

Bad ass gun man, looks like it almost took your daughters arm off.

[Thumbking]

Originally posted by Choker
Yeah Jessie is the shy one. She's more into jewelry and those fucking "Coach" brand purses. She likes riding our go karts a lot. We set up trashcans on the street and run full speed into them. She like that kind of thrill. LOL

haha really! thats cool, i wish i had some go karts, let alone to run them into trash cans hehe, i hope you use the really cheap tin ones so that they get destroyed (plus wn't hurt much) and look smashed up :D

jeez, yeah like someone else said. ADOPT ME adopt me! ;)

I liked that list too plyndrty, cute.

[Choker]

Originally posted by jennym
I sooo feel your pain. Our girls are 10 and 13. I think I will lock them in the basement for the next 10 or 20 years.

No basements here in Florida though