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Got some new pics of old MMA fight
In another thread, we got on the topic of me getting my ass kicked in the Heavyweight championship match a while back.
Although the fight was a year and a half ago, some of the photographers are still delivering pics .. gotta love slowness, LOL. I figured I'd share, for some laughs. Here are some of the ones I've gotten: ![]() Listening to the ref tell us not to punch each other in the balls too much. ![]() The last point in the fight that everything was going ok. Also known as "the beginning". ![]() Trying to decide whether to fake an injury or shit myself. ![]() It looks like gay sex, but unfortunately, it wasn't. ![]() One of my training partners, explaining to me how nice it'll be to not have the ability to walk anymore. ![]() Kicking him in the stomach instead of the leg. ![]() Before the fight, with one of my training partners. ![]() Before the fight, with my Dad, who said "You're going to get your ass kicked." ![]() Just relaxing in the hospital, trying to remember who I am. |
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You must be pretty tough just to have been there
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Have you had a fight since?
Your oldman looks he has big mitts on him - perhaps he should be fighting..
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You mis-spelled "stupid".
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Dad can definitely throw a punch. He rocks me every time he hits me. He's done his share (and my share, and your share) of brawling in his day. |
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Thanks for sharing those, your descriptions are hilarious and those blows to the head help explain some of your posts
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![]() You've got closer to your dream than I got to mine, I wanted to play Soccer/Football at a high level in the UK, instead I took an academic route.
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Something i will never understand.
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Looks fun
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respect for standing in the cage...!
and uhm... so do you remember who you are now?
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![]() Add it to the list, eh? ![]() Without a doubt, it is. No one can help you once the cage door closes. I love the look on someone's face when they realize you're about to keep hitting them because they can't do much to stop you. Somewhat. I think I lost the ability to code, though. Shhh, don't tell my clients. |
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Did you fight after that?
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Was that the time at the county fair when you were drunk and accidentally stumbled into to the tough man MMA fighting tent instead of the wing eating contest tent?
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Yup, answered that above.
Haha, I wish! It took me a lot of fights to get that Heavyweight championship fight .. now I have to fight a shitload more to get another, urrrgh. |
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ha! those are dope! thanks for the share!
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Battle of the bellies
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Something I watch only on TV. Whatever makes one happy or something like that
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Now THAT is sharing cool pics and not spamming watermarked pics.
Love the quotes and Kudos to you for having the balls to go threw such a fight and come give us some good chuckles sharing the pics ;)
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I wouldn't want to piss your dad off, looks like a tough mother f'er
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![]() What do you do for training? Outside of actual fighting - I only ask because both of you do not look like you are in great shape (no offence meant).
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Sure thing.
![]() "Old school" Heavyweight fights, eh? The newer-school Heavyweights, like Cain Velazquez, aren't fat -- they're fit. Quote:
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For that fight, since I was rising in weight class by 50-60 lbs, I had to just eat, eat, eat for months and do almost no training so I wouldn't lose any weight. It was really hard for me to get all the way up to Heavyweight (I usually fight at 185). The promotion wanted me to be at least 235, since my opponent was 260. I think I made it to 230 or so. LOTS of buffets and McDonalds. I regret nothing. ![]() |
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Why the do you have a nutrition blog? I've never seen a fighting enter a ring looking that flabby and weak. Disgrace to MMA honestly man. I know you think it took a lot balls to step in there to get your ass kicked but in all reality, it was a foolish decision that could have cost you your life.
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THIS IS FABBBBBUUULOUS !!!! Still Heads up to you you had the Guts to do this shit ![]()
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dude i soooo lol on this one still am
one of the best post in years !!!!!!
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Awesome man, good job on going in the ring - next time beat the fucker will ya!
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Dayummmmmmmmmmmm...
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er, tough = touch, of course. I was imagining how tough your webmaster body was, and my fingers slipped.
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looks like the goodnight preparation
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From certain angles you remind me of Leon from Blade Runner. Are you a replicant and if so what's your lifespan?
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Start street fighting
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185lb = 84kg 230lb = 104kg 260lb = 118kg (he was a big fucking guy - jesus!) Well that explains that then. Why did you want to move up two weight classes? Sounds like a suicide mission to me. The guys in that classs would train hard and be that weight - ie loads more muscle mass than you would have had at the time. Kind of crazy, would be interested in seeing how you fought at your 185 weight class.
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You'd expect that. I stood up after that, though, and then he hit me from behind as I was standing up. The ref stopped it before he could actually knock me out, luckily.
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edit: I read your explanation, still strange - you should have known you have no chances because: a) you are normally 2 classes lower b) that guy is "a killer" in his class (which is 2 classes higher than you) also curious - when you you feel stronger - in your own class or when you got those extra pounds? Meaning do you think you would have better chances of beating that guy if you were in your own "normal" weight? I mean you would feel faster, more fit etc. |
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![]() What is your actual fighting training? Also how often?
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Are you out of your mind fighting?
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