Win $500 today!

[Lensman]

Brad Shaw has always been jealous of AP, now he has started a poetry contest on Netpond for people to critcize me for $100 thru Sunday and he'll pick the most critical. He has always tried to raise his profile my attacking others.

I'm raising the bar to $500. Whoever writes the best poem ON NETPOND about me by Sunday nite, I'll give $500. I'm the judge. We need some balance and truth over there.

Post them on http://www.netpond.com/msgboard/

[Techie Media]

Hey Joe, sorry I missed your call yesterday, I took Amy and the kids out to a movie and dinner. I'll call you today in just a bit. Amy and I are at Netpond now, give me 20 mins were writing a good one. You know you can always count on me to cover your back.

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[Lensman]

I'm heading out right now, call my cell instead.

[adsproul]

Whats going on?? i take a few weeks away from the board, and all of a sudden i hear someone is in trouble??? Why all the Lensman flaming everywhere??

Whats going on Lens?

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"Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?"

[Techie Media]

OK I posted this on netpond (Excluding the P.S.)

Roses are red, violets are blue, Joe'e never screwed me, and he's never screwed you.

You visit his sites, and sit back and gander, then you open your mouths and shit out some slander.

Joe is so nice, he's even so fair, How can you argue, Just how do you dare.

Joe has a great site, I see them at night, If they don't get you hard, Then you just aint right.

Lensman oh Lensman, have no fear, your loyal true friends will always be here.

We will vouch for your program till the bitter end, Amateur Page hits we will always send.

Your program is the tops in our book, We tell all who will listen, to go have a look. Joe your the best, and in no way a crook.

Promoting your sites is a whole lot of fun, they convert like a mofo, and are second to none.

So listen my friends while I make this point clear, Don't bad mouth lensman, Don't even dare!


So if your looking for a sponsor who won't screw you on the net, Amateur Pages is a sure fire bet.

P.S.
Oh wait I must add this Amy has something to say, Your programs the best, and you always do pay.

However, as I walk down the highway, laptop in hand, I have no new truck, "I Just Don't Understand"


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[This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 03-03-2001).]

[adsproul]

A true work of art lightning! i read it there first and though, WOW! this person is good!

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"It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end!"

"Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?"

[Jer]

Lightning and Amy, congrats ! I loved it. My english is poor, so I can't try Lensman

Jer

[Babagirls]

It wont win, but it may get a few laughs! LOL Enjoy ya'll!!

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Until I read his thread, I didn't even know his name was Joe.

Now he says to write a poem to win $500 and be the next Edgar Allen Poe.

I never won anything in my life and I dont expect to win over the "regulars" of GFY.

But to say that I know Joe would be a lie.

He seems like a great man who doesnt take shit from anyone.

Seems like the type of guy that if you mess with him, he'd shoot you in the ass with his gun.

He has to be cool just to make a website with the name that it has.

And to know that he probably thought about the name while sitting on a toliet and passing gas.

The man's a genius, he could turn things into gold from poo.

He's probably that kid in school you sat by that always sniffed glue.

Anyways, my name is Jamie and I love your GFY website.

Now go f*ck yourself, I'm tired of being polite!!!



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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

[Sloane]

that bought a tear to my eye lightning..

[Jamdin]

I hate Netpond's bbs. Why don't they get organized.

I spent the day out of town & enjoying the nice weather (got up to 55* for a change). I log on this evening to update Shemp's categories & vist my haunts. Then I see this post so I just had to post at Netpond which I have not done since I first started doing this adult websites. Have I said how much I hate their bbs?

Well, here's my entry until I can make a better one:

Hey Joe
(Jimi Hendrix Still Lives)

Hey Joe!
Where you going with that camera in your hand?
Hey Joe!
Now tell me where you going with that camera in your hand?

I'm going down to shoot some hot ladies
'Cos I'm goin' to make them stars
Yes I'm going down to shoot some hot ladies
'Cos I'm goin' to make them a star!

Hey Joe!
I heard you shot some hot ladies, yes you did!
Hey Joe!
I heard you shot some hot ladies
that were hotties!

Yeah, yes I did! I shot them
You know I shot them 'cos I wanted to make them stars
Yes i did! I shot them
I shot them ladies 'cos they were hot ladies
I gave them the bird, I shot them!

Ooh hey Joe!
Tell me what website are you going to use... now?
Hey Joe!
C'mon tell me what website are you gonna run now?

Now don't you worry about me
For everything I do turns to gold
But traffic ain't free
You've always been told
Just you wait and see
For gofuckyourself.com
Will be the world's hottest bbs!
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Hey can I help if I love that song


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[Poizon]

OOOH o.O Poetry, me specialty....I know nothing about you though. Can I still be a participant?

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[Bake]

Netpond Sucks big time thats the frist time I have been there for ages This BS is just another reason not to go there.

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The harder I work the luckyer I get.

[Itchy]

I guess I'll lose my shitty 3 or 4 dollars a month if I post the poem I just wrote about Brad but then that $500 buxs will cover that pay for a couple years hehehe

Lensman is that $500 US money

I wrote the fucking winning poem
So if cutting Shaw down will win it
I'll post it as soon as I see your reply

P.S. anyone know how many lines you can put into a post ? will it take a 87 line post ? breaks included in note pad!! I guess I could test it here first :P

Itchy

[This message has been edited by Itchy (edited 03-04-2001).]

[Poizon]

Well, I went there to check it out and to post a poem. HELL WITH THAT, That has to be the shittiest message board I've EVER seen. I'd rather use cjb.nets message board. GEEZ how pathetic.

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[Itchy]

And to think thats where the Y-not board all went so long ago

Itchy

You'll need to go back there later and read mine
postem if you gotem


[This message has been edited by Itchy (edited 03-04-2001).]

[RedShoe]

I probably won't win the money, but so what it was fun.

Here is what posted:

Hey Brad Shaw you are a fat fucking prick.
Lensman, and AP don't use any tricks.
You're just pissed, because this site sucks big dick.

RedShoe, Poem Entry

You could say that I'm a real poetic fucking genious. You could also say I suck.

[Hypo]

I'm an aspiring musician and songwriter and I blew out my $1500 soundmodule this week. Really could do with that $500! I could have recorded the song too, but cant get the music without the sound module, so will have to do with the lyrics for now. Here's the song I'm posting at Netpond, Lensman, hope you like it!

Cash Cash baby (Lensman Mix) - by Hypo

(To be sung to the tune of Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice)

Yo Netponders, Let's kick it!

Cash Cash Baby
Cash Cash Baby

Alright stop, Collaborate it's no scam
Lensman's back with a brand new program
Something, grabs the surfer tightly
Flows through the crap banners daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I dont know
Converting like hell and recurring more
Every-new-day the cash flows heavily
Making me rich and rich is so devilly
Come lets rush to the programs that work
They're killing com-pe-ti-tion that are just humbug
Deadly, when I see the checks everyday
Anything less than a grand, No way!
Love it dont leave it, you keep gaining, hey
Newbies and oldies, but cheaters no way!
If there's a problem Lensman'll solve it
Join in the fun while the CJs revolve it

Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)
Cash Cash Baby (Lensilla)

[This message has been edited by Hypo (edited 03-04-2001).]

[Techie Media]

Hey Thanks all of you who liked what I wrote. I see some other good ones going up.
I just have to say, that 500 bucks is always nice, but the real truth is that, Lensman and I do alot of business together, and this entire incident got blown WAY out of hand. So I spent my time with Amy (wife) trying to express our true feelings. Lensman may wear a pink dress on occassions, but he NEVER cheated a single person. So I will stand in his corner anyday.

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[Red]

Lightning, you're right. This has gotten way out of hand. Leave it to Brad to start some shit like this. For those of you who don't know him, He's a loudmouth, arrogant son of a bitch, who gets his jollies by causing grief. It's one thing to stir up controversy, but he goes beyond that by hurling personal insults at people. 4 years ago I was the victim of his charming mannerisms and I had never even talked to the man before. He was obviously the fat kid in school that always got picked on and now feels the need to retaliate. The problem is, if he thinks he gets respect by being a nasty mother fucker, he's dead wrong. Usually if one gets tormented in school, one grows up with a little more character and empathy towards others. Unfortunately, in Brad's case, he just grew up to be an asshole.
And now, because he couldn't just keep posting on Netpond with nothing but insults at Lens, he offers money for people to do it for him. How fucking lame.
Brad, if you're reading this, grow up and be a mensch. (that's a Jewish word that means, be a person, have some class about you.)

Red


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[Itchy]

I agree with you Red I was around back then too read my poem you see(fucked up his girly freinds name though shit)
He was a fucked pig headed shit then and he still is today just thinks higher of himself now
I don't ever rememeber Lens being a asshole
Shaw is a minor player (copy cat player)
and brad if your reading this and wondering
Who I'm
Go Fuck Yourself
Itchy
Someone trade me link good search engine name

[HQ]

i hate shit like this, but now you've got me interested.

can someone shed a little light on who this brad guy is?

does he run is own money program?



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HQ

[Itchy]

http://www.sicclicks.com/
If you join it's your own fault


Itchy

[Itchy]

http://www.bradleyshaw.com/
This shows how much he doesn't finsh things
one of his first places I belive

[Lightning]

Hey everyone, I wanted to add my few cents here. Lensman has good programs, and is honest. I would love to be able to write a good poem on that other board, but I cant write to well. I saw a few good poems from some people here and they are great. Lightning, I know you have helped me with some problems i ve had, But I never new you were such the poem writer... You did an awesome poem, I bet your wife wrote it..LOLLOL
Anyway Lensmen, you will come out on top of all this with friends Like Lightning, Itchy, skitz.. and all the rest.

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[Babagirls]

Hey Lensman when is the 'judgement' going to be?? I know Brad said after "The Man show" or some shit for his. I have no clue when that is on though. I LOVE those gurls that jump on the trampoline! LOL

And yes, I am a bi-chick!

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A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"

[Itchy]

Babagirls


God bless your soul and may you live to be 100


Itchy

[Serge_Oprano]

hahahahaha,
I won $1000 and...
where is my check????