Paul Markham on front page of Reddit

[CurrentlySober]

My Hero...

[pornmasta]

I think that currentlysobber has also the potential to become a meme

[Paul Markham]

My Hero...

Thank you.

[pornmasta]

Was that for the full games or the invalid ones and why only a silver?

http://www.google.com/search?num=10&...+not+impressed

[livexxx]

900k views, how many sales?

[pornmasta]

900k views, how many sales?

excellent question

[Paul Markham]

excellent question

Two yesterday on Astral Blue none so far today.

[martinsc]

;)

[Paul Markham]

A little gem for those shooting porn.

"Shooting good porn is about getting a model to convince the viewer she is what you say she is and not another paid model."

[DamianJ]

Even if I showed you stats you would say it was Photoshopped.

No I wouldn't. You don't have the skill to photoshop a stats page.

Post away!

[Paul Markham]

No I wouldn't. You don't have the skill to photoshop a stats page.

Post away!

Only if you post proof of your donation.

Anyway I made a mistake, it was one on PMT one on AB and one today.

[Paul Markham]

Why do I bother?

[mineistaken]

Why do I bother?

congrats

[Paul Markham]

congrats

Nothing marvellous, but it's nice to get something for nothing.

Still waiting for DJ to come back.

[DamianJ]

Nothing marvellous, but it's nice to get something for nothing.

I know you don't really get the internet, but posting a pic of two sales really doesn't prove they came from reddit.

Have you got google analytics installed on the sites yet? If you had, and had set up goals properly THEN you would know where the sales came from.

As it is, you've posted a pic showing you make fuck all sales.

We all knew that.

Well done.

Even if it *did* come from the non-credit card owning teenagers on reddit, you're converting 1:500,000 or so. Lolsome.



At least you can contribute something to the rent this month rather than just rely on your wife's salary. You da man!

[Paul Markham]

I know you don't really get the internet, but posting a pic of two sales really doesn't prove they came from reddit.

Have you got google analytics installed on the sites yet? If you had, and had set up goals properly THEN you would know where the sales came from.

As it is, you've posted a pic showing you make fuck all sales.

We all knew that.

Well done.

Even if it *did* come from the non-credit card owning teenagers on reddit, you're converting 1:500,000 or so. Lolsome.



At least you can contribute something to the rent this month rather than just rely on your wife's salary. You da man!

When are you going to post proof of your donation to charity?

[DamianJ]

When are you going to post proof of your donation to charity?

I've already explained twice Paul. I know old people forget stuff. I can draw a pic if you like, it might help you remember.

I'm glad you now understand how reddit gave you no sales though.

Progress!

Congrats again on your two sales.

[Paul Markham]

So you only care about what I think of the proof. No one believes you.

It's like his promise to refund money if his marketing doesn't work. He's good at finding reasons not to keep promises.

Run along there boy, we all see.

[DamianJ]

So you don't have google analytics set up and you have absolutely no idea where those two sales came from.

Cool.

[GAMEFINEST]

paul is buff.

[shake]

Laugh if you will, but he'll make some joins from this

[Colo_bitch]

A little gem for those shooting porn.

"Shooting good porn is about getting a model to convince the viewer she is what you say she is and not another paid model."

That's actually a pretty good quote . I would think that you would always want it believable

[pornmasta]

Slap damian, win a prize

[Niktamer]

too bad there is no tag on that pic.

will a revolution ever start on gfy, 4chan style ?

[papill0n]

wow did you just post that you do three sales a day on a good day ????????????

[Paul Markham]

So you don't have google analytics set up and you have absolutely no idea where those two sales came from.

Cool.

We're still waiting for proof of the Charity donation you promised.

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17939754&postcount=103

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19202149&postcount=32 Damian's excuses for not paying.

He promises to donate money, then goes back on his promise. Is this like his promise to refund his fees for marketing, if not effective?

[DamianJ]

Would you like me to set up Google Analytics for you Paul so you know if you get a sale from a certain source? That way you can avoid lying about reddit giving you sales.

[Paul Markham]

Would you like me to set up Google Analytics for you Paul so you know if you get a sale from a certain source? That way you can avoid lying about reddit giving you sales.

Is that another of your promises?

[DamianJ]

Is that another of your promises?

It's an offer of help, Paul. Just that.

You currently clearly have no idea where the two sales a day you get come from. If you track that, you can not only stop lying about getting sales from reddit, but you can work out where you actually DO get sales. This will allow you to make more sales.

It's painfully simple to set up. Your host should do it for your really, but if you need, I can help.

[Paul Markham]

That way you can avoid lying about reddit giving you sales.

Two yesterday on Astral Blue none so far today.

Never said where they came from. Thanks for illustrating your lies DJ.

[Paul Markham]

If I decide to ignore the amount of $3,000, as you clearly can't afford it. How about you donate $500 to Stop File Lockers and we all forget about the broken promise?

Adult King will of course confirm it, you like I will be contributing money to the fight and you will be regaining credibility here. Win/win/win

[pornmasta]

Thanks for illustrating your lies DJ.

This song is for you, paul and damian.



Just tell me who is who

[papill0n]

3 sales a day ?

you have got to be kidding me

if those 3 sales came from the reddit traffic then where the fuck are all the other sales you get every day ???

[Paul Markham]

This song is for you Damian.





And the best for you.

[pornmasta]

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/prodigy/fuelmyfire.html

[papill0n]

paul you normally dont make any sales

you made 3 solely because you were on the front page of reddit

any real webmaster can see it paul

keep talking yourself up though - whatever you need to do to get you thru the day matey

[pornmasta]

[DamianJ]

[QUOTE=Paul Markham;19242658]Never said where they came from./QUOTE]

Right, because you have no idea how to track where your sales come from.

Imagine that. How long has your site been up? Several years, and during all that time you've never had a clue as to where a single sale came from.

You're a funny guy!

[Paul Markham]

[QUOTE=DamianJ;19243893]

Never said where they came from./QUOTE]

Right, because you have no idea how to track where your sales come from.

Imagine that. How long has your site been up? Several years, and during all that time you've never had a clue as to where a single sale came from.

You're a funny guy!

Imagine if you had my lack of skills. You could of kept your word and paid the charity donation.

[DamianJ]

Imagine if you had my lack of skills.

It's not your lack of skills that amuses me. Everyone knows that you CAN track where sales came from. If you don't know how to do it, you pay someone to set it up for you. It's just astounding at your lack of business acumen that you thought, for the last 8 yeqrs or whatever, that knowing where your sales come from wasn't important.

You not only don't understand the internet, you don't understand business.

OK, you get a website, and you don't think it's important to know where your traffic comes from, what it does on the site and what elements of your site it hit before it signed up or left. WHen all that information is there. For free.

Brilliant.

Lots of people understand basic business, but don't have the skills to do things. So they get someone with the skills to do those things so their business can benefit.

Having a website with no tracking or stats on it is kinda like taking a picture with a lens cap on.

No wonder you have to send your wife out to work a dull minimum wage job to cover your rent!

[Paul Markham]

[grumpy]

It's not your lack of skills that amuses me. Everyone knows that you CAN track where sales came from. If you don't know how to do it, you pay someone to set it up for you. It's just astounding at your lack of business acumen that you thought, for the last 8 yeqrs or whatever, that knowing where your sales come from wasn't important.

You not only don't understand the internet, you don't understand business.

OK, you get a website, and you don't think it's important to know where your traffic comes from, what it does on the site and what elements of your site it hit before it signed up or left. WHen all that information is there. For free.

Brilliant.

Lots of people understand basic business, but don't have the skills to do things. So they get someone with the skills to do those things so their business can benefit.

Having a website with no tracking or stats on it is kinda like taking a picture with a lens cap on.

No wonder you have to send your wife out to work a dull minimum wage job to cover your rent!

You are obsessed with him, aint you? What is it...envy...jealous?

[DamianJ]

You are obsessed with him, aint you? What is it...envy...jealous?

Yes, I'm jealous. That's it.

I wish I had to leave my home country, move to a eastern european cabbage field, live in a house I am ashamed to post a pic of, sponge off the government with immigrant handouts, send my wife out to work as a secretary to pay the rent and spend my retirement (sic.) posting walls of text no one cares about.

That's the dream, right?

I was just trying to point out that if you have an internet site and no idea where your traffic comes from you are very stupid. Do you disagree?

[grumpy]

Yes, I'm jealous. That's it.

I wish I had to leave my home country, move to a eastern european cabbage field, live in a house I am ashamed to post a pic of, sponge off the government with immigrant handouts, send my wife out to work as a secretary to pay the rent and spend my retirement (sic.) posting walls of text no one cares about.

That's the dream, right?

I was just trying to point out that if you have an internet site and no idea where your traffic comes from you are very stupid. Do you disagree?

you care, you respond all the time, must be reading it to then.

[DamianJ]

you respond all the time

Never claimed I didn't respond. You and your straw men...

I sarcastically pointed out he had nothing to be jealous of, which is what you suggested initially.

Glad we're on the same page now. So, do you agree with Paul's business approach of not installing any analytical software so you have no idea where your sales and traffic come from?

[Paul Markham]

Yes, I'm jealous. That's it.

I wish I had to leave my home country, move to a eastern european cabbage field, live in a house I am ashamed to post a pic of, sponge off the government with immigrant handouts, send my wife out to work as a secretary to pay the rent and spend my retirement (sic.) posting walls of text no one cares about.

That's the dream, right?

I was just trying to point out that if you have an internet site and no idea where your traffic comes from you are very stupid. Do you disagree?

I'm glad you care.

[pornmasta]

[Paul Markham]

you care, you respond all the time, must be reading it to then.

Damian is butt hurt. It's easy to understand why. He hates me for talking about sex at a porn convention. And has had a hard on for me ever since. To cap it all last year I start a thread about how hard it is to shoot good porn today and he comes in with multiple posts trolling and showing his hatred.

Then I get an offer to shoot a single scene for $3,000. To him that's a fair chunk of change. He's foolish enough to think I won't grab it with two hands and how easy it would be for me do. So he makes a stupid promise he knows he can't afford to keep. AND then fuck it, I shoot the scene, it's not bad for a guy in my condition and out of practice. Reggie records it.

And he prays everyone forgets his promise.

Then the shit hits the fan again, the promise gets quoted and he can't keep it.

OH!! and he said I didn't get two joins and I prove him wrong again. And all he can come back is I don't have Google Analytics on my site. Big fucking deal.

Damian. I told you how to get out of the promise and earn some brownie points. $500 to Stop File Lockers and it's all forgotten.

[pornmasta]

He hates me for talking about sex at a porn convention. .

[Roald]

you care, you respond all the time, must be reading it to then.

It works both ways. They need each other

100 sales!!!