If a blind girl tells you that you have a big dick

[wehateporn]

She's probably pulling your leg

[j3rkules]

That is why I keep a cucumber in my pocket...

[nico-t]

[NatalieK]

She's probably pulling your leg

you're getting worse...

not a bad thing when it's just getting naughtier

[Spunky]

Grog,that was a bad one

[nakeddutch]

I told one once, that's a kielbasa, you stupid bitch!

[Double trouble]

[LetterTwenty7]

That reminds me, I gotta buy a PS4.

[Jane BongaCash]

just LOL

[freecartoonporn]

That's funny because one time I went to the doctors to get an exam so that I could start doing sports.
I was soooo nervous to take my pants off in front of the Doctor but I knew I had to so I just kept myself mentally prepared for it.
The day of arrives and my doctor is a smoking hot 10/10 Asian lady.
This makes me wayyy more nervous.
I mean, what if she doesn't like my dick? Anyway, she's turned around washing her hands in the sink so I figure "oh she's getting ready to check me. I should take my pants off." Well, out of habit and due to nerves, I took my shirt off and then took off my pants... and underwear.
So she turns around and I'm standing there stark naked.

She gasped and said that wasn't necessary and left the room so I could get dressed.
Turns out I was actually there because my mom wanted me to get put on anti depressants.

I still take em to this day.

[romeo22]

good one!She might get surpised when she touch the cock

[TheDynasty]

That's funny because one time I went to the doctors to get an exam so that I could start doing sports.
I was soooo nervous to take my pants off in front of the Doctor but I knew I had to so I just kept myself mentally prepared for it.
The day of arrives and my doctor is a smoking hot 10/10 Asian lady.
This makes me wayyy more nervous.
I mean, what if she doesn't like my dick? Anyway, she's turned around washing her hands in the sink so I figure "oh she's getting ready to check me. I should take my pants off." Well, out of habit and due to nerves, I took my shirt off and then took off my pants... and underwear.
So she turns around and I'm standing there stark naked.

She gasped and said that wasn't necessary and left the room so I could get dressed.
Turns out I was actually there because my mom wanted me to get put on anti depressants.

I still take em to this day.

[RyuLion]

lol.....

[Google Expert]

not bad.