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  • DaReALsCo
    Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 1

    #1

    Fat Whores, Shut The Fuck Up....

    First things first. You got a cigarette? No? Well anyway, a funny thing popped up in my fucking cranium just this last weekend. I'm out right, in the bars just minding my own fucking business and i feel the eyes of a table of fat, disgusting, loud, and overbearingly utterly crack-the-concrete women just glaring in my inconspicuous direction. I thought nothing of it. Thought, well I'll just continue smoking my cigarette and drinking my spey-side malt scotch wiskey,no ice and hope the unnecessary revealing clothed fatties look another way. This did not happen. They almost like a heard of elephants got up all at the same time and then proceeded to make their way towards me. This is when i became upset. One of the fat bodies was starting to say something to me and I gladly interupted them hoping that my non-gentlemen like persona would have them retreat. I simply said go fuck yourself and tell me later how bad it was. This only seemed to provoke the beasts. They told me i didn't mean that and i finaly thought of a way to make an overly aggressive obese woman back the fuck up off of you. I yelled out,"Fat whores, shut the fuck up",and took a drag off my cigarette again only to hear a fuck you asshole and a bastard thrown in there as well but i can take that and just say and then some and continue what i was doing. Anyway, water's wet, sky's blue, women have secrets,who gives a fuck? Enclosing i hope this comment helps you guys out there that are stalked by fat God damn whores as the aforementioned.
  • Westin
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 393

    #2
    "I simply said go fuck yourself and tell me later how bad it was. This only seemed to provoke the beasts."

    ROFL!!!! That is some funny shit!
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    • DamageX
      Marketing & Strategy
      • Jun 2001
      • 14293

      #3
      "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain!"

      ROTFLMAO, funny shit.

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      • DarkJedi
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        • Feb 2001
        • 28301

        #4
        Ummm...is there a hidden point to the post or you just pissed off ?

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        • pr0
          rockin tha trailerpark
          • May 2001
          • 23088

          #5
          You need to write a book on that...cuz your right...once one of those 300lberz starts looking your way its all over. Its like a giant fat-ass elephant stalking you for your peanuts!

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          • CDSmith
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            Idiot!

            You just lost a great chance at some free Plumper content!! Arrrggglgurglggggg

            I'd 've had me digital cameras with me, back to their place, and do a plumpy-lesbo shoot that would cave heads in

            Plumpers is some good niche bucks boyo, especially amateur stuff with big bar hippos like these ones. hee heeeee.
            Next time!
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            • Kat - Fast
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 2303

              #7
              CDSmith - you have a stronger stomach than me old chap

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              • theWatsonian
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 1737

                #8
                Is anybody else disturbed by this whole attitude?
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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kat:
                  CDSmith - you have a stronger stomach than me old chap
                  Strewth.

                  After working as a health care worker in an urban hospital for 15 years, I can tell you with a straight face that I've seen every gross thing this world has to offer and then some.

                  A small herd of plumper-babes rolling around for the camera is a walk in the park after that.
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                  • [Labret]
                    Registered User
                    • May 2001
                    • 10945

                    #10

                    Hi DaReALsCo.

                    I think I love you.

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                    • Tam
                      Rude Bitch
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 8534

                      #11
                      theWatsonian,
                      Yeah I am a little but I just consider the source and let it fly.......... but it is bothering me just a bit, you aren't alone.

                      Tam

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                      • george
                        Registered User
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 96

                        #12
                        I think it's time for you to divorce that fat bitch and move to a new town

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                        • jimmyf
                          OU812
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 12651

                          #13
                          Don't know if you know it or not, but there
                          are alot of men that really like a large woman.

                          Don't know were you get off posting something like this, am sure there are some mid size to large women that come to this board.

                          Me I like'em all sizes, little one, mid-size ones, and yes big ones.

                          I just fucking like women all kinds, and can't get enough of them.

                          Am sure your mother would be ashamed of you for talking like you have also.

                          So all I've got to say to you is.

                          GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

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                          • TheFLY
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 11856

                            #14
                            Do fat women threaten you? You really are very insecure... Grow up.

                            Makes you feel better to put someone down doesn't it? Makes you feel like a big man.
                            But really you are just a miserable fuck -- probably hours away from hanging yourself in your own closet without a note. Go fuck yourself loser.

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                            • Jamdin
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 3560

                              #15
                              Tuesday night was Ladies' Night at my favorite watering hole, the Royal Tavern. I usually leave the place alone on those nights but I was lonely and needed to get drunk. As soon as I got my shot of Jack, I noticed two plump women whispering to each other. They often looked my way and giggled. I tried not to pay any attention for I didn't feel like company.

                              After my third shot of Jack, I felt different and bought each of them a drink. They were drinking rum & Coke but I figured they had a few too. They each may have weighed around 250 pounds but they also had breasts bigger than my head.

                              I introduced myself and asked if they would like some company.

                              "Are you THE Ricky James," the one with glasses said.

                              I nodded.

                              "The private dick," the other one gasped. "Wow, Emily, we got a celebrity on our hands."

                              News was quick to spread in Dreamdale especially if one kept their eyes glued to the headlines of sex scandals and murder myseries. Try as I might, I couldn't always keep my name out of the limelight.

                              Emily giggled and I soon learned that the other chubby gal's name was Tammy. They were both cute with round faces and very little makeup. Both had that soft brown hair that was cut below their shoulders. Emily's eyes were green while Tammy's eyes were doe brown. We had a few more rounds and we were laughing together like we were old chums. It was Tammy that suggested we get a room for some after hours fun.

                              That was a year ago tonight and the rest of the evening is pretty much a blurr. I do remember that those chubby chicks were horny she-devils that wore me out. I never saw them again after that night even though I been at the Royal Tavern on Ladies' Night ever since.

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                              • aprilkorova
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 649

                                #16
                                Boy, you're quite the charmer aren't you.

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                                • Red
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2000
                                  • 518

                                  #17
                                  Excuse me while I recover from the shock. When I first read your post I was dumbfounded. Then I thought to myself "Wow, for him to think he is in the position to publicly ridicule someone because of their looks, then he must be pretty hot shit. At the very least, a legend in his own mind.

                                  So please, Darealsco, (and what's with the mixed caps and lowercase? Are you old enough to be an adult webmaster, or is it that your maturity level is just now reaching pre-pubescence?) Please share a picture of your perfectly buff body and your swarthingly good looks. Show us that we should worship you as the Adonis that you are.

                                  The one thing I found interesting is that you never stated the reason they started coming over to you in the first place. Your reference, more than once, to a cigarette, leads me to think they were coming over to give you the "non-smoker" preach. If that was the case, I think you need to re-think your people skills.

                                  If they were coming over to try and pick you up, then you are a complete asshole. Even if you weren't interested, then you could have shown a modicum of class by appreciating their interest in you, but nicely turning them down.

                                  So once again, I implore you to let us feast our eyes upon the perfection that is you.

                                  Red

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