Strangest search engine request visitor to your site?

[Hypo]

Today someone found my site through yahoo using the following search phrase (as shown in my referrer tracking) -

"free pics of girls showering and having pussy problems"

I wonder what he was really looking for. So what's the strangest search request that someone used in a SE to get to your site?

[Lord Assmore]

"nude nuns"

[tenletters]

"Split Personality"

I had another kind of split in mind when I made that gallery. hehe

[Warphead]

"babysitter hookers"

(my Urban Legends site)

[cygnet74]

"guides to sex for first timer"
"big women with little tits"

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[Web_Mistress]

Well, today I have:

sexy spider adult

hmmm, no spiders on my site!


erotic-stories mother

guess I write weird stories eh?

I just changed hosts, so that is just what hit today. I'll check again tomorrow lol.




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[echo465]

I just checked mine.. both from google:

1. adaptec
2. high speed modem test

[Corpsie]

"anally computer programming php sucks"

[Cam]

native grasses of australia

3 hits to my TGP?

[oscer]

" What the Fuck am i Doing "

[HQ]

"wwwhqdailynudecom"

and i get tons of "wwwYOUR-SITE-HEREcom" hits.

what's up with that?!



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[aprilkorova]

pussypussypussypussypussypussypussy


Like pussy once would not have done the job

[Unriz3n]

"cache:www.grannypictures.com/ granny pics"
I also like when they enter "www.adultclips.net/main.shtml" like they couldnt have just typed that in their browser

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[Slick]

Ha ha ha Unriz3n, that's what I get a kick outta also, when they search for my full site address. I don't know about some people, he he.

[Hypo]

My dad, till a few months back (I havent checked after that) used to go to any site, example www.yahoo.com, by typing it in the altavista search box, which was his home page. I tried explaining to him many times (and he has been on the net for some years) how to use the address field. He just doesnt seem to understand the difference between a url and a search engine!

I'll have to check back to see how he's doing now. Strange thing is, he's a bloody genius with a memory like an elephant's, got a PhD and tons of degrees with him. But when it comes to computers if he gets through his mails and wordprocessor that's an achievement!

[Techie Media]

we get several requests for "lightning rod protection" go figure that...LOL

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[chris_davis]

"pics of fat chicks fucking a mouse"

I can only hope to god they were looking for a computer mouse, not the real thing... Uugh.

Which meta tag exactly set that off is beyond me.

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[chris_davis]

Originally posted by Lightning:
we get several requests for "lightning rod protection" go figure that...LOL

HeHe.. I can see it now... www.jimsfreelightningrods.com

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[Fucker]

"sweet jimmy gay pics"

"boneprone tranny"

those are the most odd search terms ive found on my site.

[Web_Mistress]

Today I noticed:

bazooms oil


Is that for some kinda car I haven't heard about?


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[Web_Mistress]

How about this one:

spike heels in pussies

That sounds painful.... OUCH!



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[pet]

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[This message has been edited by pet (edited 07-08-2001).]

[Killerelf]

Goverment Conspiracy

[Hypo]

I got a 'Biker Chicks' today, but there arent any on my page. Sounds good though, maybe I should put some up

[Web_Mistress]

ha ha pet. It is funny, I was just laughing on some more, one of my sites I used to have a gift shop on, and when I only sold one item, I finally caved and put small adult websites on it.

I had a search for hummingbird windchimes on there....I must still be listed as a gift shop on one of the directories, lol. They must get a REAL shock when they click on that link to look for those windchimes...

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[HQ]

thx hypo! that explains it!

[Hypo]

Here's a queer one -
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache...e+series&hl=no

absolutefreeseries is not mine nor do I trade with it.