Made it home while intoxicated!

[Penn E. Less]

I had a great time tonight with TurboFace, Pr0, Paul Games and Cheeba Filas at club Risque in Philly. Roll call guys, checkin to let everyone know if you made it home Ok.

One cool thing about my BMW is that it's designed for the road and as such, it pretty much will drive itself as long as you don't bother the steering wheel too much. If I would have driven the Lexus, I would have surely been nailed by the coppers since the wheel isn't as rigid as the beamer.

It's time to turn in now....I had a blast!




Penn

[KMR Stitch]

<h1>M.A.D.D

[xenigo]

Sounds like you're still drunk.

[Amputate Your Head]

nice.... next time you get the itch to drive drunk, try pulling your fucking head out of your ass and engaging brain first.

[Doctor Dre]

Ever heard of ... TAXI ? If you can afford a bmw then afford a fucking taxi u dumb ass .

I know a kid that got killed because of a drunk driver

[Sly_RJ]

I hope you're just exaggerating and trying to be "cool". My best friend was almost killed by some drunk fucker...

[Penn E. Less]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
nice.... next time you get the itch to drive drunk, try pulling your fucking head out of your ass and engaging brain first.

I did that, it didn't work

I wasn't too drunk, just a few beers...and a few shots...that's all.

[I Am The Walrus]

stupid motherfucker - you could have killed someone

[SleazyDream]

hello

crimestoppers?

[KMR Stitch]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less


I did that, it didn't work

I wasn't too drunk, just a few beers...and a few shots...that's all.

Few beers in math terms is 3

Few beers in guys terms is 7

Few shots in math terms is 3

Few shots in guys terms is 7

You my friend were TRASHED.

Dumbass..Call a cab.

[Triple 6]

driving drunk is stupid. you risk yourself and others when you get on the road. whats even more stupid is getting on GFY and bragging about it.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less


I did that, it didn't work

I wasn't too drunk, just a few beers...and a few shots...that's all.

you're the one that said, "Made it home while intoxicated! " in the thread title. So that means, either a.) you're bragging this up at an exaggerated level because for some reason you think it's cool to drive fucked up, or b.) you really are stupid enough to fucking drive fucked up.

Which is it?

[Penn E. Less]

I was a little tipsy but not shit faced. There's a big difference. You can have a few beers and shots and be a bit tipsy. Everyone that leaves a club is a bit tipsy but there are some that are just flat out shit faced. I wasn't flat out shit faced. If I were, I wouldn't be on GFY and yes, I would have taken a cab.

Lighten up.

[baddog]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less
I was a little tipsy but not shit faced. There's a big difference. You can have a few beers and shots and be a bit tipsy. Everyone that leaves a club is a bit tipsy but there are some that are just flat out shit faced. I wasn't flat out shit faced. If I were, I wouldn't be on GFY and yes, I would have taken a cab.

Lighten up.

3 shots and 3 beers in 6 hours you would be intoxicated, and if you got in a wreck and killed someone you would be facing prison.

can you spell jerk?

[Turboface]

Back off guys.

Penn, it was a pleasure to meet you tonight. Don't let these guys give you any grief. Penn wasn't fucked that much. I on the other hand, got really fucked up!

Cheeba - PaulGames - and pr0 - it was cool hanging out with you guys again. I had a great time, as always.

[stocktrader23]

Companies I Will Do Business With

<s>Acacia</s>
<s>Glo-bill</s>
<s>UCumSeeMe.com</s>

Damn the list keeps getting shorter.

[pornJester]

wow, you're an idiot.

[Digipimp]

Originally posted by Turboface
Back off guys.

Penn, it was a pleasure to meet you tonight. Don't let these guys give you any grief. Penn wasn't fucked that much. I on the other hand, got really fucked up!

Cheeba - PaulGames - and pr0 - it was cool hanging out with you guys again. I had a great time, as always.

Huh, what the hell are you talking about backing off. This dumbass is or was basically bragging about what he did. Are you sure you want to defend that, you being a good guy and all I just wondered.

[stocktrader23]

Originally posted by Digipimp


Huh, what the hell are you talking about backing off. This dumbass is or was basically bragging about what he did. Are you sure you want to defend that, you being a good guy and all I just wondered.

<s>Adult Traf</s>fic Generator

I'll wait on a response before I make my decision.

[tootie]

OMG, there are very few people in this world that BURN ME THE HELL UP than DRUNK DRIVERS. My ex-husband's mother was killed by a drunk driver, and I've known many who were in very close calls with drunk drivers. This shit it NOT cool and I seriously hope you think twice before EVER doing something that crazy and SELFISH again. Thank the powers that be that you didn't murder some innocent child while you were out on your joy ride.

Next time, call a cab.

[High Quality]

All you fuckers giving penn shit are either hypocrites or total losers.

Who here doesn't drive drunk (or at least tipsy) on occasion? I mean, who here who actually touches *REAL* women and not just the internet kind. Usually these *REAL* women are met at social places where alcohol is involved.

So, back the fuck up bitches.

[Roald]

Too bad that drunk people involved in accidents always seem to kill another one instead of theirselfs

[stocktrader23]

Originally posted by High Quality
All you fuckers giving penn shit are either hypocrites or total losers.

Who here doesn't drive drunk (or at least tipsy) on occasion? I mean, who here who actually touches *REAL* women and not just the internet kind. Usually these *REAL* women are met at social places where alcohol is involved.

So, back the fuck up bitches.

<s>Anything to do with High Quality</s>

I don't drive tipsy bitch. When I go to a club I won't drink if everyone else is. I have a precious wife and 1 year old son and I wouldn't risk losing them over something fucking retarded like driving after drinking. You can stab yourself in the fucking head with a screwdriver all day for all I care but keep your retarded ass off the streets where *REAL* people are forced to coincide with your ignorant ass.

[pornJester]

Originally posted by High Quality
All you fuckers giving penn shit are either hypocrites or total losers.

I think the loser here is the guy posting the thread about how he drives drunk. Whether or not any of us ever has is irrelevant.

[High Quality]

Originally posted by stocktrader23


<s>Anything to do with High Quality</s>

I don't drive tipsy bitch. When I go to a club I won't drink if everyone else is. I have a precious wife and 1 year old son and I wouldn't risk losing them over something fucking retarded like driving after drinking. You can stab yourself in the fucking head with a screwdriver all day for all I care but keep your retarded ass off the streets where REAL people are forced to coincide with your ignorant ass.

HYPOCRITICAL BULLLL SHEEEEEEEEIT

[Digipimp]

Originally posted by High Quality
All you fuckers giving penn shit are either hypocrites or total losers.

Who here doesn't drive drunk (or at least tipsy) on occasion? I mean, who here who actually touches *REAL* women and not just the internet kind. Usually these *REAL* women are met at social places where alcohol is involved.

So, back the fuck up bitches.

Thanks for lending your uniquely dumb point of view to this thread, you may now return to your regularly scheduled program.

[tootie]

Originally posted by High Quality
All you fuckers giving penn shit are either hypocrites or total losers.

I have never, never, NEVER driven drunk. In fact, I have been the designated driver on more than one occasion. I personally drink very infrequently, anyway, but there is no way in hell I would EVER risk harming another human being because *I* chose to drink. Drunk driving is so selfish and irresponsible that it is totally beyond unbelievable.

[High Quality]

Originally posted by pornJester


I think the loser here is the guy posting the thread about how he drives drunk. Whether or not any of us ever has is irrelevant.

I think the main point of his thread was to ensure everyone got home safe, despite their BAC. Yes, its not cool to brag about driving drunk (which should be avoided whenever possible), or to brag about him owning a BMW.

BUUUT... a lot of haters on this board who are just being hypocritical right now.

[stocktrader23]

Originally posted by High Quality


HYPOCRITICAL BULLLL SHEEEEEEEEIT

Is that all you can say? You can ask any one of my many *REAL* friends if I would ever drive drunk or even drink while out. You are also welcome to ask them if I would let them drive after drinking. I know it's hard for simple minded retards like you to comprehend but there are actually some people with sense. Too bad they are in the minority.

[rowan]

I'll put my in here... if I'm driving somewhere the most I'll do is have a sip of someone else's drink. By the time I go home I'll probably be tired, I don't want to be pissed on top of that.

(real woman? check... she's just about to come home from work. )

[Digipimp]

Originally posted by High Quality


I think the main point of his thread was to ensure everyone got home safe, despite their BAC. Yes, its not cool to brag about driving drunk (which should be avoided whenever possible), or to brag about him owning a BMW.

BUUUT... a lot of haters on this board who are just being hypocritical right now.

Avoid driving drunk whenever possible? Are there times when it's not possible to avoid it dumbass?

[stocktrader23]

I think I'm going to make a GFY shitlist for future reference.

[pornJester]

Originally posted by High Quality

I think the main point of his thread was to ensure everyone got home safe, despite their BAC.

I think he could have just about posted anything else under the sun to let others know he got home safe.

[Fatbat]

Originally posted by High Quality
All you fuckers giving penn shit are either hypocrites or total losers.

Who here doesn't drive drunk (or at least tipsy) on occasion? I mean, who here who actually touches *REAL* women and not just the internet kind. Usually these *REAL* women are met at social places where alcohol is involved.

So, back the fuck up bitches.

You're a fucking tool. I would NEVER drive drunk, I would NEVER ride with a drunk driver, and I wouldn't hesitate to call the cops on my best friend if he got behind the wheel drunk. You're a piece of shit, and so is PEL. Bragging about it only makes him a bigger loser.

"which should be avoided whenever possible"

Which should ALWAYS be avoided. There is no excuse. None whatsoever. Buddy should have his license taken away from him for life and so should you if you think you can sometimes drive drunk.

[Penn E. Less]

Someone close this thread for christs sake!

No one was bragging about being drunk. If you drink a beer or too then you're intoxicated, right? No one was bragging about a BMW, it's nothing to brag about, it's just a car. I was merely noting how rigid the steering wheel is compared to my Lexus, that's all.

You people are just plain pathetic. I can understand all the drunk driving shit but give it a break already, no one was driving drunk. Yes, I had a beer or two or three but that's it! My drive was over an hour so yes, I would be a stupid fuck if I were drunk driving. Did I mention that we all had a few bottles of water before we departed as well?

I live in the suburbs and the cops have nothing better to do on the road at 2am other than to pull a swerving motorist over.

I'm going to bed now, you people are brutal!



Penn

[stocktrader23]

Isn't it funny how most people that drive drunk say they drive just fine while intoxicated?

And their main concern is always a cop pulling them over too.

[baddog]

Originally posted by High Quality

Who here doesn't drive drunk (or at least tipsy) on occasion

I don't. Used to many years ago, but not in 10 years.

[tootie]

I think I've about said enough on this subject. I guess that pic posted by QuaShe says it all.

I don't know if this guy was really driving drunk or not, but the last thing someone who would post something like this needs is to win a DVD player for it. Surely no one would come out and say something this blatantly ignorant unless he was just trying to start a long thread, right?

Good grief I hope the world hasn't gone that crazy, yet.

[Penn E. Less]

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Isn't it funny how most people that drive drunk say they drive just fine while intoxicated?

And their main concern is always a cop pulling them over too.

Go fuck yourself.

[rowan]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less
Yes, I had a beer or two or three but that's it!

So was it one, two, three or something else? You're either avoiding the real figure, or you can't remember... either way that's a worry.

[stocktrader23]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less


I live in the suburbs and the cops have nothing better to do on the road at 2am other than to pull a swerving motorist over.

Penn

That says it all you fucktard. Why in the fuck are you swerving if you aren't drunk? If that's the case you need your license taken away regardless. If you weren't drunk why would you give a flying fuck if the cops pulled you over anyway? I'm sure it would be fine, just tell them the steering in your car is too tight and you can't control yourself after a beer or two or three.

[Penn E. Less]

Someone PLEASE close this thread! The natives are restless in here and they're out for BLOOD!

[Fatbat]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less
Someone close this thread for christs sake!

No one was bragging about being drunk. If you drink a beer or too then you're intoxicated, right? No one was bragging about a BMW, it's nothing to brag about, it's just a car. I was merely noting how rigid the steering wheel is compared to my Lexus, that's all.

You people are just plain pathetic. I can understand all the drunk driving shit but give it a break already, no one was driving drunk. Yes, I had a beer or two or three but that's it! My drive was over an hour so yes, I would be a stupid fuck if I were drunk driving. Did I mention that we all had a few bottles of water before we departed as well?

I live in the suburbs and the cops have nothing better to do on the road at 2am other than to pull a swerving motorist over.

I'm going to bed now, you people are brutal!



Penn

It is you who is pathetic dude... no one was driving drunk hey? Read the thread topic you posted. Or have you already forgotten?

[Digipimp]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less


Go fuck yourself.

Hey genius if you weren't driving drunk why were you worried about being stopped by 5.0?

[stocktrader23]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less


Go fuck yourself.

Hey hows that hitbot traffic lately?

Go fuck yourself too. Get some sleep so you can sober up and regret posting this in the morning asswipe.

[Penn E. Less]

Originally posted by stocktrader23


That says it all you fucktard. Why in the fuck are you swerving if you aren't drunk? If that's the case you need your license taken away regardless. If you weren't drunk why would you give a flying fuck if the cops pulled you over anyway? I'm sure it would be fine, just tell them the steering in your car is too tight and you can't control yourself after a beer or two or three.

You must be one of the most stupid fucks on this board. How many times were you left back in school? One, two, three perhaps?

The sentence was not describing me you fucking idiot! Try to use some logic. If I were the subject, I would not be able to complete a sentence, let alone type. Did you meet Acacia somewhere? They found out that you were an adult webmaster and thought the whole industry was a bunch of idiots like yourself.

Oh, by the way...

[Penn E. Less]

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Hey hows that hitbot traffic lately?

Go fuck yourself too. Get some sleep so you can sober up and regret posting this in the morning asswipe.

Like I said, "Go Fuck Yourself".

[Penn E. Less]

Originally posted by Digipimp


Hey genius if you weren't driving drunk why were you worried about being stopped by 5.0?

Go fuck yourself.

[Digipimp]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less


You must be one of the most stupid fucks on this board. How many times were you left back in school? One, two, three perhaps?

The sentence was not describing me you fucking idiot! Try to use some logic. If I were the subject, I would not be able to complete a sentence, let alone type. Did you meet Acacia somewhere? They found out that you were an adult webmaster and thought the whole industry was a bunch of idiots like yourself.

Oh, by the way...

You're not helping yourself out any tonight are you. Just admit you have a problem and then go get some help for it.

[stocktrader23]

Originally posted by Penn E. Less


You must be one of the most stupid fucks on this board. How many times were you left back in school? One, two, three perhaps?

The sentence was not describing me you fucking idiot! Try to use some logic. If I were the subject, I would not be able to complete a sentence, let alone type. Did you meet Acacia somewhere? They found out that you were an adult webmaster and thought the whole industry was a bunch of idiots like yourself.

Oh, by the way...

Sober up and try name calling in the morning.

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/