Any new funny stories from shootings to share? I'll start

[WTFBucks]

Here's mine

So there was a male model who we used to film pretty often
He NEVER took his hat off. I mean NEVER.
Could be all naked but *left his hat on* which was already rather comical.
We even made bets in the office what's under the hat. Had some crazy ideas lol

Been wondering for about a year why the fuck he never takes it off.
The guy is 24 or so, couldn't even think of the most natural explaination.
And it wasn't just our office that noticed, but pretty much everybody in Russia who filmed and watched porn.
One of the most discussed topics on boards lol






Then this happened on shootings and cracked me up



If he wasn't wearing that stupid hat for such a long time nobody would give a fuck.
But it was actually him who made this big deal out of it.
Poor guy was destroyed. And I laughed my lungs out.
Could have removed it from the final cut cause we knew what feedback it would get but we didn't... That's evil, I know Bash me for it

[Theodora]

This is fucking hilarious rofl!!!

[Markul]

haha the guy that knocks it off looks like he laughed his ass off

[Phoenix]

i think theodoras avatar is hiding something down below

[SilentKnight]

A few years back we were doin' an outdoor bondage shoot in (what we thought) was a rather remote and isolated wooded area. We'd hiked through some rough terrain to reach the spot along the Niagara escarpment.

Ten minutes after we'd gotten the gear set up and the model in position, we hear voices a short distance away...heading our way.

We hastily got the model covered just as a group of thirty (or so) senior citizens showed up. Turns out they were on an afternoon hike and had reached the area along a well-tramped hiking trail that we weren't able to see through the foliage from our location.

Since it was obvious by the gear and fetish props/cuffs/outfits that it wasn't a wedding or grad shoot we were doing - we got a few humorous comments thrown our way - including an offer by one old fart to 'model' for us, lol. All good-natured fun, though...and they continued on their way after a few minutes.

[WetandPuffy]

ROFL , That is the best thing I have heard all day.

[Kevin Marx]

A few years ago I was shooting a solo model. She was reasonably well known at that point but was developing content for her personal site.

It's my first day shooting her and so we're going through the first photo set and everything is great. I eventually get to the point and instruct her to do some labial spreads. No problem whatsoever. She's spreading her legs wider than the grand canyon, doesn't mind sticking her ass out, arching her back.. she's doing the works.

Well, I finally say, ok sweetie, now put your finger in your pussy please....... Nothing

I repeat it thinking she hasn't heard me.

She looks at me and is almost in tears and I am thinking what the hell?

I ask her, ummmmm, you masturbate don't you. Oh yeah sure, sometimes. I say, don't you put your finger in your pussy to masturbate? She says, well, I normally just have sex with my boyfriend. Ummmm, Yeah, when you can sure, I get that.

But don't you put your fingers in there to get off?

Um, no......... IT'S SQUISHY!!!!

I'm thinking to myself, yeah, no kidding.... that's pretty much the best part!!!

So, in deference to "Finding Nemo".... We nicknamed her Squishy.

[yuu.design]

hahaha,lol

[Just Alex]

Never laughed that hard.
This one time, in band camp

[Rochard]

I wasn't there but I came across this years ago while working for Lightspeed Cash.

Niko was our photographer, and they were getting ready for a photo shoot goofing off. Taylor Little - who was no longer little at this point - decided to jump from the "adobe" style TV stand onto the bed. Worked great the first time, but the second time not so much.



From what I understand Niko just put some magazines up there to cover up the hole and checked out, and the hotel never said a thing about it.

[seeandsee]

Hotel manager was bride with sexy pics of girls

[Theodora]

i think theodoras avatar is hiding something down below

haha nooooooooo

too bad if you don't know who this is

[John-ACWM]

LOL busted, no more a secret, mystery gone!

[mavruda]

haha nooooooooo

too bad if you don't know who this is

You look like Lucy Liu. I like you.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

I flew a model into the Bay Area from LA yesterday especially for a nude beach photo session in San Francisco today...

Yesterday the weather was a glorious sunny 90 degrees in San Jose, 45 miles south of San Francisco - the hottest day of the year so far, and the forecast for today was supposed to be equally nice.

Up until we got close to the beach the weather was excellent, however this is what the Golden Gate Bridge looked like this afternoon:



Meanwhile, only a few miles away:



Oh well, no use fighting with Mother Nature, so we took it inside:









All is well that ends with a nekkid girl...



In case you think the model looks familiar, she is Tia Tanaka with new ink and new bigger bewbies courtesy of breast implants. Not a big fan of implants, however Tia's looked pretty damn nice (and I love to work with Tia anyway)!



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