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Old 01-18-2008, 07:06 AM   #1
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Would cut off your cock for $1000000?
Assuming you could already be in an operating theater with full medical team standing by to reattach it?

Rules: You couldn't have any anesthetic... Just slice it off with a scalpel...

But as soon as it hits the floor, the medical team can go into immediate action...

For a Million... ???

Would you?
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:08 AM   #2
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Now that I have my 2 kids and won't be having any more..... sure, I'd do it for a million.
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:09 AM   #3
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yeah sure, no problems... anyone wants to pay me? you can film it aswell and put it on youtube for 500k extra.
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:11 AM   #4
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LOL. What's the point to live if you don't have a dick?
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:16 AM   #5
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LOL. What's the point to live if you don't have a dick?
Why don't you ask a woman?
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:16 AM   #6
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:17 AM   #7
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Rules: You couldn't have any anesthetic... Just slice it off with a scalpel...
Uhm,



NO !!!!
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:18 AM   #8
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Will it grow again ??
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:18 AM   #9
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Can I eat it with some some fava beans and a nice chianti.??
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:50 AM   #10
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no fucking way.. i'm afraid of the pain... i'm pussy yo
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:51 AM   #11
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no fucking way.. i'm afraid of the pain... i'm pussy
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:53 AM   #12
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I can't believe you're not posting more stupid "I like poo" messages.
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:02 AM   #13
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No, but I would cut your cock off and even split the money with you.
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:12 AM   #14
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I can't believe you're not posting more stupid "I like poo" messages.
i like poo

But would yah?
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:16 AM   #15
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there are some trannies in indea that do it for free
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:22 AM   #16
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Who offered you this money?
You gonna film it and sell the footage?
Is this some new high impact niche you're creating?
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:26 AM   #17
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If I was a man... I won't, even you give me billions. Just try to think you aren't complete anymore kills you.
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:39 AM   #18
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:45 AM   #19
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We'll cut off your johnson
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:56 AM   #20
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Helllllllllllllllll No!
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Old 01-18-2008, 08:57 AM   #21
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for a mil, as long as its a really sharp knife.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:22 AM   #22
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No way. I like my dick. Aside from the sexual aspect you would be losing, think about everything else, biggest being that I could no longer piss wherever I wanted or even worse, spell my name on a wall or snow.

Sorry, not giving that up, even for a million.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:25 AM   #23
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:45 AM   #24
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One million does not cover the risk of complications in putting it back on. I would consider $5 Million.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:54 AM   #26
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Is that before or after tax money?
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:54 AM   #27
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Nope, that means you're rich with no cock. Where is the fun in that?
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:03 AM   #28
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haha... no! Perhaps after I got kids
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:09 AM   #29
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:20 AM   #31
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I wouldn't even cut a finger off for a million, or a few million for that matter.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:22 AM   #32
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If anyone of you guys wants to give me half a mil, ill save you the anguish and let you close your eyes while I hurry up and cut it for ya ;)
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:49 AM   #33
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Who offered you this money?
You gonna film it and sell the footage?
Is this some new high impact niche you're creating?

Who offered the money? Irrelvant... You can just assume its in cash and in the room with you...
Filming ? Yeah, absolutely...
New Niche? Possibly... Depends on the number of volunteers !
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:57 AM   #34
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No way I would do it. Not for a lousy $10^6.
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