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MCRiv · 07-27-2008, 09:06 PM

I never claimed to be calm Van Gogh sliced off his own ear no?

MCRiv · 07-27-2008, 09:07 PM

What I claimed is I can out produce 90% of the guys on the market

MCRiv · 07-27-2008, 09:15 PM

mOST OF THEM HAVE A POOR UNDERSTANDING OF COLOR THEORY AND USE OF NEGATIVE SPACE.

Darkhorse · 07-27-2008, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MCRiv

Dude f off I don't want to do a sample for you. You see I'm the artist you are the one who would need me not vice versa. Or else you wouldn't be getting a hissy fit I don't want to do your tgp I want to design paysites, ads, banners, cms, etc. It's my right. If you want galleries write the philliphines.

Did I ask for a sample for me? No I asked you to post a sample for everyone to see so that your not just running your mouth like the 10yr old school girl you sound like. And fyi I didn't want a gallery it was a tgp site fool you really must do loads of work lol....

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Originally Posted by MCRiv

I don't even think you have the money to spend or else you would've shut up. If Evil Cash wants a custom sample you know what to do John.

I have money to spend on designers who I think can actually do a decent job, you continue to just run your mouth in this thread all your doing is making yourself look like a fucking little kid bragging on how good you are.

Back it up wanker...

harvey · 07-28-2008, 01:40 AM

man, you're really something...

http://www.lezboland.com/leznewa.html
http://www.lezboland.com/indexmain.html
http://www.lezboland.com/lenkaclaudiampg.html

these are your designs. It's not my business, but do you really think you will get any client insulting them? I don't know, maybe I'm too old. However, not too old to remember you begged me for advice on your strange tour and then you wanted me to work on it and fix it for free. I don't know. Hope you're just drunk or something

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 09:37 AM

Harvey I'm better then you so f off.

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 09:41 AM

Todd McFarlane was the superior artist who enlisted the help of Erik Larson who was not as talented. I even beleive Greg Olif did his inking and coloring. Why don't you shine my shoes because I think your designs suck. My new stuff is par none. I'll put them up against any design studio out and let the client judge just give me some specs what is everyone afraid of you can pay AFTER ALL THE WORK IS DONE if that doesn't show confidence don't know what does but Porn Savvy said that strange design was slick, and creative, and unique so blo me. I'm not here to make friends I'm not a nice man

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 09:43 AM

You want to show my first designs as represetitive of my work? Your a joke.

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 09:45 AM

This page looks like a JOKE TO ME HARVEY http://www.fdsign.com/2007/index.html A few brushes and patterns with no style. Maybe you are too old. I'm Spawn you're Stan Lee.

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 09:48 AM

I have a million more insults for anyone wanting to run your mouth.

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 09:50 AM

I just did all the ad work for the new largest dvd site in the world. what have you done lately?

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 09:57 AM

You know why I got fired for having a bad attitude for reasons I can't disclose because they'll probably sue me. But mark my words I was not wrong I wish everyone was fair but obviously things aren't always fair but hey I'm about to make them a shitload of $ off my ads look out for them in August AVN they are the best ones in the magazine.

domainguy · 07-28-2008, 10:49 AM

interested in some samples

mikeet · 07-28-2008, 12:38 PM

Put your mouth to better use asshole and start sucking dick with it instead!

harvey · 07-28-2008, 01:05 PM

ok, kiddo, good luck next time you come crying to me for help

and yes, you're nothing but a comic character, no doubts about it

fris · 07-28-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MCRiv

"this thread was a waste"

I see your one of those people who runs your mouth without nowing anything I use to design for Sony Records what have you done?

you said you would email samples, you didnt, why am i wasting my time with this?

what kind of designer doesnt have a portfolio.

show me some current samples of work you have done, that can be verified.

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 08:02 PM

Harvey I'm going to call you John Romata from now on. I'm Todd Mc Farklane don't forget it only takes 2 weeks of reading to learn what I asked you for help with 4 months ago. Fris if you can read give an email address and what the hell you want to see a sample of and I will do it in a couple of hours to your satisfaction. The type of designer that doesn't have aportfolio is the type that doesn't own his own work. I swear you guys must be brain dead. Look it's this simple say hey make me a 1 page layout with an elegant style I like red and purple, and abstract shapes, nothing to glossy and I'll do the sample free. You don't have to pay until your site is done. What the F is so hard to get? Is there something unfair or ungenerous about that? I'm sorry but besides the fact that I design I beleive in God and am conflicted by the porn thing but hey Harvey I just sold my forst design for 9k? How much was yours? DW. From now on I'll call you John Romata or Erik Larsen ok?

Shinjiro · 07-28-2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

you said you would email samples, you didnt, why am i wasting my time with this?

what kind of designer doesnt have a portfolio.

show me some current samples of work you have done, that can be verified.

I am also looking for the same. I posted and never received an email.

harvey · 07-28-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MCRiv

Harvey I'm going to call you John Romata from now on. I'm Todd Mc Farklane don't forget it only takes 2 weeks of reading to learn what I asked you for help with 4 months ago. Fris if you can read give an email address and what the hell you want to see a sample of and I will do it in a couple of hours to your satisfaction. The type of designer that doesn't have aportfolio is the type that doesn't own his own work. I swear you guys must be brain dead. Look it's this simple say hey make me a 1 page layout with an elegant style I like red and purple, and abstract shapes, nothing to glossy and I'll do the sample free. You don't have to pay until your site is done. What the F is so hard to get? Is there something unfair or ungenerous about that? I'm sorry but besides the fact that I design I beleive in God and am conflicted by the porn thing but hey Harvey I just sold my forst design for 9k? How much was yours? DW. From now on I'll call you John Romata or Erik Larsen ok?

you believe in God, you are conflicted by porn yet you own a porn paysite, design(ed 1) crappy porn tours, compare yourself to adult design companies and post on adult forums? Wow, I want some of that you're smoking, it must be really cool

and you can call me whatever you want, as if I care that a comic character calls me something. In the meanwhile, keep begging for work as you insult your possible customers, kiddo, I couldn't even imagine who would hire a lunatic like you

this thread went from crazy to terribly amusing, you should have post this in the main forum, everyone deserves to see this thread for a good laugh

I just hope you don't take your pills or at least mix them with alcohol, you're really funny

harvey · 07-28-2008, 08:29 PM

the funny part is most people is missing the background, if they knew at least something they would understand the full joke. Please please please post your designs, I can give you free hosting with unlimited transfer if you want, but please post them, after all none of us can polish your shoes, so what do you have to worry? I just want to be your pupil and maybe (just maybe) I will be able to copy some of your genius inspired designs

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 08:46 PM

Harvey to me your designs lack vision. You have a great grasp on how to code and use PS but lack creativity and vision. In other words your designs are pretty as in pretty boring. I only admire the guy who did Private.com, and besides that Stan da Man has some sick artists you should just shut up. I designed for Sony Entertainment, but sorry this is like a step back for me. I think at one time I explained to you I learned to design Flash Sites for record companies before but I can see you are braindead.

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 08:53 PM

this is a nice design http://www.apple.com Your sites look like overdone graphitti garbodge. Here's a nice one too http://webmasters.videosz.com/?s=1035|7338|0

harvey · 07-28-2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MCRiv

Harvey to me your designs lack vision. You have a great grasp on how to code and use PS but lack creativity and vision. In other words your designs are pretty as in pretty boring. I only admire the guy who did Private.com, and besides that Stan da Man has some sick artists you should just shut up. I designed for Sony Entertainment, but sorry this is like a step back for me. I think at one time I explained to you I learned to design Flash Sites for record companies before but I can see you are braindead.

I already told you, I'm your humble admirer and I recogn I've not a chance against you, I just want a slice of the glory, just let me host your designs so I can tell the world I hosted them once

And for the record, I'm not comparing myself to a company with loads of designers and programmers (nor with any individual designer, as we're at it). I just want to be your friend, and same as I helped you before, I still want to do it, jsut let me host your designs, guess you won't say no to unlimited free hosting, right?

MCRiv · 07-28-2008, 09:01 PM

I can afford my own hosting I don't like you or your stuff it is overdone trash like an 80s subway train. Dude the guy who signed Michael Jackson said my work is amazing there is nothing you can say to me I don't like you. I'm much younger then you. Was more talented then you and still asked you for help, and you declined but the funny thing that happens as time passes is people become fluent in different coding languages. Bite me

J. Falcon · 07-28-2008, 10:42 PM

This thread delivers

robfantasy · 07-28-2008, 10:55 PM

bro u are a lunatic

donkevlar · 07-28-2008, 11:11 PM

COCCCCCCAINNNNEEEEE!!!!

*sniff*

DamageX · 07-29-2008, 12:22 AM

WTF, did AlienQ get a fake nick or something? Somebody needs to lay down the crack pipe...

fris · 07-29-2008, 12:27 AM

those samples on lezboland are hideous

Darkhorse · 07-29-2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

WTF, did AlienQ get a fake nick or something? Somebody needs to lay down the crack pipe...

Quoted because it's funny...

xander_os · 07-29-2008, 12:48 AM

Lol this thread is funny!

hitting you up now darkhorse

CyberHustler · 07-29-2008, 12:49 AM

What a complete failure...

Darkhorse · 07-29-2008, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by xander_os

Lol this thread is funny!

hitting you up now darkhorse

Gotcha, thanks mate.

v4 media · 07-29-2008, 01:43 AM

http://www.lezboland.com/toura.html
this is you yep, is it the only thing you have to show because that's not up to Envisionext standard.

Porn Ass · 07-29-2008, 01:57 AM

this guy is a train wreck, you should see the sample he did for a buddy of mine for his voyeur site.. it was some green and black alien thing LOL ill have to get the pic and post it

Some Guy · 07-29-2008, 02:12 AM

MCRiv, it's funny how you keep comparing yourself to Todd McFarlane, who happens to be one of the most overrated comic book artists of all time.

Ironic.

TCAP · 07-29-2008, 02:20 AM

by the tone of his posts, maybe Donny Long is trying his hand at designing?

Porn Ass · 07-29-2008, 02:27 AM

sorry guys, i had to get the image from scroto

Darkhorse · 07-29-2008, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Porn Ass

sorry guys, i had to get the image from scroto

ahhaahahaha to fucking funny..... awesome work there Bro.....

Porn Ass · 07-29-2008, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkhorse

ahhaahahaha to fucking funny..... awesome work there Bro.....

search his posts, half are asking for design and css help

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-29-2008, 03:16 AM

Awesome thread! It was Meltdown Worthy at The iAlien Press

http://www.ialien.com/press/

Twisted Dave · 07-29-2008, 05:21 AM

MCRiv ... you destroyed your adult design career in the first few posts....

Silly boy.

J. Falcon · 07-29-2008, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

MCRiv ... you destroyed your adult design career in the first few posts....

Silly boy.

IamShaider · 07-29-2008, 05:59 AM

houston we have a problem

MCRiv · 07-29-2008, 06:50 AM

um if you are blind bite me seems pretty sick to me. Yes I am crazy better then envisionext.

MCRiv · 07-29-2008, 06:56 AM

The funniest part is that's what your pothead friend asked for. Alright I'm crazy I'll post one sample for all of you since no one is interested enough for a custom sample.

_Rush_ · 07-29-2008, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PunchBunny Dave

MCRiv ... you destroyed your adult design career in the first few posts....

Silly boy.

Yeah, he's pretty much over...

What's so great about Envisionext anyway? I checked out their portfolio and it doesn't seem impressive at all.

MCRiv · 07-29-2008, 07:02 AM

The funniest thing is Spencer and Duke gave my design a higher score then Stan's fagship site Video Sexperts if you click on the review itself even inspite of the fact the members area was incomplete at the time of the review. In fact I really didn't even bother to design the inside too much because I didn't have the money for more content. In fact Adult Reviews, Sir Rodney, and Porn Adept all said the design was impressive and I don't even know them. I suck? Jealousy is a bit ch.

MCRiv · 07-29-2008, 07:07 AM

If you can look at this page and say it sucks you are pretty much either jealous or retarded. I know my attitude sucks but life sucks and I have mild Parkinsons do you? So how am I still doing better work? http://www.lezboland.com/

MCRiv · 07-29-2008, 07:11 AM

And that's not even close to my best work. You guys don't want a custom sample when I'm trying to help you fine I'll have a full working sample site just to take your clients money from you within 2 weeks. Bye Bye.

07-28-2008, 01:40 AM	#55
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	man, you're really something... http://www.lezboland.com/leznewa.html http://www.lezboland.com/indexmain.html http://www.lezboland.com/lenkaclaudiampg.html these are your designs. It's not my business, but do you really think you will get any client insulting them? I don't know, maybe I'm too old. However, not too old to remember you begged me for advice on your strange tour and then you wanted me to work on it and fix it for free. I don't know. Hope you're just drunk or something __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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07-28-2008, 12:38 PM	#64
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07-28-2008, 01:05 PM	#65
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	ok, kiddo, good luck next time you come crying to me for help and yes, you're nothing but a comic character, no doubts about it __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

07-28-2008, 08:29 PM	#70
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	the funny part is most people is missing the background, if they knew at least something they would understand the full joke. Please please please post your designs, I can give you free hosting with unlimited transfer if you want, but please post them, after all none of us can polish your shoes, so what do you have to worry? I just want to be your pupil and maybe (just maybe) I will be able to copy some of your genius inspired designs __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

07-27-2008, 09:06 PM	#51
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	I never claimed to be calm Van Gogh sliced off his own ear no?

07-27-2008, 09:07 PM	#52
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	What I claimed is I can out produce 90% of the guys on the market

07-27-2008, 09:15 PM	#53
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	mOST OF THEM HAVE A POOR UNDERSTANDING OF COLOR THEORY AND USE OF NEGATIVE SPACE.

07-28-2008, 09:37 AM	#56
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	Harvey I'm better then you so f off.

07-28-2008, 09:41 AM	#57
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	Todd McFarlane was the superior artist who enlisted the help of Erik Larson who was not as talented. I even beleive Greg Olif did his inking and coloring. Why don't you shine my shoes because I think your designs suck. My new stuff is par none. I'll put them up against any design studio out and let the client judge just give me some specs what is everyone afraid of you can pay AFTER ALL THE WORK IS DONE if that doesn't show confidence don't know what does but Porn Savvy said that strange design was slick, and creative, and unique so blo me. I'm not here to make friends I'm not a nice man

07-28-2008, 09:43 AM	#58
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	You want to show my first designs as represetitive of my work? Your a joke.

07-28-2008, 09:45 AM	#59
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	This page looks like a JOKE TO ME HARVEY http://www.fdsign.com/2007/index.html A few brushes and patterns with no style. Maybe you are too old. I'm Spawn you're Stan Lee.

07-28-2008, 09:48 AM	#60
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	I have a million more insults for anyone wanting to run your mouth.

07-28-2008, 09:50 AM	#61
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	I just did all the ad work for the new largest dvd site in the world. what have you done lately?

07-28-2008, 09:57 AM	#62
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	You know why I got fired for having a bad attitude for reasons I can't disclose because they'll probably sue me. But mark my words I was not wrong I wish everyone was fair but obviously things aren't always fair but hey I'm about to make them a shitload of $ off my ads look out for them in August AVN they are the best ones in the magazine.

07-28-2008, 08:02 PM	#67
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	Harvey I'm going to call you John Romata from now on. I'm Todd Mc Farklane don't forget it only takes 2 weeks of reading to learn what I asked you for help with 4 months ago. Fris if you can read give an email address and what the hell you want to see a sample of and I will do it in a couple of hours to your satisfaction. The type of designer that doesn't have aportfolio is the type that doesn't own his own work. I swear you guys must be brain dead. Look it's this simple say hey make me a 1 page layout with an elegant style I like red and purple, and abstract shapes, nothing to glossy and I'll do the sample free. You don't have to pay until your site is done. What the F is so hard to get? Is there something unfair or ungenerous about that? I'm sorry but besides the fact that I design I beleive in God and am conflicted by the porn thing but hey Harvey I just sold my forst design for 9k? How much was yours? DW. From now on I'll call you John Romata or Erik Larsen ok?

07-28-2008, 08:46 PM	#71
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	Harvey to me your designs lack vision. You have a great grasp on how to code and use PS but lack creativity and vision. In other words your designs are pretty as in pretty boring. I only admire the guy who did Private.com, and besides that Stan da Man has some sick artists you should just shut up. I designed for Sony Entertainment, but sorry this is like a step back for me. I think at one time I explained to you I learned to design Flash Sites for record companies before but I can see you are braindead.

07-28-2008, 08:53 PM	#72
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	this is a nice design http://www.apple.com Your sites look like overdone graphitti garbodge. Here's a nice one too http://webmasters.videosz.com/?s=1035\|7338\|0

07-28-2008, 09:01 PM	#74
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	I can afford my own hosting I don't like you or your stuff it is overdone trash like an 80s subway train. Dude the guy who signed Michael Jackson said my work is amazing there is nothing you can say to me I don't like you. I'm much younger then you. Was more talented then you and still asked you for help, and you declined but the funny thing that happens as time passes is people become fluent in different coding languages. Bite me

07-28-2008, 10:42 PM	#75
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07-28-2008, 11:11 PM	#77
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07-29-2008, 12:22 AM	#78
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07-29-2008, 12:48 AM	#81
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07-29-2008, 12:49 AM	#82
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07-29-2008, 01:43 AM	#84
v4 media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Spain Posts: 2,934	http://www.lezboland.com/toura.html this is you yep, is it the only thing you have to show because that's not up to Envisionext standard.

07-29-2008, 01:57 AM	#85
Porn Ass Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 304	this guy is a train wreck, you should see the sample he did for a buddy of mine for his voyeur site.. it was some green and black alien thing LOL ill have to get the pic and post it __________________

07-29-2008, 02:12 AM	#86
Some Guy Affordable Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,750	MCRiv, it's funny how you keep comparing yourself to Todd McFarlane, who happens to be one of the most overrated comic book artists of all time. Ironic. __________________ Need a Cheap Design? - Cheap Quality Content Available! Fuck you Michelle Malkin and Fox News

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07-29-2008, 05:59 AM	#94
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07-29-2008, 06:50 AM	#95
MCRiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 343	um if you are blind bite me seems pretty sick to me. Yes I am crazy better then envisionext.