Eric or Theo, take a lok in here please and make your decision.

[scuba steve]

i just saw some of that video, i never knew he was british. explains so much now

[epitome]

Jealous much?

Considering I am gay, no.

[alf6300]

[2012]

i've made my decision :

Go Fuck Yourself

[ShoeBox]

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[epitome]

What about of the girl? Jealous Paul isn't touching you?

Busted...

[Freaky_Akula]

Eric or Theo, please ban Paul Markham.

[RyuLion]

:
xD

[marlboroack]

LOL @ PM getting fucked Photoshop.

[L-Pink]

LOL @ PM getting fucked Photoshop.

Speaking of getting fucked you still ripping off people?

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[wehateporn]

[papill0n]

thread backfire #5538753

[Supz]

pretty amazing!

[epitome]

[Paul Markham]

What about of the girl? Jealous Paul isn't touching you?

Why they think Lola looks nervous is beyond me, she wasn't when I shot these.













http://www.paulmarkham.com/details.php?id=2414

Just a myth started up by Damian and if he repeats it enough, others will pick it up as truth.

Now he will tell us Eva shot them, not able to tell her style from mine, and that doesn't work unless it was Eva scaring the girls.

[JFK]

its Watermelon Day! get out of the house

I had a canteloupe, does that count ?

[inthecrack]

Poor teen Lola looks uncomfortable when being touched by the creepy old photographer.

You probably read way too much into this video. I've shot with Lola many times. She is the most meek model I have ever worked with. That's just the way she is.

[Paul Markham]

You probably read way too much into this video. I've shot with Lola many times. She is the most meek model I have ever worked with. That's just the way she is.

Stop derailing a PERFECTLY GOOD MYTH.

Look at the open wet pussy and big eyes, she's not meek or scared, she's just quiet. We were the very first to shoot her and she was felling her way, we still see her in Olympia and always says hello.

[DamianJ]

Oh dear. This thread didn't quite go according to plan.

:D

[Paul Markham]

Oh dear. This thread didn't quite go according to plan.

:D

Proof you can get away with breaking the rules, lie and showing you for who you are. not so bad IMO.

We know why you're upset with me. I do know where you live, will be searching for the address among the downloaders or uploaders, I do know Ben Dover, done so for 30 years, and you never asked him about me. You lie and lie and get pissed off when caught out.

[DamianJ]

Proof you can get away with breaking the rules, lie and showing you for who you are. not so bad IMO.

We know why you're upset with me. I do know where you live, will be searching for the address among the downloaders or uploaders, I do know Ben Dover, done so for 30 years, and you never asked him about me. You lie and lie and get pissed off when caught out.

So, here we have a thread where you moan about lying and insinuating, and here you are lying about where I live, lying about knowing Lyndsey and lying about asking him about me pirating his films. And of course insinuating, again, I am a pirate.

Hilarious.

Paul, you fucked up. It's OK. You resorted to crime to make a living, that didn't work out so you fled the uk, bought a wife, rent a shack in a cabbage field and force her to go out to work as a secretary, the lowest sort of work a woman can do, because your immigrant benefits can't cover the bills.

I understand why you are so angry and bitter. 30 years in the game and you have nothing to show for it. I'd be pissed off too.

I guess this is another weekend where she has taken the kid and fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.



Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak the language and your own family fuck off to get away from you most weekends.

[AllAboutCams]

So, here we have a thread where you moan about lying and insinuating, and here you are lying about where I live, lying about knowing Lyndsey and lying about asking him about me pirating his films. And of course insinuating, again, I am a pirate.

Hilarious.

Paul, you fucked up. It's OK. You resorted to crime to make a living, that didn't work out so you fled the uk, bought a wife, rent a shack in a cabbage field and force her to go out to work as a secretary, the lowest sort of work a woman can do, because your immigrant benefits can't cover the bills.

I understand why you are so angry and bitter. 30 years in the game and you have nothing to show for it. I'd be pissed off too.

I guess this is another weekend where she has taken the kid and fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.



Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak the language and your own family fuck off to get away from you most weekends.

[inthecrack]

Stop derailing a PERFECTLY GOOD MYTH.

Look at the open wet pussy and big eyes, she's not meek or scared, she's just quiet. We were the very first to shoot her and she was felling her way, we still see her in Olympia and always says hello.

That IS what I meant.....

[ottopottomouse]

Broken ignore list again. Someone really should complain to vBulletin.

[Cherry7]

The point is did Lola come along to work as an adult model or as Paul's girlfriend or escort.

Do models have to except being touched groped and have their hand held by the "photographer" as part of their work?

[B.Barnato]

Broken ignore list again. Someone really should complain to vBulletin.

[CurrentlySober]

Lyndsey

Lyndsay

Or Simon...

[/pedantic_mode]

Only ribbing you After all, you do it all the time

[CurrentlySober]

Broken ignore list again. Someone really should complain to vBulletin.

[Paul Markham]

I guess this is another weekend where she has taken the kid and fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.



Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak the language and your own family fuck off to get away from you most weekends.

Someone should point out the stupidity of him posting this.

[bean-aid]

What is the down low? Who won?

[Paul Markham]

What is the down low? Who won?

I did. http://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=19104462#post19104462

[DamianJ]

I did. http://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=19104462#post19104462

If you mean you won the Lie Posting Competition, then yes, no one comes close Paul.

Or if you meant the Biggest Liar Living Off Immigrant Hand Outs Whilst Forcing His Wife To Work As A Secretary To Cover The Rent Whilst He Lies About Being Rich, then yes, you win again.

Congrats!

If, however, you meant The Pointless Internet Failure Who Started A Thread AGAIN To Try And Get Damian Banned For Winding Up Paul Markham then you fucking lost horribly.

Never mind!

[Paul Markham]

If you mean you won the Lie Posting Competition, then yes, no one comes close Paul.

Or if you meant the Biggest Liar Living Off Immigrant Hand Outs Whilst Forcing His Wife To Work As A Secretary To Cover The Rent Whilst He Lies About Being Rich, then yes, you win again.

Congrats!

If, however, you meant The Pointless Internet Failure Who Started A Thread AGAIN To Try And Get Damian Banned For Winding Up Paul Markham then you fucking lost horribly.

Never mind!

I guess this is another weekend where Jen fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.

Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak to real people and your own GF fucks off to get away from you most weekends.

[AllAboutCams]

ow fuck you can tell PM is getting mad

[Paul Markham]

ow fuck you can tell PM is getting mad

How do you work that one out?

Damian is the one throwing all the lies and insinuations, can't come up with proof and sinking to a lower level to get a reaction.

[DamianJ]

ow fuck you can tell PM is getting mad

He makes it so obvious when I am getting to him, doesn't he.

You'd think winning Troll of the Year would teach him to react better when being trolled.

Sadly not.

I don't think he's the brightest of buttons, bless.

Seems this thread has failed as much as his websites!

[Paul Markham]

He makes it so obvious when I am getting to him, doesn't he.

You'd think winning Troll of the Year would teach him to react better when being trolled.

Sadly not.

I don't think he's the brightest of buttons, bless.

Seems this thread has failed as much as his websites!

I guess this is another weekend where Jen fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.

Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak to real people and your own GF fucks off to get away from you most weekends.

[Paul Markham]

That IS what I meant.....

Sorry, was just being my normal joking self. I know what you mean, we were the first to shoot her and she was nervous of Eva being there. Wife and all that, she had no idea of the porn world and thought it was strange a husband and wife working together in it or even filming me. She has grown up a lot now. Porn does that.

Still it's me living the dream 99% of members would love to live, strange so many find it weird. Vegetarians selling meat, I guess explains it.

[L-Pink]

Hey Eric, I have an idea. When ever someone calls for a ban why don't you make sure someone does in fact get banned. Either the person being accused of an offense OR the dip shit asking for a ban.

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[TheSquealer]

Hey Eric, I have an idea. When ever someone calls for a ban why don't you make sure someone does in fact get banned. Either the person being accused of an offense OR the dip shit asking for a ban.

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^^^^^^^^

this

[MrCain]

LOL @ PM getting fucked Photoshop.

[Paul Markham]

^^^^^^^^

this

I agree as well.

The accused and the accuser have to present real evidence.

Here's mine.

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18483101&postcount=15

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18178754&postcount=24

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18162428&postcount=475

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18152523&postcount=55

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18151408&postcount=52

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18122407&postcount=231

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17914848&postcount=1

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17873308&postcount=75

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17423817&postcount=136

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18119790&postcount=189

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101167&postcount=40

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101163&postcount=39

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19099951&postcount=15

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19104760&postcount=72

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19103044&postcount=74

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19104755&postcount=85

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101462&postcount=19 "very young girls"?

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101816&postcount=42

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19104757&postcount=31

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19104758&postcount=7

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19099951&postcount=15

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101163&postcount=39

http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101167&postcount=40 Now he heard it from someone!

So far his offer of proving his lies is I should hit the search button.

So if Damian can top it, I will accept a 1 month ban. Or will place a self imposed one on myself. He doesn't have to ban himself if he fails. It will be interesting to see how he gets on.

The thing about me knowing Ben Dover. First met him in the late 70s or early 80s. It was at Mike's parties, he will remember. Next time was in a house in Greenwich often used to shoot TV stuff and porn. He was a cameraman, I brought a couple of girls who wanted to get into porn. The star of the film was Anne Marie Kyte. Met him a few times in John Graham's studio, he shot a lot there. I used to send him girls for his Ben Dover scenes when a suitable one turned up. Last time was in Vegas, I was with Eva and he never recognised me, lost my pony tail and not dressing like an old hippy.

The scene in London was small and we all ran across each other. Damian said he met Ben at a shoot. More info please Damian.

I can check it out.

[L-Pink]

...............

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[ottopottomouse]

Still it's me living the dream 99% of members would love to live

[papill0n]

nobody is getting banned paul

you are sport matey

this is the wasteland fool and you are a giant prehistoric donkey

[epitome]

Who wouldn't want to live in a cabbage field in a land where they understand no one? That's the dream man, that's the dream.

Worked his whole life so he can sit at home alone and do jigsaw puzzles and walk the dog.

I just got home from one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, which I call home. It started raining. On the way back all I could think about is how good Paul Markham has it. Heading to my pool as soon as it stops raining so I can spend more time thinking about how Paul Markham did it so I can copy and live that dream one day.

[papill0n]

Who wouldn't want to live in a cabbage field in a land where they understand no one? That's the dream man, that's the dream.

Worked his whole life so he can sit at home alone and do jigsaw puzzles and walk the dog.

I just got home from one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, which I call home. It started raining. On the way back all I could think about is how good Paul Markham has it. Heading to my pool as soon as it stops raining so I can spend more time thinking about how Paul Markham did it so I can copy and live that dream one day.

[ShoeBox]

yeah i want to be like paul markham on the internet at 80 years old posting stupid bullshit making young girls frightened...

[Danny B]

Bookmarked. This must be the funniest thread I've seen here for months.
If not years.

[ottopottomouse]

Who wouldn't want to live in a cabbage field in a land where they understand no one? That's the dream man, that's the dream.

Worked his whole life so he can sit at home alone and do jigsaw puzzles and walk the dog.

I just got home from one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, which I call home. It started raining. On the way back all I could think about is how good Paul Markham has it. Heading to my pool as soon as it stops raining so I can spend more time thinking about how Paul Markham did it so I can copy and live that dream one day.