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[MCRiv]

In fact that VP sample still looks pretty good considering that idiot wouldn't let me do it the way I wanted to because he's an artist himself so that was pretty much his design done on my computer.

[MCRiv]

And he was potted up most the time I was talking to him so it was like trying to work with a veggie.

[MCRiv]

To all those worried that the obnoxious threads will stop have no fear they will not in 2 weeks I will have a design site up better then adultdesign.com mark my words. But it will be mainstream.

[TheMaster]

please sent some samples to

mcrivsamples [theaddsign] callisto-online.biz

[Scroto]

you were an arrogant asshole then and still are.. good luck

[J. Falcon]

You must be great to hang out with.

[MCRiv]

Hey Scroto I actually lied about being n dick wanna see a pic? You are dumb.

[MCRiv]

The funny part is the joke is on YOU MARK MY WORDS.

[MCRiv]

Good Call Me The Adult Design Kobe Bryant Arrogany But Still The Best In The Avn So F Off.

[MCRiv]

AT least this 8/1

[MCRiv]

You must be great to hang out with.

No I'm a total asshole but I will go above and beyond what anyone else will do so why the hell should I be nice? Most these guys will design a nice design site and hand you shit. I'm telling you I'll design your whole site after I'm done you pay me 20% less then Evisionext.

[MCRiv]

You pay me nothing beforehand who the hell else has the ballz to offer that? My fater is on thew board of directors at Citigroup the worlds largest company my mother was an award winning artist I come from champion genes. Conceited as shit. Who the hell else has the balls to do a 10k design to your exact specs for you before you ever pay with no catches. I'm the new Design King. Evisionext is great I recogonize talent when I see it but it is what it is. No one will do this for you. No one else has the ballz but me. The Best Porn said my design was nice, Freeones amazing, my man Sir Rodney Aestetically pleasing. Face the facts I'm the new monster on GFY. What are you afraid of? Leave me some specs I'll give you a splash page, 3 tour pages, and a join page better then Envisionext, Harvey, Blue Design and anyone else to your exact specs before you even have to pay.

[MCRiv]

You don't even have to tell people I did your site because I am the worlds biggest asshole and a genious just pay me my cash. My tours convert 1/10 for affiliates what the hell do yours?

[(Gk)]

So far you are GFY's post count spammer kiddie king, nothing more.

Good luck.

[MCRiv]

I would make fun of you too but I love Brazil.

[Scroto]

Dude, you know you can address more than one person in just one post right?

lets see here..

Some posts by the best designer ever MCRiv

I need a web designer
https://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/809504-web-designer-awiz.html

Where can I get a content management system for cheap and a designer/progammer
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/807768-content-management-system-cheap-designer-progammer.html

I need an advanced css designer to help me asap
https://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/806783-advanced-css-designer-help-asap.html

Need design work right away
https://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/794458-design.html

What do you designers think about this tour (bashes all those who disagree)
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/787119-designers-tour.html

Which tour looks better (bashes all those who disagree)
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/787289-tour-looks.html

[MCRiv]

Dude I saved your email saying you loved my original design so stop while you're ahead. You of all people should talk you're a fucking artist too lazy to learn to design at least I put forth the effort to learn and have ads in AVN and XBiz for a 2 million dollar site. What are you doing with your talent?

[MCRiv]

And I'm in my 20's it would seem that the time between my original work and now would be sufficient to learn a few things no? How long is a college semester Scroto?

[MCRiv]

Have you ever ordered revisions on a 2 million dollar site by one of the best designers in the World? Have you designed for Sony? Have you ever been anything but an unappreciative scumbag? Your whole claim to fame is being on Howard Stern. Your sites still look like shit to me.

[Scroto]

Originally Posted by MCRiv

Dude I saved your email saying you loved my original design so stop while you're ahead. You of all people should talk you're a fucking artist too lazy to learn to design at least I put forth the effort to learn and have ads in AVN and XBiz for a 2 million dollar site. What are you doing with your talent?

Originally Posted by MCRiv

And I'm in my 20's it would seem that the time between my original work and now would be sufficient to learn a few things no? How long is a college semester Scroto?

I only replied because you called me a pot head with no brains..

I'm not a designer, never will be. I don't want to be! I'm quite happy with my current situation

I'm not taking your bait. I have better things to do

[MCRiv]

It's funny you say it sucks Adult reviews says it's "very classy and well designed" hmm? You say it sucks Spencer says it looks good. You say it sucks Petra says it's amazing, You say it sucks the guy who signed MJ says it's amazing, you say it sucks Sir Rodney says it's aestically pleasing, you say it sucks porn adept says my design is sleek, you say it sucks porn adept says "In a word, the design of LezboLand is sleek. From the first moment I lay my eyes on the tour, I'm certain that this is a site that's well taken care of, and like anything that someone takes pride in, this translates into high-quality. The members' area is just as well-designed." You say it sucks I say you suck dick and are jealous.

[MCRiv]

I like Zuzana designs too by the way I like adult designs but don't like Stan. I like Blue designs. My favorite deisgner did Private.com. I just know I can do better and offer a better deal the facts are facts call me arrogant if you want.

[MCRiv]

I guarantee anyone I will design you a site up to Private.com or Playboy.com caliber for 20% less then Envisionext. You pay after your satisfied. My thing is Evisionext is really expensive and 20% less is till expensive so I will show you the work is worth the money before you pay. The catch is if you don't pay you won't have a site. Who else offers a full site sample? This is a no brainer for me.

[MCRiv]

You know what Scroto I'm not going to even argue with you you're a cool dude we had a few laughs but just don't get along I'll leave it at that good luck with VP.

[MCRiv]

In matter of fact I've created 1 site with strong design reviews accross the board. Creating 100 different ones in a timely matter would not be hard for me. That's what I'm good at. The reason I only have 1 was because I wanted to be a webmaster someone else forced me out of financially neccesity to take an adult design job and I have 2 of the best looking ads in next months AVN and XBIZ. I was fired because I did not get along with my boss because I was told I was not allowed to put spanish, black, or asian girls in the ads. I am a White Puerto Rican. I look very white probably Italian, but I have black cousins and nephews, and an asian daughter and I was insulted by that and my boss saying he hates black people led to me having an attitude and I was let go. And that is the honest to God's truth on my daughter's life. It's the reason I don't have a portfolio. This offer was out of financial despiration because I can produce Evisionext quality work at a 20% discount so I can live. But you know what this is my last post on GFY. The whole adult thing is conflicting with my belief in God and maybe this was his way of punishing me for not taking the time to build a legitimate mainstream site. But that's the truth and no I'm not arrogant. I just sold my first and last adult gesign for 10k and I'm not here to judge anyone I pray my boss finds God and I wish you all well but this adult entertainment lifestyle is not for me. God Bless.

[MCRiv]

I'm not going to name the sites so affiliates don't want to promote them, only Stan my boss and I know and I'll let karma catch up to my boss. And my only problem with you Stan was you had an arrogant attitude without even knowing I helped redesign elements of one site and the overall look of the other one. Doesn't matter anymore I quit adult I've met way too many shady people in this industry and just don't feel right about it. Not that anyone cares.

[Porn Ass]

MCRiv, if u would have put the ego and arrogance aside and just tossed together a couple quick samples to show people. Instead of telling them all they suck and to fuck off.. u would probably have some work lined up right now


But u bashed everyone, mouthed off and ur worst samples got posted instead..

Good luck

[MCRiv]

Dude I think you missed the part where I got a couple of hundred people to read I was faced with racism and chose the right path. I think you also missed the part where I said my first design sold for 10k and it's my last adult design. I think you missed the point about me getting a shitload of people to read this post. I think you missed the point that I just treated all you how I was treated by my company and I want nothing to do with design. I think you missed the point that racism is still a real problem in America and I am white and fighting it. It's a just cause. The arrogance you were all treated with is the same way racism feels beleive me. So next time think twice. I'm not here to judge just offer my opinion on what's right. Dude if I really wanted work I would just get another GFY account and switch the name and samples this is about right and wrong.

[MCRiv]

And for the record in my opinion I'm not the best but I can equal the best work in the world. There can't be a best artist it's illogical thought. I know one thing the person who was responsible for this read every single post right down to this one.

[MCRiv]

I was offered 6 figures to do design and declined do you have that type of resolve, character?

[MCRiv]

If you don't you should get it the world would be a better place with less racists.

[MCRiv]

Now me telling a designer they suck and I'm better is kind of like telling a chinese girl they are not good enough to be promoted in an ad no?

[$tandaman]

What happened to the last post buddy?

[Porn Ass]

McRiv, you're a fucking retard. Nothing but excuses. Go away you idiot

No one believes any of your shit, you didnt do a 10k design for anyone. If you did, you wouldnt have come here begging for work...or at very LEAST could have shit out some samples..since you're a baller and all that..

[MCRiv]

What last post I quite adult design Stan you know who I mean is real mean and racist the guy who did the VideosZ affiliate site is pretty sick though. I think you have some of the best designers I think I can equal there work I've revised some of it, some of them are quite honestly amazing. I'm not interested in adult anymore even for 1 million dollars. Do you remember how Dave Chapelle walked away from Comedy Central and 50 million because he was being treated racist well this is the same thing on a much much smaller scale. I love producing art I just don't like being mocked while doing for being PR or told I can't use spanish, black or asian girls it's that simple. This is the sober me talking if you really want to know and on my daughter's life the truth. I would wish you good luck but you don't need it right now. I did revise some of your artists stuff though they could probably do the same to mine. Have you ever seen Marc Silvestri ink a Jim Lee. Look dude I don't care I was racially harrased by someone who thought I was the most awesome designer before he knew I was PR. Have to wonder if I would have even gotten such positive reviews for design if the reviewers saw me first even though I have white skin I still look hispanic probably even a little black. I think maybe not. That's something you can't understand so I'd appreciate it if you just leave me alone and be happy you're Russian and rich and are out pimping sites. Do me a favor don't question whether or not I'm telling the truth because I'm starting to get irritated I was the one done wrong.

[MCRiv]

McRiv, you're a fucking retard. Nothing but excuses. Go away you idiot

No one believes any of your shit, you didnt do a 10k design for anyone. If you did, you wouldnt have come here begging for work...or at very LEAST could have shit out some samples..since you're a baller and all that..


O.k. you are so right you totally caught me.

[Porn Ass]

Originally Posted by MCRiv

What last post I quite adult design Stan you know who I mean is real mean and racist the guy who did the VideosZ affiliate site is pretty sick though. I think you have some of the best designers I think I can equal there work I've revised some of it, some of them are quite honestly amazing. I'm not interested in adult anymore even for 1 million dollars. Do you remember how Dave Chapelle walked away from Comedy Central and 50 million because he was being treated racist well this is the same thing on a much much smaller scale. I love producing art I just don't like being mocked while doing for being PR or told I can't use spanish, black or asian girls it's that simple. This is the sober me talking if you really want to know and on my daughter's life the truth. I would wish you good luck but you don't need it right now. I did revise some of your artists stuff though they could probably do the same to mine. Have you ever seen Marc Silvestri ink a Jim Lee. Look dude I don't care I was racially harrased by someone who thought I was the most awesome designer before he knew I was PR. Have to wonder if I would have even gotten such positive reviews for design if the reviewers saw me first even though I have white skin I still look hispanic probably even a little black. I think maybe not. That's something you can't understand so I'd appreciate it if you just leave me alone and be happy you're Russian and rich and are out pimping sites. Do me a favor don't question whether or not I'm telling the truth because I'm starting to get irritated I was the one done wrong.

If you dont want to do adult and so conflicted by it, get the fuck away from gfy and stop posting

[MCRiv]

Ha Ha April Fools day I was lying the whole time da da da da

[MCRiv]

If you dont want to do adult and so conflicted by it, get the fuck away from gfy and stop posting


Dude fuck off I'll post all the fuck I want. Who are you what site do you own? How's your life?

[MCRiv]

Do you own Movie Profits?

[Porn Ass]

Originally Posted by MCRiv

Ha Ha April Fools day I was lying the whole time da da da da

that would have actually been funny

Originally Posted by MCRiv

If you dont want to do adult and so conflicted by it, get the fuck away from gfy and stop posting


Dude fuck off I'll post all the fuck I want. Who are you what site do you own? How's your life?

my life is fine, im sitting in my backyard by the pool with my laptop watching you make an ass of yourself

[MCRiv]

Yeah I'm making an ass of myself because I care what you think? Can't a man change from wanting to do adult to not in 1 day? Do you know what's happened to me in the past day. Do you know me? Dude I have no shame in saying I was racially harrasessed if that makes me an ass then I'm an ass keep laughing.

[Porn Ass]

Originally Posted by MCRiv

Yeah I'm making an ass of myself because I care what you think? Can't a man change from wanting to do adult to not in 1 day? Do you know what's happened to me in the past day. Do you know me? Dude I have no shame in saying I was racially harrasessed if that makes me an ass then I'm an ass keep laughing.

i meant by bashing all the potential clients asking for any kind of sample.

you should really go back and re read this thread post by post with an open mind.

if you want to do adult design, good for you. If you dont, good for you.

[MCRiv]

My point is this company is racist nothing else. How many people read this post. How many know the name? Just Stan. Probably you fuck off.

[Porn Ass]

Originally Posted by MCRiv

My point is this company is racist nothing else. How many people read this post. How many know the name? Just Stan. Probably you fuck off.

then that makes you even more of a weirdo.. you should have just outted the company if you felt like you do, instead of making a design thread and then blowing up on everyone

[MCRiv]

Ha ha ha ha

[MCRiv]

Why should I out the company the owner never treated me disrepectfully?

[Porn Ass]

ok im done here, you dont get it.. laters

[MCRiv]

No you don't get it this guy is reading this post right now.

[harvey]

short video recap for all of you who just started reading:

it all starts with https://youtube.com/watch?v=OzYdMSAkGqA and then continues with https://youtube.com/v/OeL8G53GmPw&hl=en&fs=1

that's it, just good ole GFY comedy