12Clicks' New Book is Rocketing up the Amazon.com Bestseller List

[Mojo]

Kudos to 12 Clicks!
http://209.50.251.242/amazon_875508750OBID_jhdf/

[boneprone]

Congrats!
The Book looks awsome!

Evertime I drop a roll in Vegas I feel like a dummie!

Maybe the book will help me cope with my sucidal feelings I feel after leaving Vegas on the way back home to reality.

Ill have to check it out.

[Mojo]

With 12Clicks' method "You Can't Lose!"


It says so right on the cover......

[Star]

What a perfect gift for my brother !
teach him a thing or two hehehehe


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Wanna KNow How I make 50$ a pop?

[RAM]

Do you guys ever work..?




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[Lexxx]

I heard, as a promotion, the book will be given out for FREE* to all webmasters attending InterNext this winter...

*$2.95 3 day trial price applies after first opening the book, rebilled monthly for your convenience at $49.95 until your card lasts.

[12clicks]

its easy to not believe but my system is fool proof.

[RAM]

So what about private lesson's in Vegas...?? and no I don't want you to wear the dress.


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[boneprone]

Im a fool, so Id like to try toi proof it.

Ill read a copy in Vegas and put it to the test.

Or maybe someone can read it to me as I play. That would work out better.

[RAM]

If I buy a copy I want a autograph copy....OOO Numbered autograph copy...with lessons...but no dress.

[12clicks]

the talking points are available by clicking the book.

[boneprone]

http://www.sictalk.com/expo/instinct...ing/index.html

This could be the new gambling Bible.

[RAM]

Ya but what about a signed copy...?

[boneprone]

12. Gather up all of your winnings and take them over to the roulette wheel and using your instinct, bet it all on red or black. This will impress the dopey women playing roulette with your large wager. If successful, in a strong voice say, "let it ride" while staring into the eyes of the best looking girl at the table. (chances are you won't be going back to your room alone)

This one works!!

[RAM]

Bone, That's a good one...then if we can tape the whole thing think how much the content would be worth....!!

[12clicks]

as is usually the case, when I dive into something, I become the master of it.
That page is just a small taste of knowledge.
It is essential to follow *ALL* of the steps I've laid out.

The pit bosses will know I sent ya.

[RAM]

So I have a chance at a signed copy, free room and getting Laid...Holly shit..I need to copy's

[boneprone]

We need to get a pic of you at the Cage cashing out with wads of Money in both hands and with the look of a shocked winner!

Perhaps use these as promos and autograph em as 8 x 10's to give with each sold copy.

[RAM]

Boner is a Marketing Genius that would work...but I want my signed copy before the fans line up...!!

[InterracialPorno TGP]

I love this line..
3. When making your bets, go with your instinct. if your brain says $10 but your instinct is yelling $1000, go with your instinct.

LOL

[boneprone]

kinda scarry.. Thats usually what ends up happening.

[Kimmykim]

Next thing you know we'll have The Gay Mans Definitive Guide to BJ (s) ...

[12clicks]

go ahead and laugh but me keys to big bucks are infallable.

[boneprone]

And thats the bottom line cause.... uh wait thats my saying.

I meant to say

"Cause 12 Clicks is always right"

[RAM]

Ok here is my favorite.

10. tell the pitboss that he or she looks like a famous ugly actor and then pretend its a high compliment. for example,"wow, you look just like Rosie O'Donnell. Boy, I'd like a piece of that!"

So this is like saying 12 Clicks you look like a Heavy Magnum PI



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[12clicks]

Originally posted by RAM:
Ok here is my favorite.

10. tell the pitboss that he or she looks like a famous ugly actor and then pretend its a high compliment. for example,"wow, you look just like Rosie O'Donnell. Boy, I'd like a piece of that!"

So this is like saying 12 Clicks you look like a Heavy Magnum PI

hey, Magnum PI was a stud in his day.

[RAM]

Ya you got it...HIs DAY...so your getting old to

[Gary]

Magnum PI is a stud, no denying that.

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60% recurring, 5% referals, promote celebrities

[12clicks]

Originally posted by Gary:
Magnum PI is a stud, no denying that.

see Ram, some people appriciate a handsom man.

[Mojo]

Autographed copies are now available on eBay.

In Vegas there will be a "meet and greet" with the author who will do a dramatic reading from Chapter 6 entitled:

"How to utilize my limp wristed throwing style with poise and grace"


Refreshments, of course, will be served.

[Kimmykim]

I just want to know if Sanford will be there to present that book of the year award in person...

[RAM]

So will I be able to meet Magnum PI ?

This way we can see if Mr Handsome still looks Handsome or if the Limp Wrist style of craps has taken a toll on him




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[Mojo]

RAM,

Like an old queen, 12clicks ages gracefully.

[RAM]

yes but what about Magnum PI...maybe if 12 hits gives him a little banana in the tail pipe. He to could start to age like a old queen.



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[12clicks]

Originally posted by RAM:
yes but what about Magnum PI...maybe if 12 hits gives him a little banana in the tail pipe. He to could start to age like a old queen.

ram, weren't you the victim of a bad hairagami prototype?

[RAM]

Originally posted by 12clicks:
ram, weren't you the victim of a bad hairagami prototype?

Ok smart guy in order for me to attempt a reply I have to ask for a defintion to this
"hairagami prototype"

What the hell is hairagami...?? Ok I'm bald.



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[RAM]

Ok still no definition for the 50 cent phase.

But I have been asking around and have been informed that some people actual think 12 hits looks like the Greatest Queen or all the late Great Freddie Mercury. Just think of it....12 hits with a winning role singing We are the Champions no time for losers becuase we are the Chapions. Now of course you have to add about 75Lbs to Freddie to get the true visual.



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[Eric]

Hairagami
http://www.hairagami.com/

yes it works hahaha

[RAM]

Ok...so I'm Bald...but hey....Bald is Beautiful.



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[Eric]

Bald is beautiful... All the guys in the bathhouse tell you that every day don't they Ram?

12 clicks can we get a little Bohemian Rhapsody?

[Cheshire]

I thought to gamble you throw dice on the table... not balls.

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Don't ANYBODY try and tell me I'm not in the Carribean!

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[RAM]

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes:
Bald is beautiful... All the guys in the bathhouse tell you that every day don't they Ram?

12 clicks can we get a little Bohemian Rhapsody?

Well...I hear you talking about it from the steam room.

and yes 12 hits lets get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother was born even though she was born a long time ago.

[Eric]

Well I couldn't stay in the Bathhouse anymore... I just can't stand to see all those guys pulling that duck tape off your ass anymore... I know you like it but DUDE that shit hurts me just watching!

12 nuts you ready for some serious Craps in a month?

[12clicks]

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes:
12 nuts you ready for some serious Craps in a month?

of course, I wrote the book.

Should I bring my leather freddie mercury outfit to vegas?

[Eric]

How about the Latex one you look so much more like Freddy in that outfit... Ram said he will bring his Big Bird outfit I have no clue what he meant by that.

[RAM]

Ya i got a thing for that bird heheheheeh

[Eric]

Is that why the nose on that costume is brown? Now I get it! Sick RAM!!! SICK!

[Cheshire]

Carefull with all that mud slinging boys, I'm an innocent bystander caught in the middle here.


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Don't ANYBODY try and tell me I'm not in the Carribean!

[Cheshire]

Wait, that's not mud!

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Don't ANYBODY try and tell me I'm not in the Carribean!

[RAM]

Originally posted by 12clicks:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes:
12 nuts you ready for some serious Craps in a month?

of course, I wrote the book.

Should I bring my leather freddie mercury outfit to vegas?

12 nipples bring the freddie outfit and i will bring the Mr Microphone you wanted for Chirstmass and it will be a Kariokie blow out