The only "real" conspiracy out there..

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  • crockett
    in a van by the river
    • May 2003
    • 76818

    #1

    The only "real" conspiracy out there..

    Fuck Alex Jones and his nutter following..this is the mother fucking real conspiracy...

    You know when you are browsing on your mobile phone and open a website.. The page starts loading, you see a link that you want to click, just as you put your finger on the link a ad pops up right in its place..

    Fuck.... so you end up clicking the fucking ad by mistake, you hit back you wait for the fucking page to load.....you wait for that ad to load...but it doesn't your like fucking bitch ad you aren't fooling me..it doesn't load..so you resist..then finally say fuck it and click but the facking ad loads right then.....

    I'm pretty certain they have little cameras in your touch screen that track your finger and the phone manufacturers sell their use to ad networks...


    This shit is big...
    In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.
  • Relic
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2002
    • 10294

    #2
    get a real computer you bloody hipster.

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    • Barry-xlovecam
      It's 42
      • Jun 2010
      • 18083

      #3
      But the moment that really stood out was when Jones was asked if he smokes weed. Now, a normal human being would say "yes" or maybe "no." But Alex Jones isn't a normal human being. Instead this was his take:

      Jones said he sometimes smokes marijuana ? nearly yearly ? ?to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it.? He then added that he tested it because he believes it is now too strong ? a development he blamed on billionaire and political donor George Soros, whom he claimed in court has ?brain damaged a lot of people.?

      I don't even know where to begin here. First, the idea that Jones smokes weed once a year to "monitor its strength" is lunacy. Why does he have to monitor its strength? Who assigned him this task? And "which is how law enforcement does it"? Does what? It's official police procedure to smoke weed once a year to monitor its strength? That certainly sounds like the made-up ramblings of a message-board troll,
      Alex Jones Had the Most Alex Jones Excuse for Smoking Weed | GQ

      Jones is a total nut case or professional troll

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      • Relic
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2002
        • 10294

        #4
        Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam
        professional troll
        Is their a DNA test for that? Would Bill Hicks be welcomed in Israel?

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        • crockett
          in a van by the river
          • May 2003
          • 76818

          #5
          Originally posted by Relic
          get a real computer you bloody hipster.
          so I see you had another mental breakdown...
          In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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          • Relic
            So Fucking Banned
            • Aug 2002
            • 10294

            #6
            Originally posted by crockett
            so I see you had another mental breakdown...
            Fuck off kool aid

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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75770

              #7
              Alex Jones is a nut case.
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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              • Relic
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2002
                • 10294

                #8
                Originally posted by Rochard
                Alex Jones is a nut case.

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