anal bleaching questions

[Far-L]

can someone please explain a few things to me about anal bleaching?

1. If assholes were actually "stained" and not just a result of skin pigment then why doesn't everyone have a brown bung? Don't give me the "some people wipe better" because that just doesn't explain away a lifetime of passing stools, nor does it account for the people who are fastidious back there and if that were true wouldn't everyone be able to just wipe a bunch more to obtain "stainlessness". Besides, anyone that has been around infants knows humans are born with assholes of many colors and that goes against the "stain" theory as well.

2. What is more attractive about a bleached white asshole? Frankly I find that more unsettling. It would probably make me think of Micheal Jackson and that is just not cool or conducive to a healthy sex life.

3. Who gets people to buy into this bullshit? Is it the same folks that convinced people to inject themselves with botulism toxin?

4. What comes next? Nipple tattooing to enhance pinkness or lighten brown ones more tawny?

5. Where will this all end up? What is Hustler going to do start referring to buttholes as "pink eyes"?

End of rant... for now.

[pr0]

its just more metrosexual bullshit

leading to our country being invaded in the near future....

no ones scared of girly men

[sicone]

I think it was a made up thing just to see if some girl/guy was dumb enough to do it... kind of like a frat prank

[pr0]

I think it was a made up thing just to see if some girl/guy was dumb enough to do it... kind of like a frat prank

frat boys + alcohol intake + chlorox + someones sleeping anal cavity

i think you're right....i think you found the ground zero origin!

[MikeB]

Far-L, I see #4 as the next emerging market.

[CheneyRumsfeld]

DO NOT USE CLOROX !
or any other bleach you would use on clothes.
the stuff they use on assholes is some special chemical or something. Clorox will do big time harm.

[Socks]

DO NOT USE CLOROX !
or any other bleach you would use on clothes.
the stuff they use on assholes is some special chemical or something. Clorox will do big time harm.

Tell me more big guy, I'm taking my pants off...

[Vick!]

is it ghey thread?

[who]

Of course it's not stained by bile, as the 'experts' say. It's skin pigment. It's normal. I mean, why would it be pink inside if bile turned skin brown?

But anyway, it looks dirty when it's brown.

[CheneyRumsfeld]

Tell me more big guy, I'm taking my pants off...

its all pink on the inside

[Far-L]

I think it was a made up thing just to see if some girl/guy was dumb enough to do it... kind of like a frat prank

Yep... could be one of those things that began as an urban legend but went by the same cat that came up with the gerbil crawling out of Richard Gere's ass and that devolved into a frat prank perpetually perpetrated against metrosexuals with sphincter fixations...

[CheneyRumsfeld]

its 4 real
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching

Google
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

I think there may be worse things to worry about these days.

[Far-L]

its 4 real
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching

Google
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

6. Why would anyone in his or her right mind do anything to give theirselves butt cancer?

[CheneyRumsfeld]

if you don't shave your pubes and bleach your ass you will never, ever make it in p0rn.
if you are a junkie it also helps.

[Far-L]

I think there may be worse things to worry about these days.

And you don't see the importance of protecting people's lives by alerting them to the potential dangers from bleaching their anal orifices with carcinogenic compounds? What should I be worrying about? Whether or not you are going to make rent next month?

[CheneyRumsfeld]

anal bleaching video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhyNZDGs228

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

And you don't see the importance of protecting people's lives by alerting them to the potential dangers from bleaching their anal orifices with carcinogenic compounds? What should I be worrying about? Whether or not you are going to make rent next month?

So now you protect peoples lives...

My hero.

[headless ghost]

I think there may be worse things to worry about these days.

I let George Bush worry about the important stuff.
That leaves me free to ponder such subjects as anal bleaching.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

[CheneyRumsfeld]

Anal bleaching is not all.

Vaginal bleaching

Vaginal bleaching is one of the hottest beauty procedures on the rise today. Several women are thronging in salons and hitting retail stores to get a bleaching cream that can instantly transform their most intimate body parts. Vaginal bleaching refers to the lightening of skin around the vagina for cosmetic purposes. The shade of the skin can be lightened to enhance its appeal.

There are several bleaching creams that are hitting a large number of department stores nowadays for his purpose. But you need to have immense knowledge of the product and of course your own body in order to proceed with the treatment. Vaginal bleaching was once in huge demand by dancers, strippers, models and celebrities who were largely exposed. There were very few salons that had this beautification technique. Today, it has become a household name. Women from all walks of life are opting for vaginal bleaching.

Several companies have come out with a large number of bleaching creams for this purpose. The creams state that they are safe and can be used on the sensitive area. While choosing a bleaching cream for your vagina, go in for the gentlest one. Most of the bleaching creams contain harmful chemicals such as hydroquinone and kojic acid that can result in severe side effects. It is therefore advisable to go in for a completely natural bleaching cream. Do not buy any local bleaching cream for this purpose as it might result in skin reactions. In case of any irritation or burning you must discontinue the process.

Once you start the procedure of vaginal bleaching, you need to follow a strict pattern of hygiene. You should consult your cosmetologist before carrying out the process on your own as it requires a great deal of supervision and expertise. Do not forget to wash thoroughly and wipe the chemicals inside out. You need to take optimum care of your body.

Every woman wants to look her best at all times. It has become essential for women to know their body and then try various beautification techniques. With vaginal bleaching you will enhance your sex appeal instantly and you won?t have to feel conscious about your most intimate body parts in front of your husband or your lover. It will help you boost your confidence and make you sparkle and shine all over. All you need to do is get to know all about vaginal bleaching and get started.

[After Shock Media]

So I am guessing one could apply such creams to their rod and sack. My nuts seem to be a slightly darker color than my shaft.

My ego needs this as I am tired of feeling so insecure about my bits n pieces looks, specially when I mount some chicks chest and ask if I can shit on her chest. I mean come on my miss colored dick is like right there for her to see and do you know how embarrassing it is or how shy I feel when I am up there in all my glory getting ready to pop that all important question; can I take a dump on your titts.

[CheneyRumsfeld]

do you think Hillary Clinton shaves? or Barach Obama?
or how about McCain?
and do they bleach?
don't want no dirty asshole in the Whitehouse.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

4. What comes next? Nipple tattooing to enhance pinkness or lighten brown ones more tawny

Sounds like a good idea actually! I elarnt a new word... tawny, hrmmmm, tawny...

[Far-L]

I guess one benefit of anal bleaching would be that having a white sphincter ring would make finding the target easier for anal sex without the lights on.

Kind of takes the fun out of being able to say "oops, I was aiming for your pussy..."