I think my cock is like 4 feet long. It's been a while since I measured it.
The worst part is that I have two buy two seats on an airplane for it.
Sometimes, I hang it out of my car window when I drive long distances. Fresh air is good for it, or at least that what I've heard.
Everyonce in a while if I'm an a crazy mood, I'll try to smoke a cigarette through it. I have a lot of fun with it at parties, I bring it out talk into it like a microphone. Drives the party guests into a lughing fit. My material is pretty dry, but my delivery knocks their socks off.
I sure do love my 4 foot cock.
[This message has been edited by RedShoe (edited 04-04-2001).]
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I've got a penis. It works. I've had no complaints. Except from that one girl. Her name was Candy. We all called her Grandy Candyon. You could yodel into her and NEVER get a reply. If you did get a reply, though, it was because the dude before you fell in and was crying out for help.
Dank, I have been asked this so many times in my life. It is not all about how you use it or how big it is. Kinda a combo thing.
For me, and I believe, most women. It's about the guy himself. If you are really into him, it's going to be good sex, regardless (unless he just hasn't the slightest clue LOL). I've never measured any guy so I don't know for certain what's average.
You guys are so caught up with length that you forget about width LOL. That's important too, ya know.
If I had to guess, I would say maybe 6 inches hard? But as I said, I am no expert LOL. And if I liked a guy, I wouldn't give a shit one way or the other....within reason. A college buddy of mine slept with this guy that she swore up and down, no exageration, was no bigger hard than her pinky finger. Now that might be a lttle hard to work with .
Well since you asked !
I know I can fuck...but ya'll can guess my length and my thickness by lickin` & suckin` on my dick. Why would I wanna` take all the fun out for the ladies here and tell them in advance !
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Originally posted by sandman!: blakkfrogg why were you fucking a girl that you know was slutty??
Hmmm... I was joking. I do that from time-to-time. Helps me to forget all the badthings in life. Things like running out of beer, being broke and/or getting punched in the mouth by a linebacker.
We Froggs are known for many things, but messing with whores is not one of them -- unless we're drunk.
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