You guys got any good/funny ballbusting/nut checking stories?

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  • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
    Trump!
    • Feb 2011
    • 6442

    #1

    You guys got any good/funny ballbusting/nut checking stories?

    I remember punching my black basketball star teammate in the balls right before a regional game. We stopped at a gym on the way to the game to practice and he was messing with me and I ended up walking right up to him and uppercutting him right in the testicles! He was down for the count! Then he almost had a triple double in the game!

    In another basketball game my freshmen year, some guy nut checked me when the ref wasn't looking. A few minutes later I go to block him out and BAM I smoke him right in the testicles full force He goes down in a heep and the ref never saw it

    I got three detentions in high school for nut checking a guy so hard he puked, had to go to the hospital and he missed 3 days of school

    In baseball I hit a two hopper and the 2nd one was a bad hope BOOM right to the balls of this guy. Went down in a heep. Then funny enough about 4 years later the SAME player hit a ground ball to me I bobbled it, threw it to first and he crossed the bag SAFE and he ball hit him right in the testicles!
  • Kittens
    👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏
    • Jan 2016
    • 1440

    #2
    my mom wouldn't let me have hot pockets for lunch, so I left an upper decker in her master bathroom, today.

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    • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
      Trump!
      • Feb 2011
      • 6442

      #3
      toe the top

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38995

        #4
        Originally posted by Kittens
        my mom wouldn't let me have hot pockets for lunch, so I left an upper decker in her master bathroom, today.
        Wimp! Take a shit in the toaster if you want to send her a real message
        ️ ️

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        • Struggle4Bucks
          Sieg Hi!
          • May 2011
          • 3615

          #5
          Originally posted by JohnnyClips
          I remember punching my black basketball star teammate in the balls right before a regional game. We stopped at a gym on the way to the game to practice and he was messing with me and I ended up walking right up to him and uppercutting him right in the testicles! He was down for the count! Then he almost had a triple double in the game!

          In another basketball game my freshmen year, some guy nut checked me when the ref wasn't looking. A few minutes later I go to block him out and BAM I smoke him right in the testicles full force He goes down in a heep and the ref never saw it

          I got three detentions in high school for nut checking a guy so hard he puked, had to go to the hospital and he missed 3 days of school

          In baseball I hit a two hopper and the 2nd one was a bad hope BOOM right to the balls of this guy. Went down in a heep. Then funny enough about 4 years later the SAME player hit a ground ball to me I bobbled it, threw it to first and he crossed the bag SAFE and he ball hit him right in the testicles!
          Freud would say you have a latent cock&ball adoration but because of your youht you turned lust into hate for ego protection...
          Half troll half amazing!

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          • Kittens
            👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏
            • Jan 2016
            • 1440

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
            Wimp! Take a shit in the toaster if you want to send her a real message
            Fuck you, my toaster strudels go in that toaster.

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            • GFED
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 8121

              #7
              Originally posted by kittens
              fuck you, my toaster strudels go in that toaster.
              fuck yes, fuck poptarts!!!
              https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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