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CaptainWolfy 06-24-2006 12:57 AM

good luck with sales!

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
all those domains and you still use AOL?


i'll sell you PoorFuck.com for $150,000


I am sorry that a HUGE net success like you had to waste time reading a thread and then what a waste to type up a response and all and then read the thread to see if I respond. You could have been making some serious coin dude!

Ok, well maybe not. You are one of those sorry fucks that linger on this board and post things thinking you are witty, but you are not.


You also reveal your ignorance which makes everyone feel sorry for your broke, stupid, crack addicted ass. Sorry for your problems, but I can't help you. You might find relief by putting a plastic bag over your head and taking a nap. Never waking up might be really good for you my friend!


Enjoy!

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
fake nicks are hawt!


OH YA!!!

Pleasurepays 06-24-2006 12:59 AM

did anyone check if rude-and-stupid-kunt.com is available

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by empty1987
good luck with sales!

Thank you my friend! I wish you luck and success as well!!!!

bknoob 06-24-2006 01:03 AM

too much for moi :P

MaddCaz 06-24-2006 01:04 AM

bump bump

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
did anyone check if rude-and-stupid-kunt.com is available

Why?

Are you looking for a personal web site?

You should avoid names such as rude-and-stupid-kunt because it reveals your true identity. People will tend to puke all over you if you decide to use a name that reveals so much about you.

I suggest trying to fool people. Register smart-and-not-rude-kunt because then you might at least fool somebody. Good luck moron!

Retards have rights too!


I fight for your rights you retard!

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Yep, same person, he also is Hey.... I know You! as well as over a dozen others. He's a big time troll who loves to post for sale domain threads then proceed to reply with 6th grade comebacks. He's been trying to move some of his domains on here for over two years and he's failed to realize that acting professionally might help him get a sale.


One could interpret events in such a way, but it would be the way a board member with multiple board names would "see things" because he was insulted.

You are a fucking moron!

Acting professionally when a douche like you posts your 2nd grade insults? Sorry, fuckface . . . . but I don't give a flying fuck what morons think. That means YOU! I am looking for smart people. So, you can keep on reading threads looking for a great topic for you (you fat slob). Didn't your doctor tell you to get yourself together?


Do it dummy!

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Expo_Vids
VaginalDischarge.com - now that is a domain I would want to buy.

That's great my friend!

Everyone is waiting to see what you think! They wait for your opinion and they actually adjust their lives accordingly.



You have been on this board for YEARS posting quality stuff year after year, and you have proven that you know your shit. Well, yes . . . . I believe that you have and so does everyone else.

Ignore searches of your old posts because they don't reveal the "real" you. You are smart!

Everyone can tell that you are smart by all of your success!!!

You leave no doubt how successful you are and we all appreciate it!

I shit on you.

woj 06-24-2006 01:27 AM

50.......,...

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Promo Chicks
Do you have Adult.com?

Why yes!

I am so glad you aksed!

Thank you for your interest. I shall provide a 50% discount on all of my domains for you JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED THE BONUS QUESTION! THANK YOU MY FRIEND! GOOD LUCK!!! I hope you make it!

I really do!

woj 06-24-2006 01:36 AM

in the US the correct format is .00, not some ,000 you are using,
so for example, you need to use 55.00 not 55,000... you should correct this so people don't get confused...

Manowar 06-24-2006 01:38 AM

i sale xxxudfjkdoashsdoiasjdpjdsp.com


$300,000 firm

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by micker
wow, is this the same shelly that was trolling the boards picking fights a month or two back, but with a new nick?

Wow! Micker, the well known, long time board member with a respected history and all.

I love the fact that you have so many board names. It makes me laugh at you and your pathetic life.


See, it is funny that you are so pathetic.


Get it?






I didn't think so, dummy.



I assure you that your sad self provides humor to everyone else.


Thanks flunky for all you do!

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
in the US the correct format is .00, not some ,000 you are using,
so for example, you need to use 55.00 not 55,000... you should correct this so people don't get confused...



I would normally listen to everything you say, but you are the retard that posts "50" on every thread. Sorry, but you need to stick to that.

Let everyone else succeed in business. You just worry about posting "50" my dull friend!

I is gonna post "50" is a good goal for someone like "you."

Keep it up dumb dumb!

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
i sale xxxudfjkdoashsdoiasjdpjdsp.com


$300,000 firm



Nobody doubts your knowledge in the domain industry. You have set records for everyone to envy! Please post some of your domain success stories and I shall be happy!

Well, just mention one domain success story. We love the inspiration that comes from reading about such a success. Please, reveal at least one story of success regarding domain names.


Ok, just post one domain that you own that somebody might want. Seriously, flunky . . . . just one domain. Come on! How hard can it be to post just one single domain that somebody might have a slight interest in. Your long time success in the domain industry should net some great stories.


Come on douche, just one domain. Just one you flunky.


I pray that god takes you quick with stomach cancer or something so you don't have a long drawn out battle.

Enjoy!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-24-2006 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth
I am sorry that a HUGE net success like you had to waste time reading a thread and then what a waste to type up a response and all and then read the thread to see if I respond. You could have been making some serious coin dude!

Ok, well maybe not. You are one of those sorry fucks that linger on this board and post things thinking you are witty, but you are not.


You also reveal your ignorance which makes everyone feel sorry for your broke, stupid, crack addicted ass. Sorry for your problems, but I can't help you. You might find relief by putting a plastic bag over your head and taking a nap. Never waking up might be really good for you my friend!


Enjoy!

:1orglaugh :laughing- :1orglaugh :laughing- :1orglaugh :laughing-

Shelly Longstreth 06-24-2006 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
:1orglaugh :laughing- :1orglaugh :laughing- :1orglaugh :laughing-

It is common knowledge that the more orglaughs and laughings you use, the less intelligent you are.

Sorry . . . . . . let me say it another way, you is dumb.

THANK YOU!


ENJOY!

Grandpas Used Diapers 06-24-2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
:1orglaugh :laughing- :1orglaugh :laughing- :1orglaugh :laughing-

LOL :D, do you fist yourself often? What about now? Are you fisting yourself now? How often do you fist yourself? How often do you fist your grandmother? Do you go by the name "stink fist" because you fist yourself often? Let me know sir stink fist!

rotterdammer 07-07-2006 10:44 AM

Loser baby

Why 07-07-2006 10:57 AM

wow! what a fucked up thread.

Tdog 07-07-2006 11:03 AM

These seem to be a bit on the high side for the names.

will76 07-07-2006 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth
DOT COMS FOR SALE:

*************** $55,000
LocalLove.com $35,000
SummerLeague.com $15,000
DirectDeposits.com $25,000
GodLovesYou.com $30,000
FreshPoultry.com $25,000
YourGenealogy.com $30,000
AntiqueFurnishings.com $25,000
FineAntiqueFurniture.com $25,000
DepositSafe.com $10,000
MaleSexDrive.com $15,000
FemaleSexDrive.com $15,000
DotComBusiness.com $25,000
BigFag.com $5,000
SickBitch.com $5,000
TotalLoser.com $5,000
DotGirls.com $15,000
EverythingOrganic.com $25,000
EverythingAntique.com $25,000


CONTACT ME AT [email protected]


THANK YOU!!!!

some are not tooo bad for the price, some are waaay for off IMO

sharp 07-07-2006 11:08 AM

nice domains...

supermann 07-07-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
in the US the correct format is .00, not some ,000 you are using,
so for example, you need to use 55.00 not 55,000... you should correct this so people don't get confused...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CIVMatt 07-07-2006 11:34 AM

I'm looking for something around $8

BlueWire 07-07-2006 11:34 AM

"The Jerk Store Called And They're Running Out Of YOU!"

--George Louis Costanza

roly 07-07-2006 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth
Nobody doubts your knowledge in the domain industry. You have set records for everyone to envy! Please post some of your domain success stories and I shall be happy!

Well, just mention one domain success story. We love the inspiration that comes from reading about such a success. Please, reveal at least one story of success regarding domain names.


Ok, just post one domain that you own that somebody might want. Seriously, flunky . . . . just one domain. Come on! How hard can it be to post just one single domain that somebody might have a slight interest in. Your long time success in the domain industry should net some great stories.


Come on douche, just one domain. Just one you flunky.


I pray that god takes you quick with stomach cancer or something so you don't have a long drawn out battle.

Enjoy!

pmt or are you allways this easy going?

Violetta 07-07-2006 01:24 PM

Last time I saw those domains:

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...***************

gooddomains 07-07-2006 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Expo_Vids

I'd hit it

SmutGiant 07-07-2006 01:29 PM

You might get a few hundred for a couple of those domains... you must be on some good shit lady :thumbsup

madawgz 07-07-2006 01:37 PM

some nice ones in there, good luck!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-07-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth
It is common knowledge that the more orglaughs and laughings you use, the less intelligent you are.

Sorry . . . . . . let me say it another way, you is dumb.

THANK YOU!


ENJOY!

so me and you would make good friend huh? both dumb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grandpas Used Diapers
LOL :D, do you fist yourself often? What about now? Are you fisting yourself now? How often do you fist yourself? How often do you fist your grandmother? Do you go by the name "stink fist" because you fist yourself often? Let me know sir stink fist!

i fist myself alot, im also fisting myself right now, i fist myself atleast 3 times an hour, i don't fist my grandmother, she fists me, and no, i go by the name "holy fuck thats a huge fist to fit in your ass"

pocketkangaroo 01-03-2007 08:44 PM

Seems like you have some nice domains, good luck.

Dirty F 01-03-2007 08:49 PM

Person 4 who sells ***************

How funny.

SomeCreep 01-03-2007 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelly Longstreth (Post 10222204)
DOT COMS FOR SALE:

*************** $55,000
LocalLove.com $35,000
SummerLeague.com $15,000
DirectDeposits.com $25,000
GodLovesYou.com $30,000
FreshPoultry.com $25,000
YourGenealogy.com $30,000
AntiqueFurnishings.com $25,000
FineAntiqueFurniture.com $25,000
DepositSafe.com $10,000
MaleSexDrive.com $15,000
FemaleSexDrive.com $15,000
DotComBusiness.com $25,000
BigFag.com $5,000
SickBitch.com $5,000
TotalLoser.com $5,000
DotGirls.com $15,000
EverythingOrganic.com $25,000
EverythingAntique.com $25,000


CONTACT ME AT [email protected]


THANK YOU!!!!

I can offer you $250 for all.

borked 01-04-2007 04:01 AM

wow, such hostility
.co.jp

Agent 488 01-07-2007 06:09 PM

is VaginalDischarge.com still available?

Miguel T 01-07-2007 06:22 PM

You must be really high.


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