What should I use as a splash page?

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  • AdPatron
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    • Apr 2003
    • 17706

    #1

    What should I use as a splash page?

    I need ideas for my splash page. It's non-adult. I was thinking definitely need a join button, but that is all. Brainstorm with me....

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  • BFT3K
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    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #2
    I would do something kinda like hats.com does, but without the hats and hat references.


    ... well maybe a few hat references.

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    • AdPatron
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      • Apr 2003
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      #3
      Originally posted by BFT3K
      I would do something kinda like hats.com does, but without the hats and hat references.


      ... well maybe a few hat references.


      Hmmm. Can you be more specific?

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      • BFT3K
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2005
        • 10764

        #4
        Originally posted by JoesTraffic
        Hmmm. Can you be more specific?
        I would like to be more specific, I really would, but the vague and ambiguous hat site references are the best I can do on short notice.

        Another possible idea could maybe incorporate a ping-pong table and a dwarf, or maybe just one giant napkin!

        Yeah, I can see it now... all napkiny and shit. Awesome!

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        • DamianJ
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2006
          • 15808

          #5
          Originally posted by BFT3K
          I would like to be more specific, I really would, but the vague and ambiguous hat site references are the best I can do on short notice.

          Another possible idea could maybe incorporate a ping-pong table and a dwarf, or maybe just one giant napkin!

          Yeah, I can see it now... all napkiny and shit. Awesome!
          That is just stupid. I was with you with the hat shit, but the napkiny shit is shit.

          The splash page needs some kind of trap, so diggnation geeks can shout "it's a trap" at the screen. That is all. And the hats.

          Anything else is gilding the lily.

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          • The Duck
            Adult Content Provider
            • May 2005
            • 18243

            #6
            Originally posted by BFT3K
            I would like to be more specific, I really would, but the vague and ambiguous hat site references are the best I can do on short notice.

            Another possible idea could maybe incorporate a ping-pong table and a dwarf, or maybe just one giant napkin!

            Yeah, I can see it now... all napkiny and shit. Awesome!
            Skype Horusmaia
            ICQ 41555245
            Email [email protected]

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            • AdPatron
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              • Apr 2003
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              #7
              Originally posted by DamianJ
              The splash page needs some kind of trap, so diggnation geeks can shout "it's a trap" at the screen. That is all. And the hats.

              Anything else is gilding the lily.

              Hmmm. I'm digging the trap idea. Trap them how is now the question.

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              • BFT3K
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2005
                • 10764

                #8

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                • AdPatron
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 17706

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BFT3K


                  Someone should put a women on the bed.

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                  • AdPatron
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                    • Apr 2003
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                    #10
                    I'm still stumped.

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                    • BFT3K
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 10764

                      #11
                      Maybe something like this?

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                      • AdPatron
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                        • Apr 2003
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by BFT3K
                        Maybe something like this?

                        Guy needs more air in his tires.

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                        • BFT3K
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 10764

                          #13
                          Put this guy on your splash page.

                          He just wants to dance...



                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeoUCwU8EUw

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