Is Paul Markham the Chuck Norris of porn?

[BAKO]

Hi Paul

[DamianJ]

Paul Markham once roundhouse kicked one non-exclusive shoot into 763,000 dollars

Paul Markham has retired but still earns more than Bill Gates. In one morning. Of walking the jigsaw.

Paul Markham doesn't pay bored and scared looking teenagers to strip off their clothes. They pay him to fuck them. After every shoot.

[BAKO]

Paul Markham once roundhouse kicked one non-exclusive shoot into 763,000 dollars

Paul Markham has retired but still earns more than Bill Gates. In one morning. Of walking the jigsaw.

Paul Markham doesn't pay bored and scared looking teenagers to strip off their clothes. They pay him to fuck them. After every shoot.

[nikki99]

I WAS here

[Rochard]

Paul is the fucking Gary Busey of porn....

[papill0n]

Paul is the fucking Gary Busey of porn....

[u-Bob]

Paul Marham's house has no doors, only walls of text that he walks through.

[Tofu]

Paul Marham's house has no doors, only walls of text that he walks through.

OMG...that was funny as hell!

[epitome]

Paul Markham is the Arnold Schwarzenegger of porn. A washed up has been who everyone has lost respect for.

[brassmonkey]

Paul is the fucking Gary Busey of porn....

bussey is a O.G. of actors i watched some of earlier movies good stuff

[BAKO]

Where is the old fart?

[DVTimes]

Paul Markham

[pornmasta]

Paul Markham's pictures are so cool that people bought them

[waltgator]

Paul Markham's pictures are so cool that people bought them

haha...

[Failed]

There is no money in porn, Paul Markham has it all.

The money is in motion, because Paul Markham gave it a roundhouse kick.

Paul Markham fucked her before Boneprone did.

Threads are useless without pics of Paul Markham.

This thread delivers, because we mentioned Paul Markham.

[DamianJ]

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[Just Alex]

Paul >>>>>>>> Chuck

[geedub]

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classic.

[Kenny B!]

Paul >>>>>>>> Up Chuck

fixed it for you

[candyflip]

none - the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners. the rest of the galleries are Paul Markham's.

[nakeddutch]

here's paul kicking ass.




Yeah - Paul Markham kicks fucking ass!

[DTK]

Paul Markham fucked her before Boneprone did.

Nice!

[lagcam]

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That won't work.

There has to be mention of "$3k"

[adultchatpay]

There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Paul counts for 4 of them.

[Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE]

He's a hahahahahaha.

[CPA37710T]

paul markham took a pic of magic johnson and the pic showed the cured for aids

[CPA37710T]

cure* that is

[DTK]

Just reading Paul Markham in the thread title, all toilets in my house immediately flushed themselves.

yes, but were there a sufficient number of toilets per occupant?

[CPA37710T]

paul markham had such a camera that he made a photoshoot for a TGP and it converted into a tube!

[CPA37710T]

paul markham is so old he counts megapixels instead of years

[Paul Markham]

Bump for more funny remarks.

[ReggieDurango]

paul markham had such a camera that he made a photoshoot for a TGP and it converted into a tube!

Dude, what the hell?
Is that supposed to be funny?

[FetishBar]

Thanks God its Paul Markham!

[CPA37710T]

Dude, what the hell?
Is that supposed to be funny?

im in a drinking session dont blame my stupidity

[Paul Markham]

im in a drinking session dont blame my stupidity

Then what's your excuse for when you're sober?

[nico-t]

Paul Marham's house has no doors, only walls of text that he walks through.

[anexsia]

Paul Markham's magic joins generate so much wealth, just the taxation off profits could balanced the EU's debt.

[waltgator]

There is no money in porn, Paul Markham has it all.

The money is in motion, because Paul Markham gave it a roundhouse kick.

Paul Markham fucked her before Boneprone did.

Threads are useless without pics of Paul Markham.

This thread delivers, because we mentioned Paul Markham.

haha explains it all! thats it, im leaving magical porno land

[Theo]

Paul Markham won American Idol using only sign language

[Paul Markham]

That won't work.

There has to be mention of "$3k"

Damian only needs to see my name.

[Barry-xlovecam]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Paul Markham's nutsack.

[NewNick]

Paul Markham is Spartacus.


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[bigluv]

I think Paul is more dick clark than chuck norris

[pornmasta]

This is PAUL MARKHAM !

[anexsia]

Paul Markham won American Idol using only sign language

[Paul Markham]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Paul Markham's nutsack.

[pornmasta]

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[Colmike9]

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