Masturbation Workshop @ 8pm ET !!!!

[sweetjimmy]

Hey we're having a masturbation (sturbing)workshop tonight at: http://www.slapdash.com

We'll take you from start to finish with Olympic Games sturbing silver medalist Jake Masters.

You'll learn alot of important information and techniques such as:

1.) Locating your penis.

2.) Operating a zipper safely.

3.) High speed sturbing safety tips.

But above all we'll teach you the three L's of successful sturbing...lubrication, lubrication, lubrication !!.

See you tonight fellow jagoffs!



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[Exxxotica]

Your posts are too fuckin funny!

[Wizzo]

Any "hand switching, gain a stroke tips?"

[sixfm]

....Yeah, I need to brush up on my stroke-a-bility. I'm a bit rusty...

[jaYMan]

i think i got a job for this guy... =)

[Grampa]

Me & "V" will be there....Viagra???

[RRRED]

I'll bring my wallmount...

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[sweetjimmy]

I'd like to thank everybody for coming to the masturbation workshop (no pun intended).

We had some great tips and very few injuries this time around. I'd like to thank Wizzo for showing everyone his reverse palm thrust. And I'd like to thank RRRED for showing us her wall-mounted anal plug.

I have some good news on RRRED's condition. Dr. Liebowitz, our resident proctologist, has successfully removed the wall-mounted anal plug from reds sphincter. In addition to the anal plug Dr. Leibowitz found a t.v. guide, a nail clipper and a bottle of impulse body spray. Here's the x-ray:



If anyone has any questions regarding the next sturbshop don't hesitate to post your inquiries here.


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[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 02-05-2001).]

[Hazen]

Holy shit, all that and no evidence of Crisco? Now that's skill.

[RRRED]

"And I'd like to thank RRRED for showing us his wall-mounted anal plug."

Wrong hole buddy, I'm a female

Hey Hazen!! whassup???

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[Hazen]

What app RRREDDD!

[sweetjimmy]

Sorry about that Red. The room was pretty dark.

I edited the message for you!!!


Cheers!!!

[stangster]

RRRed SSSaid:

Wrong hole buddy, I'm a female

Don't let that stop ya! hehe

[RRRED]

strangster.... I'm an exit only kind a gal YOW!

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