So, I hear you run one of those tube sites... - GoFuckYourself.com

jimmycooper · 06-29-2012, 03:00 PM

"So, I hear you run one of those tube sites. You know, those sitex with all the porn clips?" - Hot Girl

"Indeed I do." - You

"I really like how they have all the categories and everything. And also how you can like search for specific terms and stuff like that. Do you know what I mean? Like last night I was drinking some red wine after getting back from this new advanced Pilates class so was feeling a little buzzed and then ended up watching like 20 or 30 clips I found by searching for 'baby oil' in the 'anal' category." - Hot Girl

"Oh, really?" - You

"So, uh, like ummm anyway, which one is your tube site?" - Hot Girl, blushing.

"It's the one that says Badass Motherfucker on it." - You

That's right, über-premium domain www.badassmotherfuckertube.com is now available for purchase.

Each and every one of it's 22 characters of highly memorable, badass motherfucking tube site branding can now be yours in this once in a aeon opportunity.

Bidding will be done in a "Best & Final" bidding format which means that prospective buyers may make only one offer.

No negotiating.

One email, one offer, one shot.

Email it to bastian [@] europorn2012 [.] com by 11:59PM NYC Time on Sunday Night July 8th and include the following info:

1. Offer In $USD
2. Method Of Payment (Paxum & Western Union Only)
3. Your GFY User Name (Note that cunts will likely have to pay a premium, so if you feel as if you are a cunt, factor it into your offer)

Just those three things. Nothing more, nothing less. No questions.

I will not be checking that email until July 9th.

Upon review, the winning bidder will be notified by mid-afternoon/early-evening and subsequently be given a reasonable amount of time to send payment.

Should he fail to so, the prospective buyer who made the second best offer will be one lucky motherfucker.

The domain is registered at register.com and it really just speaks for itself.

NOBODY will ever forget it.

And provided that you put up at least a halfway decent tube, surfers will WANT to return because it is such a badass motherfucking name for a tube site.

Now it's time to ask yourself whether or not YOU are a badass motherfucker or just merely a semi-rich keyword pseudo-matching, alt tld rationalizing, hyphenated piece of shit garbage collector.

That's all. Good luck.

06-29-2012, 03:00 PM	#1
jimmycooper Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Location: Manhattan Posts: 4,016	So, I hear you run one of those tube sites... "So, I hear you run one of those tube sites. You know, those sitex with all the porn clips?" - Hot Girl "Indeed I do." - You "I really like how they have all the categories and everything. And also how you can like search for specific terms and stuff like that. Do you know what I mean? Like last night I was drinking some red wine after getting back from this new advanced Pilates class so was feeling a little buzzed and then ended up watching like 20 or 30 clips I found by searching for 'baby oil' in the 'anal' category." - Hot Girl "Oh, really?" - You "So, uh, like ummm anyway, which one is your tube site?" - Hot Girl, blushing. "It's the one that says Badass Motherfucker on it." - You That's right, über-premium domain www.badassmotherfuckertube.com is now available for purchase. Each and every one of it's 22 characters of highly memorable, badass motherfucking tube site branding can now be yours in this once in a aeon opportunity. Bidding will be done in a "Best & Final" bidding format which means that prospective buyers may make only one offer. No negotiating. One email, one offer, one shot. Email it to bastian [@] europorn2012 [.] com by 11:59PM NYC Time on Sunday Night July 8th and include the following info: 1. Offer In $USD 2. Method Of Payment (Paxum & Western Union Only) 3. Your GFY User Name (Note that cunts will likely have to pay a premium, so if you feel as if you are a cunt, factor it into your offer) Just those three things. Nothing more, nothing less. No questions. I will not be checking that email until July 9th. Upon review, the winning bidder will be notified by mid-afternoon/early-evening and subsequently be given a reasonable amount of time to send payment. Should he fail to so, the prospective buyer who made the second best offer will be one lucky motherfucker. The domain is registered at register.com and it really just speaks for itself. NOBODY will ever forget it. And provided that you put up at least a halfway decent tube, surfers will WANT to return because it is such a badass motherfucking name for a tube site. Now it's time to ask yourself whether or not YOU are a badass motherfucker or just merely a semi-rich keyword pseudo-matching, alt tld rationalizing, hyphenated piece of shit garbage collector. That's all. Good luck. __________________ Last edited by jimmycooper; 06-29-2012 at 03:07 PM..