Kellogg's you Fucking LIARS!!

[eipstudios]

http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/01/20/...e-same-flavor/

http://www.today.com/food/sorry-froo...ame-2D11980644

Today I Learned Froot Loops Are Actually All the Same Flavor

First things first, yes, check the box. They?re spelled ?Froot Loops,? not ?Fruit Loops.? We know, right?

Second, the outrage. Honestly, is there no end to the high fructose corn syrup lies? It turns out the ?fruit flavored? circles touted by Toucan S[c]am are actually just ?froot-blend?-flavored.Yep, all those pretty ROYGBV dyes don?t mean diddly, since each color tastes exactly the same!

Q&A site The Straight Dope (via Reddit) reports that, just as that blue tropical bird mascot hasn?t changed since the cereal?s creation in 1962, neither has Froot Loops? flavor ? that?s flavor, singular. According to Wikipedia, ?The cereal pieces are ring-shaped (hence ?loops?) and come in a variety of bright colors and a blend of fruit flavors (hence ?froot?),? and not ?fruit.?

Of course, not keen on destroying precious childhood memories, we decided to do a little blind taste testing ourselves, only to find that each loop does in fact taste like mildly sweetened cardboard, with negligible or no differences between them.

Q&A site The Straight Dope (via Reddit) reports that, just as that blue tropical bird mascot hasn?t changed since the cereal?s creation in 1962, neither has Froot Loops? flavor ? that?s flavor, singular. According to Wikipedia, ?The cereal pieces are ring-shaped (hence ?loops?) and come in a variety of bright colors and a blend of fruit flavors (hence ?froot?),? and not ?fruit.?

Of course, not keen on destroying precious childhood memories, we decided to do a little blind taste testing ourselves, only to find that each loop does in fact taste like mildly sweetened cardboard, with negligible or no differences between them.

(Method: We handed our three blind tasters random samples of Froot Loops and asked them to guess which color they had been given. The results were pretty sporadic, with nearly each color being wrongly identified as around three or four others. The yellow loop, for example, was guessed to be red, orange, and purple twice; the purple loop, red twice, and then yellow, and green. Our Trix and Fruity Pebbles tests afterward yielded similar results.)

Basically, all our childhood heroes are nothing but big fat liars. Infinite tears. </3

[eipstudios]

Don"t you dare say apple jacks don't have apples in them. And what about my fruity pebbles!!!

[mineistaken]

Eat corn flakes, no cheating.

[sandman!]

[ErectMedia]

Love me some Froot Loops. I eat dat shit straight out the box. Bought some last week with Marshmallows in them.

[srockhard]

My kids eat "Apple Jacky's" every morning ...they love god damn breakfast cereal!

[bhutocracy]

That testing methodolgy is fucking retarded. It doesn't prove they all taste the same at all, just that they can't identify distinct flavours as representing memorised colours. Blindfold them and feed them a random amount of one colour then a random amount of another colour and get them to identify when or if there is a flavour change on the switch.

[blackmonsters]

WTF??

Of course they all taste the same; WTF kind of milk are you drinking???

[blackmonsters]

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

That testing methodolgy is fucking retarded. It doesn't prove they all taste the same at all, just that they can't identify distinct flavours as representing memorised colours. Blindfold them and feed them a random amount of one colour then a random amount of another colour and get them to identify when or if there is a flavour change on the switch.

Ahhhhh mannnn come ON!!!!

Where do you think society is going to end up if you keep revealing the truth to them?

Really dude!

Intellectuals have taken their time to devise a scientific taste test that is important to the world and you chose to ruin it all by simple physical logic that can't be over come.

Fucking despicable!!!

[pornmasta]

[ottopottomouse]

that post just gave me just gave me schizophrenia.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by eipstudios

http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/01/20/...e-same-flavor/

http://www.today.com/food/sorry-froo...ame-2D11980644

Today I Learned Froot Loops Are Actually All the Same Flavor

First things first, yes, check the box. They?re spelled ?Froot Loops,? not ?Fruit Loops.? We know, right?

Second, the outrage. Honestly, is there no end to the high fructose corn syrup lies? It turns out the ?fruit flavored? circles touted by Toucan S[c]am are actually just ?froot-blend?-flavored.Yep, all those pretty ROYGBV dyes don?t mean diddly, since each color tastes exactly the same!

Q&A site The Straight Dope (via Reddit) reports that, just as that blue tropical bird mascot hasn?t changed since the cereal?s creation in 1962, neither has Froot Loops? flavor ? that?s flavor, singular. According to Wikipedia, ?The cereal pieces are ring-shaped (hence ?loops?) and come in a variety of bright colors and a blend of fruit flavors (hence ?froot?),? and not ?fruit.?

Of course, not keen on destroying precious childhood memories, we decided to do a little blind taste testing ourselves, only to find that each loop does in fact taste like mildly sweetened cardboard, with negligible or no differences between them.

Q&A site The Straight Dope (via Reddit) reports that, just as that blue tropical bird mascot hasn?t changed since the cereal?s creation in 1962, neither has Froot Loops? flavor ? that?s flavor, singular. According to Wikipedia, ?The cereal pieces are ring-shaped (hence ?loops?) and come in a variety of bright colors and a blend of fruit flavors (hence ?froot?),? and not ?fruit.?

Of course, not keen on destroying precious childhood memories, we decided to do a little blind taste testing ourselves, only to find that each loop does in fact taste like mildly sweetened cardboard, with negligible or no differences between them.

(Method: We handed our three blind tasters random samples of Froot Loops and asked them to guess which color they had been given. The results were pretty sporadic, with nearly each color being wrongly identified as around three or four others. The yellow loop, for example, was guessed to be red, orange, and purple twice; the purple loop, red twice, and then yellow, and green. Our Trix and Fruity Pebbles tests afterward yielded similar results.)

Basically, all our childhood heroes are nothing but big fat liars. Infinite tears. </3

I don't get it - I thought this was common knowledge? Its just crappy sugary cereal...

[CurrentlySober]

my poo tastes different each day....

[John-ACWM]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Eat corn flakes, no cheating.

that is a good advice!

[martin-clickpapa]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Eat corn flakes, no cheating.

makes sense

[nico-t]

eat bread you lazy fucks.

[candyflip]

You really didn't know that they all had the same flavor? I think I figured that out when I was 5.