My Girlfriend's first try

[Donny]

My girlfriend assists me when I shoot photos. Naturally, she also poses for me. She asked if she could start a site of her own and wanted to do all the HTML herself. She has ZERO experience with HTML. I got her a copy of Frontpage and let her go to work. I'm pretty proud of her first ever shot at web design:

http://www.cmenude.com/

(She's Sierra - Tiffany is my cousin and happens to be great friends with my girlfriend. My GF took all the photos of Tiffany).

I told her to design a gallery to submit to TGP's. Here's her very first gallery:

http://cmenude.com/galleries/

I think both of these are great for a first ever effort. She had ZERO help from me. I made her figure it all out on her own.

Honestly: what do you think?

[CharlieBrown]

i think you should help her a bit with the webdesign, since its a paysite

[Cohen]

I can se by the way the HTML is set up its NOT made with Frontpage as you claim = you are full of shit, trying to sell a site of as being your girlfriends

[RedShoe]

(*slams on breaks) SKRREEEEECCCHHH!!!

Your involved in doing adult websites with your cousin?
And why Frontpage? Have you no heart? Buy that poor girl dreamweaver.

[RedShoe]

Originally posted by Cohen
I can se by the way the HTML is set up its NOT made with Frontpage as you claim = you are full of shit, trying to sell a site of as being your girlfriends

Damn, only 52 posts into his GFY career and he's already being called a cheater. Nice find Cohen. (If it's true. My fucked up XP sometimes decides not to "view source codes")

[Cohen]

Originally posted by RedShoe


Damn, only 52 posts into his GFY career and he's already being called a cheater. Nice find Cohen. (If it's true. My fucked up XP sometimes decides not to "view source codes")

During the last 4+ years in this business (not alway as a webmaster) I have seen to many "my girlfriends first site" threads to count

[Donny]

I can se by the way the HTML is set up its NOT made with Frontpage as you claim = you are full of shit, trying to sell a site of as being your girlfriends

It IS INDEED made using Front Page. No, it's not a Front Page "Template" but it IS made in Front Page.

On some parts she used Arles Image Web Page Creator to create a gallery, and then changed things in Front Page.

[marzzo]

Can I come to your family reunion?

[Donny]

Your involved in doing adult websites with your cousin?

If you'd read for comprehension you'd notice I said my girlfriend and my cousin are friends and that the photos of my cousin were taken by my girlfriend. I'm from California, not Alabama.

[Sly_RJ]

There's no Front Page meta tag. Did FP stop using this?

[Cohen]

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


It IS INDEED made using Front Page. No, it's not a Front Page "Template" but it IS made in Front Page.

On some parts she used Arles Image Web Page Creator to create a gallery, and then changed things in Front Page.

Bullshit .

1 - Frontpage dont use that kind of spacing between tags. not even the old "express" version

2 - You are missing the standard "meta" tags to clasify the page. A beginner would never find out how to disable that kind of tags

Dont even want to discuss this crap. You just got exposed as a cheater, learn to live with it

[Stamm321]

How exactly do you first approach your cousin to do porn with your girlfriend? I mean, is it something you bring up at a family gathering - "Hey cousin, can you pass the thanksgiving dressing this way, and hey, while your at it, lemme get a spread shot?"

Not to rip on ya.. to each his own...but im wondering how the hell that started! I wouldnt have anything to do with my relatives in this biz...

btw.. not a bad design for a first timer - get her dreamweaver

[Cohen]

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
There's no Front Page meta tag. Did FP stop using this?

Index page starts with:

(meta http-equiv="Content-Language" content="en-us")
(body background="images/background7.jpg")


missing
html + head tags. NOT a frontpage design

[Donny]

There's no Front Page meta tag. Did FP stop using this?

No... but it can be removed.

Here's what she does:

1. Generate a gallery with Arles Image Web Page Creator
2. Copy the HTML
3. Hit CTRL+A on the "HTML" tab in front page
4. Hit CTLL+V to replace all HTML with that generated by Arles
5. Continue Editing

That's why there are no Front Page meta tags.

[Sly_RJ]

Originally posted by Cohen


Index page starts with:

[PHP]<meta http-equiv="Content-Language" content="en-us">
<body background="images/background7.jpg">PHP]


missing
html + head tags. NOT a frontpage design

I know. I was providing extra material for you to work with.

[JamesK]

heh

[RedShoe]

Originally posted by Stamm321
How exactly do you first approach your cousin to do porn with your girlfriend? I mean, is it something you bring up at a family gathering - "Hey cousin, can you pass the thanksgiving dressing this way, and hey, while your at it, lemme get a spread shot?"

Not to rip on ya.. to each his own...but im wondering how the hell that started! I wouldnt have anything to do with my relatives in this biz...

btw.. not a bad design for a first timer - get her dreamweaver

Exxxxactly. He defended himself like I called him inbred or something. I was just curious. Weather you're from Alabama, CA or some 3rd world country. Looking at nudies of your cousin has just got to be creepy. Nevermind the fact that his cousin and his girlfriend look like sisters. That (for me) would be even worse.

And you're right not bad for a first timer, but maybe it's not quite paysite material. HOWEVER, if it sales, it sales. Fuck it. Who cares how it looks as long as it sells. (My new hero BVF proves that point every day)

[cherrylula]

eww I hope to never see any of my cousins naked on the net...or any relative, yuck.

[Donny]

Cohen,

Let's use our brains here....

Why would I possibly lie on this board? If I was looking for sign ups I wouldn't come here. I'd be willing to be the posters on this board do not join sites other than their own. There is no affiliate program in place on cmenude.com . What do I have to gain?

Before calling me a cheater think, man. WHAT would I gain?

The site was made with Front Page and Arles Image Web Page Creator. Period. No arguments... end of discussion.

[Steve]

Originally posted by RedShoe


Damn, only 52 posts into his GFY career and he's already being called a cheater. Nice find Cohen. (If it's true. My fucked up XP sometimes decides not to "view source codes")

Tools-->Internet Options-->Delte Files-->Delete all offline content

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Tiffany is my cousin ...

and you are from where ??? Alabama, Arkansas ??

to each there own ... just stay the fukk away from MY cousins!

[Cohen]

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Cohen,

Let's use our brains here....

Why would I possibly lie on this board? If I was looking for sign ups I wouldn't come here. I'd be willing to be the posters on this board do not join sites other than their own. There is no affiliate program in place on cmenude.com . What do I have to gain?

Before calling me a cheater think, man. WHAT would I gain?

The site was made with Front Page and Arles Image Web Page Creator. Period. No arguments... end of discussion.

What to gain? dont know - but you just gained the brand "cheater" Maby you wanted us to use that gallery on our TGP's?

Frontpage would NEVER, no matter how, let you save a html document without the first tag being a (html) tag - PERIOD

Now you may gofuckyourself

[flashfreak]

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
that gallery is stolen, it was made by me for boldy - kimhollandcash.com ...

proof? check here:
http://www.wedesignxxx.com/kim/11/english/

more proof? WTF is with this code on "your" gallery:

onmouseover="window.status='http://www.kimholland.com/free-preview.html' ; return true" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true" href="http://www.kimholland.com/click.php?entrypage_id=9999&partner_id=17416r&nich e=3"

[Donny]

How exactly do you first approach your cousin to do porn with your girlfriend? I mean, is it something you bring up at a family gathering - "Hey cousin, can you pass the thanksgiving dressing this way, and hey, while your at it, lemme get a spread shot?"

If you must know: My cousin was involved in the adult industry long before I was. When she found out I was kicking ass as a content provider she decided she'd shoot content. I introduced her to some of my clients. She and my girlfriend became great friends and talk several times per day. My girlfriend told her that she wanted to start a pay site. My cousin asked if she could go in with her on it. Simple. My girlfriend shot a shit load of photos of my cousin.

Is it weird seeing them? No. I see naked girls every fucking day. That's my job. I've sold almost $300k worth of exclusive content this year. I've seen a lot of naked chicks.

[Cohen]

Originally posted by flashfreak
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
that gallery is stolen, it was made by me for boldy - kimhollandcash.com ...

proof? check here:
http://www.wedesignxxx.com/kim/11/english/

more proof? WTF is this with this code on "your" gallery:

onmouseover="window.status='http://www.kimholland.com/free-preview.html' ; return true" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true" href="http://www.kimholland.com/click.php?entrypage_id=9999&partner_id=17416r&nich e=3"

noooo .. because she/he made it herself with Frontpage

This get better and better

[Stamm321]

ok cool - was just curious ya know...

is it awkward being around her at family gatherings?

[RedShoe]

Originally posted by flashfreak
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
that gallery is stolen, it was made by me for boldy - kimhollandcash.com ...

proof? check here:
http://www.wedesignxxx.com/kim/11/english/

more proof? WTF is with this code on "your" gallery:

onmouseover="window.status='http://www.kimholland.com/free-preview.html' ; return true" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true" href="http://www.kimholland.com/click.php?entrypage_id=9999&partner_id=17416r&nich e=3"

heh, oooppss!!

[chodadog]

Nice catch flashfreak. Go fuck yourself Donny.

[RedShoe]

Originally posted by Steve


Tools-->Internet Options-->Delte Files-->Delete all offline content

Thanks Steve.
That helped. BUT I STILL HATE XP!

[Donny]

Flash,

When she asked what I'd recommend on creating her gallery I told her to find one she liked and copy it. Happens all the time and there's nothing wrong with it. She changed it quite a bit.

Looks like she likes your gallery. She copied the page and pasted it into Front Page, made changes, etc. Big deal.

[flashfreak]

Originally posted by RedShoe


Thanks Steve.
That helped. BUT I STILL HATE XP!

win2000 professional sp3 is da shit.

[Fletch XXX]

I could never take a picture like this of my cousin.

WHAT THE FUCK

<img src=http://cmenude.com/galleries/images/Sierra0030.JPG border="1">

Your cousin?

Wow

[babyhuey]

Hey Donovan, you may not know me but I see your sig has some big players, just wondering if all you do is content, and BTW who cares who made the page, I thought the girls were hot, isn't that the point of the gallery?? How can I meet them so they I can give them a few pointers heheheh

[Steve]

Originally posted by flashfreak

win2000 professional sp3 is da shit.

Is this a new version of win2000? I get all the M$ updates but my win2000 cache still clogs up all the fucking time.

[Cohen]

Originally posted by flashfreak

win2000 professional sp3 is da shit.

Im back on sp2. sp3 slowed my mashine down - dont know why and it added a few features I dident like (that shortcut above "windows update")

[marzzo]

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
When she asked what I'd recommend on creating her gallery I told her to find one she liked and copy it. Happens all the time and there's nothing wrong with it. She changed it quite a bit.

Looks like she likes your gallery. She copied the page and pasted it into Front Page, made changes, etc. Big deal.

cool

[Cohen]

Originally posted by Steve


Is this a new version of win2000? I get all the M$ updates but my win2000 cache still clogs up all the fucking time.

sp3 = ServicePack 3. Download it for free at microsoft.com (did i just put the words "free" and "microsoft" in the same line ? ) Its a package of updates and patched

[flashfreak]

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Flash,

When she asked what I'd recommend on creating her gallery I told her to find one she liked and copy it. Happens all the time and there's nothing wrong with it. She changed it quite a bit.

Looks like she likes your gallery. She copied the page and pasted it into Front Page, made changes, etc. Big deal.

I can't believe you're such a moron..
IT IS A BIG DEAL.
I had too many white nights to learn html, photoshop, flash and you're saying that stealing my work is not a big deal?
I ask you to put that gallery down now...

[RedShoe]

Originally posted by flashfreak

win2000 professional sp3 is da shit.

Dude, all my home PC's are Win2K pro.
Here at work we use XP (I have my win2K pro disk here) When no one is looking I'm going to dump these Operating Systems and go full 2kpro.

[Donny]

Fletch -

Read the name of that photo. Sierra is my girlfriend.

Tiffany is my cousin.

Sierra's photos were taken by ME.

Tiffany's photos were taken by Sierra.

[Donny]

Hey Donovan, you may not know me but I see your sig has some big players, just wondering if all you do is content, and BTW who cares who made the page, I thought the girls were hot, isn't that the point of the gallery?? How can I meet them so they I can give them a few pointers heheheh

Exactly the point of the gallery.

Yes, I do content full time. I have a pay site also but content is my bread and butter. I do nothing else for a living.

-Donny

[Donny]

I can't believe you're such a moron..... stealing my work... take down...

Your "work" wasn't stolen. The layout was copied. The photos are of Sierra and Tiffany. Sierra spent hours creating .gif's and .jpgs to plug into the layout. She did one hell of a job. You think you're layout is all that different from anyone elses? Compare the two side by side:

Sierra's
http://cmenude.com/galleries/

Yours:
http://www.wedesignxxx.com/kim/11/english/

There are a lot of differences. Your "work" wasn't stolen.

[Nysus]

I think your GF (Sierra) is better looking than your cousin (Tiffany), no offense to her, she's still hot.

Cheers,
Matt

[RedShoe]

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
Fletch -

Read the name of that photo. Sierra is my girlfriend.

Tiffany is my cousin.

Sierra's photos were taken by ME.

Tiffany's photos were taken by Sierra.

Yeah Fletch. Get your shit straight. He DID NOT shoot the pics of his cousin's gash! That's his girlfriend's Puss.

This is his cousin's gash.

BUT HE DID NOT SHOOT THIS PIC. So Chill out Dude!

[Cohen]

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


Your "work" wasn't stolen. The layout was copied.

I just pissed myself that is THE quote of the year

[Fletch XXX]

His cousin looks better.

Tell me he dont tug to it.

Creepy.

[whyaskwhy]

Donovan,

Your content converts for me like mad, thank you for your work. Also I know sierra is your girlfriend, and if people here don't believe you, it doesn't really matter. I'll see you in vegas!!!

Oh yeah, baby huey... He is the dude with the awsome BBW content I was telling you about..

Anyway, I am going back to work.. but I do admire the way donovan tries to take care of the girls that shoot for him.. Your a good man sir..

Until next year.

[Donny]

Cohen,

So now the way someone places photos on a page is somehow their "work"?

Compare those two galleries... different background colors, much larger page size, different .gifs

What the fuck is the problem?

[flashfreak]

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


Your "work" wasn't stolen. The layout was copied. The photos are of Sierra and Tiffany. Sierra spent hours creating .gif's and .jpgs to plug into the layout. She did one hell of a job. You think you're layout is all that different from anyone elses? Compare the two side by side:

Sierra's
http://cmenude.com/galleries/

Yours:
http://www.wedesignxxx.com/kim/11/english/

There are a lot of differences. Your "work" wasn't stolen.

I'm not wasting my time and start another fight...
It is the same layout and HTML (actually the gallery is stolen from kimhollandcash.com, the html has few modifications)
I don't care if my layout is different from anyone elses , I'm asking you to put that gallery down now!

[TheFLY]

I'd hit it.